The Woodsmen Podcast

Send us Fan Mail

A CHILLING THEORY SUGGESTS A LINK BETWEEN THOUSANDS OF UNEXPLAINED DISAPPEARANCES IN U.S. NATIONAL PARKS AND THE VAST, OFTEN UNMAPPED CAVE SYSTEMS HIDDEN BENEATH THEM. 

POPULARIZED BY DAVID PAULIDES’ MISSING 411 INVESTIGATIONS, THIS IDEA GAINED TRACTION AS PEOPLE NOTICED EERIE OVERLAPS BETWEEN MAPS OF MISSING PERSONS AND CAVE NETWORKS. 

CASES LIKE THAT OF DENNIS MARTIN, A BOY WHO VANISHED IN SECONDS DURING A FAMILY HIKE IN THE SMOKY MOUNTAINS, FUEL SUSPICIONS—ESPECIALLY WHEN SEARCH DOGS FAILED AND A WITNESS REPORTED HEARING A SCREAM FOLLOWED BY A STRANGE MAN RUNNING THROUGH THE WOODS. 

OTHERS POINT TO CLUSTERS OF BIZARRE DISAPPEARANCES IN PLACES LIKE VERMONT’S GREEN MOUNTAINS, WHERE SEVERAL PEOPLE VANISHED UNDER MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES BETWEEN 1945 AND 1950. 

SOME SPECULATE CAVES MAY HARBOR FERAL HUMANS, CRYPTIDS, OR EVEN SECRET GOVERNMENT ACTIVITY. WHILE SKEPTICS ARGUE THE DATA IS CHERRY-PICKED, THE UNSETTLING SIMILARITIES BETWEEN LOCATIONS—AND THE UTTER LACK OF CLUES IN MANY CASES—KEEP THIS THEORY ALIVE IN THE PUBLIC IMAGINATION. 

ON THIS WEEK’S EPISODE OF THE WOODSMEN PODCAST, WE DIVE HEADFIRST INTO THE DARKNESS—EXPLORING THE CAVE SYSTEMS, THE MISSING PERSONS, AND THE QUESTION: WHAT’S REALLY LURKING BENEATH OUR FEET?

====================
Intro : Sueco - Loser
====================

Support the Pod on Patreon! 
- patreon.com/TheWoodsmenPodcast

Follow us on Instagram and X @woodsmenpod !

Our Socials - 
Joey:
YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@piemasterj7505
Tik Tok - https://www.tiktok.com/@piemasterj
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/pie_master_j/
Brent:
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/strangekids/
Tik Tok - https://www.tiktok.com/@ionlycryontuesdays
====================

Send us Fan Mail

Since the dawn of time, humanity has questioned its own existence—where we come from, why we're here, and how we fit into the vast, ever-expanding universe. Are we the product of chance, or is there something greater at play? Is there a creator shaping our path, or is evolution the sole force behind our existence? More than just a theory of the past, evolution offers a glimpse into the future of our species. But what if new discoveries could rewrite everything we thought we knew?

Join us on this week’s episode of The Woodsmen Podcast as we explore revelations that could change the course of history forever.

====================
Intro : Sueco - Loser
====================

Support the Pod on Patreon! 
- patreon.com/TheWoodsmenPodcast

Follow us on Instagram and X @woodsmenpod !

Our Socials - 
Joey:
YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@piemasterj7505
Tik Tok - https://www.tiktok.com/@piemasterj
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/pie_master_j/
Brent:
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/strangekids/
Tik Tok - https://www.tiktok.com/@ionlycryontuesdays
====================

Send us Fan Mail

Have you ever hear a story that’s so ridiculous you think to yourself, “There’s no way this actually happened?” 

Well, sometimes nature doesn’t kill you with a bear attack, a car accident, or even a vengeful leprechaun : It gets you in the dumbest and even comedic way possible. 

Whether it’s people mistaking quicksand for a sandbox, challenging a bear to a wrestling match, or even proving that “hold my beer” might just be the last words of the unwise. 

Today we’re covering some of the funniest, weirdest, and most unfortunate ways people have met their end.

So, grab a drink, try not to tempt fate, and let’s dive into some of the dumbest ways to die—because we can’t tell you WHAT to do, but we can at least let you know what NOT to do.

====================
Intro : Sueco - Loser
====================

Support the Pod on Patreon! 
- patreon.com/TheWoodsmenPodcast

Follow us on Instagram and X @woodsmenpod !

