The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam Strange

If you say Boebert three times a cloud of vape smoke will appear and a bigot in a tight dress will appear and insist that you know who she is. She will then proceed to tell you to shut up and then attempt to impeach you. Nobody ever talks about how her ex got a job with an energy company after she got elected and was paid the same amount old Hunter B was paid by an energy company. Politics are stupid and we're all just getting tired of it, it's the worstcase....

Ya, there was a Scientology deep state that got busted back in the day. We're pretty sure their plan was just about not paying taxes. We barely talk about it during this particular episode, but If you find that interesting then stick around and listen two guys going broke from being woke. It's the worstcase....

Boomer privilege is insanely thick. They just can not believe somebody has the utter gall to call them out on their crusty old stupid sauce. For years the republicans have screamed "If you can't do the time, don't do the crime!", and now when it's time for live-streaming some hot sweet justice we get tears from the peanut gallery. I'm making popcorn for the day Georgia brings old Rudy G down. I just want to watch him melt into a guilty stink puddle and then be mopped away into a jail cell. Get woke ya'll, it's the worstcase....

Mugshots for Trumpy and that bald Wagner guy's plane went down. Strange week for history, may as well hear two old white guys complain about it all while not offering any viable solutions! Homeless people? We say purge some billionaires! Will it help? Maybe? Sounds more effective than making it illegal to give a poor person food. Desantis got booed cuz he's the worst, not this kind of worst, but worst meaning worst.

Mahala Mullins made the best moonshine in East Tennessee. The police knew where she was and what she was doin', but as she was over 500 pounds, they had no way to get her out of the house much less off the mountain. Somehow this is a metaphor for modern politics. Like maybe the moonshine is racism, Mahala represents Trump, and the dummies who think he won 2020 are the 500 pounds. I don't get paid enough to figure this one out, but Trump got indicted, he definitely did it all, and please please please put him jail. It's the worsctcase, welcome back......

Another stupid week in dumb dumb land. A lady in texas was mowing her yard when out of nowhere, a snake fell from the sky and landed on her arm. It starts to attack her. It's biting at her and spitting venom. Then the hawk that dropped it swings down and tries to retrieve it's dinner. She lived, but damn!!!! This is a perfect metaphor for American Politics. Welcome to the Worstcase.....

Special guest, more dumb trump charges (he did it), Lizzo did some things maybe, Kevin Spacey got free and a long story about how MLM cults got rich selling tapes to dummies and used the money to prop up the conservative GOP losers that continue to ruin our world. Welcome to the worstcase......

Meatball Ron pulls a reset cuz nobody likes his un-woke nonsense, but who cares? That racist Florida school stuff ain't gonna fly. He'll lose it all. You can't fight the wokeness. The government told me UFOs are real, so now I doubt aliens are real. Nothing makes me doubt a thing like congress saying it's true. We insult all the Hollywood executives that need to pay the writers. Jerk brings up elephants hiding again as we discuss how conservative's children will rebel against them and welcome to the worstcase....

We be talking. Blah blah blah from two dummies that don't know nothin' bout nothin'. We discuss alternative music from the 90s and homeless people on LSD. Homeless orgies? Sure, but what will they eat? Is Desantis killing the woke ideology? Will Florida solve racism by glorifying slavery? Is the south just really dumb? Let's find out on the Worstcase......

It was the worst of times, it was the silliest of times. The elected leaders of America are both stupid and corrupt and still less then 40% of people vote while 90% of them complain about everything. Nobody can name 2 electable Democrats that don't seem completely lame while most Republicans just seem like horrid grifters. You only get so many years on this planet and dammit I never in my wildest dreams thought I'd see an America where conservatives love Donald f'n Trump so much they'd storm the capitol. Welcome to the worstcase.....