The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam Strange

If Trump gets arrested, and still runs for president and wins, do you think he would have to wear an ankle monitor in the White House? Would that alone be enough for a sitcom? We say yes, and it would be hilarious. Honestly, Trump is hard to look at, so I would replace him with Will Ferrel or Maybe Andy Sandberg? Who knows? Let's get this thing made, call hollywood, call Netflix and get this thing green lit! It's the Worstcase.......

So, we start with Clarence Thomas and his Sugar daddy money and somehow get into comparing the Fox dynasty to the plot of Succession (no spoilers, just comparing). That slides us right into the Big Fox vs Dominion lawsuit that is on hold but wasn't when we talked. This just gets us talking about politics until we finally land on the "Great Philly Dime Heist". The crime of the century! Two truckloads and one car loads of dimes just spilling change all down the highway. Good stuff, the stuff of legends! True Crime podcast? We are this week, we follow those ratings, we chase those clicks, we do it all for the content! The Content!!!! -it's the worstcase y'all

Ya, Thor is cool, Apollo is cool, but do kids get candy and chocolate eggs for Thor? Nope! Apollo don't hide no eggs! Only one religion has bunny costumes and jelly beans! Only one savior can get these Americans one single day off work by dying. Separation of Church and State doesn't count when it comes to Christian holiday, but every other religion can suck it! You go to work! They only care about Gods that die and come back, but also just white ones. I know, we all know real Jesus was black. Jesus was a person of color. But somehow they got a couple paintings of a white fiction Jesus and decided it was OK to worship him and now we get a day off work. Good times! I say imaginary friends for everybody if I can get a day off work! It's the Worstcase.......

Yup, they indicted him. The Orange One will be doing the perp walk. GOPers are freakin the f out about how unfair it is when somebody on their side has to actually pay for their crimes. It's all "Law & Order" out one side of the mouth and crybaby wah wah out the other. Now we live in a world where 'conservative' people can't find a person good enough to lead them besides a twice divorced conman criminal from New York City. How does this make sense? I know, I know, they really don't want to pay taxes and they hate when we ask them to stop polluting the air and water, but they can't find an actual conservative person without any rape charges? I just don't get it, it just won't make sense. How is that turd the best they got? How?!?!? I just can't accept that this is real anymore and starting to believe this all might be a simulation, it's the Worstcase......

What a week! Trump gets wacko in Waco, Tekashi 69er gets beat up at the gym, and Kanye forgives the jewish people!! Kanye was so moved by the acting ability of Jonah Hill that he has changed his mind about the Jewish people. I don't even know how to process this one. I'm not gonna say which movie, cuz if you don't know yet, I'm not gonna be the one to spoil it. Trump is still waiting to get charged for paying that old porno lady to get freaky with him and his followers can't stop blaming the D.A. -I never ever ever thought these republicans would have me out here defending the police, but here we are, welcome to the week, it's the worstcase......

Where do I even begin? Meatball Ron. We talk about many things of great importance. Meatball Ron. There are actual problems in the actual world. Meatball Ron. Banks are collapsing again? Meatball Ron. No matter what other pressing matter you have to discuss will now be converted to Meatball Ron and how freakin' horrible he is. That's all we got. This Meatball eats pudding with his fingers and can't figure out how to wear a suit jacket. Meatball Ron. Worstcase.

Dammit. I just typed a big ol' paragraph describing the show, and it was funny. I had it all done, and I click "insert ad" and this new interface on the podcast uploader which has always autosaved the things it asks you to fill out just decides not to save all the data I just entered and switches back to the previous page without warning. I'm not saying that the owners of said platform (something with the word Spot) are prioritizing ads over user experience  performance, it just really looks that way. I'm not gonna remember all that stuff I typed, I just know it was something about Madonna is boring and how Jamie Lee Curtis is an American treasure. It's the Worstcase......

Won't somebody save us from the woke mind virus? These libs want us to be nice to each other! What?! They think pregnant ladies shouldn't smoke cigarettes at the playground! They been trying to tell my kids not to be racists! What?!?! This woke mind virus can only be stopped by one thing. Florida Man! Only a strong man with great hair and shiny white privilege can stand tall enough to tell the libs that we like air pollution! We don't care about no clean water if it might hurt corporate profits! Florida Man will save us! All hail the big conservative hero! Derp derppy durp! (please vote, it's the Worstcase.......)  

Boom! Cancel culture is coming for you! It will make you even more famous than before! You will be known by everyone! I am yelling! That's what the exclamation marks mean! I could use all caps! But I won't! OR MAYBE I WILL! Join us this week as we censor Roald Dahl and say goodbye to Harvey Wienstein forever. This is a podcast, there will be talking. It might be funny, or it might not, one can never tell. We got news, we got jokes, it's the Worstcase......

We was all ready to talk about that train crash in Ohio and all the UFO talk that sprouted out of the Chinese spy balloon. This was our plan, but we somehow got sidetracked by new Epstein emails. Then we start making these Jesus jokes that land so we keep making them. Not really Jesus jokes, more like apostle jokes. Honestly it's just comical observations about biblical shenanigans. Good times, good times. So, ya, that's about it. We do some talking, the audio is a bit strange cuz I suck at engineering, but hey, that's life, it's the worstcase......