Our Socials - 
Joey:
YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@piemasterj7505
Tik Tok - https://www.tiktok.com/@piemasterj
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/pie_master_j/
Brent:
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/strangekids/
Tik Tok - https://www.tiktok.com/@ionlycryontuesdays
====================

Send us Fan Mail

LEPRECHAUNS… THEY’RE TRICKSTERS, TREASURE KEEPERS, AND, IF LEGENDS ARE TO BE BELIEVED, ABSOLUTE MENACES TO SOCIETY. THEY DON’T JUST HIDE GOLD; THEY SCHEME, DECEIVE, AND SOMETIMES LEAD THE UNLUCKY STRAIGHT INTO THE UNKNOWN. FAR FROM THE FRIENDLY MASCOTS WE SEE TODAY, THESE LITTLE FAIRY FOLK HAVE ROOTS IN DARKER, STRANGER TALES—ONES FILLED WITH VANISHINGS, CURSES, AND IMPOSSIBLE ENCOUNTERS.

ON THIS EPISODE OF THE WOODSMEN PODCAST, WE’RE DIVING DEEP INTO THE LORE OF LEPRECHAUNS, SEPARATING MYTH FROM MYSTERY, AND ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS:

 ARE THEY JUST FOLKLORE?

 ARE THEY CONNECTED TO OTHER SUPERNATURAL TRICKSTERS?

 OR IS THERE SOMETHING MORE TO THESE ELUSIVE LITTLE BEINGS?

====================
Intro : Sueco - Loser
====================

Support the Pod on Patreon! 
- patreon.com/TheWoodsmenPodcast

Follow us on Instagram and X @woodsmenpod !

Our Socials - 
Joey:
YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@piemasterj7505
Tik Tok - https://www.tiktok.com/@piemasterj
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/pie_master_j/
Brent:
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/strangekids/
Tik Tok - https://www.tiktok.com/@ionlycryontuesdays
====================

Send us Fan Mail

ALBERT OSTMAN’S 1924 ENCOUNTER IS ONE OF THE STRANGEST, MOST DEBATED, AND—IF WE’RE BEING HONEST—KIND OF HILARIOUS STORIES IN BIGFOOT LORE. HE WASN’T JUST KIDNAPPED; HE WAS AN UNWILLING HOUSEGUEST, FED STRANGE VEGETATION, AND ULTIMATELY OUTWITTED HIS CAPTORS WITH NOTHING BUT CHEWING TOBACCO. WHETHER YOU BELIEVE HIS STORY OR NOT, IT’S A TALE THAT LEAVES YOU QUESTIONING JUST HOW WEIRD THE WILDERNESS REALLY IS.

ON THIS EPISODE OF THE WOODSMEN PODCAST, WE’RE DIVING DEEP INTO ONE OF THE MOST BIZARRE SASQUATCH ABDUCTION CASES EVER RECORDED AND ASK THE REAL QUESTIONS:

 WAS ALBERT OSTMAN TELLING THE TRUTH? 

WAS IT A HALLUCINATION? 

OR IS THIS JUST ANOTHER LAYER TO THE MYSTERY OF BIGFOOT? 

LET’S FIND OUT.

====================
Intro : Sueco - Loser
====================

Support the Pod on Patreon! 
- patreon.com/TheWoodsmenPodcast

Follow us on Instagram and X @woodsmenpod !

Our Socials - 
Joey:
YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@piemasterj7505
Tik Tok - https://www.tiktok.com/@piemasterj
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/pie_master_j/
Brent:
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/strangekids/
Tik Tok - https://www.tiktok.com/@ionlycryontuesdays
====================

Send us Fan Mail

AS WINTER HOLDS ITS GRIP ON THE NORTHERN WILDERNESS, SURVIVAL BECOMES A TEST OF ENDURANCE, ADAPTATION, AND SHEER DETERMINATION. IMAGINE BEING LEFT TO FACE THE BRUTAL COLD WITH NOTHING BUT YOUR WITS AND A FEW TOOLS—COULD YOU MAKE IT THROUGH? IN THE BOOK, BRIAN’S WINTER, WE SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SURVIVAL STRETCHES BEYOND A LUCKY RESCUE—AND INTO THE HARSH REALITY OF THE WILDERNESS IN ITS MOST UNFORGIVING FORM. THIS WEEK, WE’RE DIVING INTO THE WORLD OF EXTREME ENVIRONMENTS AND ASKING OURSELVES THE QUESTION: WHAT WOULD WE DO IF IT WERE US OUT THERE? SO GRAB A SEAT BY THE FIRE, AND LET’S GET INTO IT—RIGHT HERE, ON THE WOODSMEN PODCAST.  

====================
Intro : Sueco - Loser
====================

Support the Pod on Patreon! 
- patreon.com/TheWoodsmenPodcast

Follow us on Instagram and X @woodsmenpod !

Our Socials - 
Joey:
YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@piemasterj7505
Tik Tok - https://www.tiktok.com/@piemasterj
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/pie_master_j/
Brent:
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/strangekids/
Tik Tok - https://www.tiktok.com/@ionlycryontuesdays
====================

Send us Fan Mail

Comedy has always been a reflection of the times—a mirror held up to society, distorted just enough to make us laugh. But in 2025, that mirror feels like it’s cracking. What was once unquestionably funny now sparks debate, and the line between joke and offense has never been thinner.

