The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam Strange

So we kick around Kissinger's corpse for a bit, you know with how the Republicans destroyed a lot of Central and South America and now they complain about immigration when they should be complaining about how tax dollars are used to prop up fascists. Just saying. Jerk has some more details about that murdering cop that got shanked up. I mean, ya, we do have some jokes and stuff, it's not all just downers, wars, and shankings, but ya, it is the worstcase.....

Henry Kissinger can kiss my ass. He was an evil turd of a human and a mass murderer. I hope his soul burns forever in a horrible pit of fire and pain. That said, it's been an alright week. We missed our regular Monday upload because one of us kept falling asleep the first time we tried to record. I won't say who kept falling asleep, but I think we all knew which one of us it was. Welcome to the Worstcase, r.i.p. Shawn McGowan, you were one of the greats......

Remember when Sammy the Bull got busted throwing raves and selling E after he was put into witness protection? That is the perfect story for today's world. Crime is always gonna do crime. No criminal really comes clean, some just stop getting caught. Crime is what keeps the economy running. That and other stories may or may not be covered this week, cuz you know, worstcase!!!

What? We talk about things, we poke fun, we make points, we curse. You know what you're getting. On this episode we discuss that new Beatles song and how the used the A.I. to make it happen. This is how Skynet begins, welcome to the Wrostcase.

It's totally fine. Nobody is gonna call it X. It's Twitter, it always will be. I mean, it's over, it's not there anymore. It can only exist now as memory or parody, but it is over and it will never "really" be called X. I think we may spend about 10 seconds during this episode talking about that, but hey, I just did so, there ya go. Elon is dumb now. Happy Halloween, it's the worstcase....

They all snitchin' now. All that clown car of crazy is gonna snitch on Trumpy. All the Trumpettes are blowin' their horns about how they planned those fake electors and tried to do a treason. Sha-na-na-na hey hey-ey to the orange man. Sidney Powell and Kenny Cheesburgers have takin the plea deal and we speculate heavy on the outcome. Also, somebody got a horrendous wedgie and is suing Disney. All that and more on your least favorite podcast. It's the worstcase......

Ya, we decide maybe we should try celebrity gossip. We could be one of those tea spillin' podcasts that actually make money. They be gettin' clicks while we just keep gettin nothing for crying about how conservatives shouldn't give out public hand jobs or grab people by their genitals at all while they call us perverts. WW3 is still coming along slowly so we don't mention it and just make fun of congress and such, come along and tell your friends, it's the worstcase....

It seems like the far right crowd is busy driving itself off a cliff while WW3 is busy getting started. This week has been a doozy and this year is just looking historically stupid in so many ways. This year will be in the history books with a long explainer chapter about how stupid we all had to get to let it get this bad to begin with. We live in a house of cards made of matchbooks built on top of a puddle of kerosene in the smoking section of public toilet. Wanna talk about it?, welcome to the worstcase...

Ok, no more talking about Boebert and hand stuff, it's time to move on to bigger things. We heard about dongs being drawn on cows, and Canada trying to give props to some old racist stormtrooper. I'm not gonna use the real word in this description cuz I ain't fittin' to taint the algorithm with no banned words. We also discuss privacy and TV shows I think, who knows? It's a grab bag over here. Blah, blah, blah it's the worstcase....

We got some more news about Clarence Thomas being rented out by a chemical baron to trick dumb rich people into helping them destroy democracy. This is the world we live in now. This somehow leads to an explanation of the national debt followed by the history of musicians selling their souls to the devil. You want talking? we got your talking right here, it's the worstcase......