Have we lost our sense of humor, or are we just learning where to draw the line? Are we witnessing the evolution of comedy, or its slow death? One thing’s for sure—the rules have changed, and not everyone’s laughing. The stage is still there, the microphone still on, but the fear of saying the wrong thing lingers in the air. So, where does comedy go from here?

Join us as we dive into the state of comedy in 2025, right here on The Woodsmen Podcast.

====================
Intro : Sueco - Loser
====================

Support the Pod on Patreon! 
- patreon.com/TheWoodsmenPodcast

Follow us on Instagram and X @woodsmenpod !

Our Socials - 
Joey:
YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@piemasterj7505
Tik Tok - https://www.tiktok.com/@piemasterj
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/pie_master_j/
Brent:
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/strangekids/
Tik Tok - https://www.tiktok.com/@ionlycryontuesdays
====================

Send us Fan Mail

IT’S TIME TO TAKE A STROLL DOWN MEMORY LANE AND REVISIT ONE OF OUR OLDEST TOPICS. IN EPISODE 2, WE DISCUSSED PROBLEMATIC TEACHERS, ABSURD CURRICULUM REQUIREMENTS, AND THE HYPOCRISY WE ENCOUNTERED IN OUR SCHOOL EXPERIENCES.

CHILDREN ARE THE FUTURE OF OUR SOCIETY, PLAYING A CRUCIAL ROLE IN SHAPING THE WORLD THAT WE ARE CURRENTLY LIVING IN. SCHOOL HAS ALWAYS BEEN A SPACE FOR YOUNG MINDS TO GROW, BUT SOMETHING HAS CHANGED IN THE PAST DECADE.

THE DRIVE TO NURTURE STUDENTS' CURIOSITY AND EXPAND THEIR KNOWLEDGE HAS ALL BUT DISAPPEARED. AT THE SAME TIME, THE SAFETY OF CHILDREN IS INCREASINGLY AT RISK: FROM SOCIAL INEQUALITY TO THE GROWING THREAT OF SCHOOL SHOOTINGS, IT’S CLEAR THAT EDUCATION IS FAILING US.

====================
Intro : Sueco - Loser
====================

Support the Pod on Patreon! 
- patreon.com/TheWoodsmenPodcast

Follow us on Instagram and X @woodsmenpod !

Our Socials - 
Joey:
YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@piemasterj7505
Tik Tok - https://www.tiktok.com/@piemasterj
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/pie_master_j/
Brent:
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/strangekids/
Tik Tok - https://www.tiktok.com/@ionlycryontuesdays
====================

Send us Fan Mail

The boys take a well needed break from the stresses of work and life in general to discuss some of the most outlandish and dangerous animals known to humans! Keep your bug spray at arms length because some of these animals pack a punch! 

====================
Intro : Sueco - Loser
====================

Support the Pod on Patreon! 
- patreon.com/TheWoodsmenPodcast

Follow us on Instagram and X @woodsmenpod !

Our Socials - 
Joey:
YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@piemasterj7505
Tik Tok - https://www.tiktok.com/@piemasterj
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/pie_master_j/
Brent:
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/strangekids/
Tik Tok - https://www.tiktok.com/@ionlycryontuesdays
====================

Send us Fan Mail

IN TIMES OF GREAT NEED, WE OFTEN FIND OURSELVES SEEKING HELP IN WAYS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO COMPREHEND. AS PATTERN-SEEKING INDIVIDUALS, WE LOOK FOR ANSWERS FROM A HIGHER BEING, THE STARS, OUR ANCESTORS, OR EVEN THROUGH MEDIUMS AND FRINGE TOPICS. BUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE FEEL CORNERED, ON THE VERGE OF DEATH, AND BEGIN RECEIVING ANSWERS FROM A PRESENCE WE HAVE NEVER SEEN OR HEARD BEFORE? 

THE THIRD MAN SYNDROME NOT ONLY DESCRIBES SUCH EXPERIENCES BUT HAS ALSO BEEN NOTED IN EXPLORATION, CULTURAL RELIGIONS, AND SIGNIFICANT WORLD EVENTS, PARTICULARLY HERE IN AMERICA. TONIGHT, WE WILL DISCUSS THESE CASES AND EXPLORE THE QUESTION: WHAT IS THE THIRD MAN SYNDROME, AND WHY DOES IT OCCUR?

====================
Intro : Sueco - Loser
====================

Support the Pod on Patreon! 
- patreon.com/TheWoodsmenPodcast

Follow us on Instagram and X @woodsmenpod !

Our Socials - 
Joey:
YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@piemasterj7505
Tik Tok - https://www.tiktok.com/@piemasterj
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/pie_master_j/
Brent:
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/strangekids/
Tik Tok - https://www.tiktok.com/@ionlycryontuesdays
====================