The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam Strange

Guess who's coming to dinner? It's Kanye and he brought some antisemitic dirt bags with him! He's gonna have dinner with Trump at Mara Lago and Trump is gonna yell at him. The stupidity of the conservatives is gonna shine bright enough to burn this whole world down. They will clap and say Trump didn't know those famous racists were racists. They'll say he's helping them to be less racist (in public). I wish I could look away and just live my life. I wish I could forget that Elon wants to go to war with Apple and just continue to use reddit and laugh at twitter as it crumbles. The news is just so damn stupid that I can't stop reading it. All this garbage would be much easier to digest if I was watching in a documentary maybe five years later. Sadly the way things are going there might not be actual documentaries in five years. Dammit, welcome to the worstcase.......

What do I have to be thankful for? Nothing right now. I just wrote a beautiful paragraph describing this show, the season, my current mood. It was friggin' poetic. Then the page just refreshed and erased my words. Gone. Dammit. Ok. It's cool, I've calmed down, but I've totally forgot everything I wrote and now I really don't care to replicate it. Now it's just me complaining about something stupid I have no power over. Then again, that might be the premise of every one of our shows. Merry Thanksgiving ya'll, it's the Worstcase...

What? You want some podcast? You need some hot talking to fill out your brain balls? You desire some of that sweet sweet ultra left commie mud slinging that makes your tummy bubble? Oh Ya! Oh we got that, we got that so much. We got words and we gonna give them to you in a very awkward way. Blah Blah Blah? Blah F'n Blah!!! Oh Ya! Here come some anecdotes and thoughts and you can't get out of the way fast enough to not catch some of it on your face. Lick it up bubble cups, it's the worstcase.....

Elections! Democracy vs Fascism! Arghhhhhhh!!!!! I know you fine listeners have already voted for the least worst choice. I still worry though. This country is falling apart and only your votes and our comedy can save it. We got jokes and such, as usual, but we also have some hard hitting commentary on how the next Aliens movie could save the franchise. You know, the important things that podcast people should be talking about. When the world burns we cling to nostalgia and culture in hopes that someday it will seem as if our meaningless lives matter. Welcome to the worstcase......

Do ya'll remember how much sugar we all ingested from our breakfast cereals? They actually had the balls to call one of them "Super Sugar Smacks" and our parents let us eat that. This happened in a world where you need to have a small fortune available to have dental work done and insurance will barely cover yearly cleanings. This has nothing to do with why Musk is gonna make twitter into a hate speech hell hole and waste billions just to prove he's the world's biggest as*hole. Kanye is still talking stupid while losing all his money and dressing like a painter during a flood. Pop culture is just dumb and now we have this thing called "Vanlife" that seems more like a really fancy way to be homeless and travel, except with a place to keep a bucket to use as a toilet. It's the Worstcase, tell your friends.

Kanye! Oh Ye, Oh Ye, we are gathered here today to renounce a man that made a few goods songs and some ugly shoes. Genius? I mean, ya, he made a couple of good songs, but he's not a tenth of a Marvin Gaye or a Quincy Jones when it comes to advancing the artform. He made a couple ok songs, he can sample and rhyme well. Then he made ya'll buy some really ugly shoes and proceeded to act stupid in public as loudly as possible for the next 6 years. How is that genius? Cuz he got rich? The My Pillow guy got rich during that same time and nobody calls him a genius. I just don't get it. We love Hip-Hop. Making rap songs is a great use of your time. We love people that make rap music, but this ain't about music. This is about being an idiot while even dumber people chant about you being a genius. We as a planet can do better than Kanye, Trump and Elon. This is the Worstcase.......

What's the easiest way to win chess tournaments while also getting a sensual anal massage? We don't know either, but I guess it's a thing now becuase some kid had to get his butt searched before he could play chess last week. That is the world you live in. Herschel Walker continues to publicly abort his political ambitions and this time he does it with a pretend police badge. Trump overcharged the guys protecting him, but we forgot to talk about it. We also didn't learn about Kanye buying the most racist version of social media until after we recorded. we talk about stuff, and it's probably funny, just not that particular stuff. F'ng Kanye. He isn't Kanye anymore, he's just Ye now. He is officially Ye and he is over. It's worstcase.......

What do Herchel Walker, Kanye West, Lindsey Graham and Rachel Dolizal all have in common? They all make comedy podcasts about current events just detour straight into race relations in America. Oh ya, that's just a really fun place for two middle aged white guys to try a dig out some jokes. Oh Ye! Ye is bringing the hate speech back into fashion and it's just so incredibly stupid that it just makes sense. Herchel Walker was getting everybody pregnant just before deciding to run for the senate. Linsdey's just being Lindsey, and Rachel's getting naked, it's the Worstcase..... 

This is a weird one to try to explain. I guess we spend an hour discussing how society can handle de-gendering insults that are based on sex organs. You know how lots of insults are based on the cuss version of words that describe stuff in your underpants? Well that's the stuff we talked about for a pretty long time. There are many cuss words spoken on this episode, so if you don't like hearing cuss words or grown men talking about underwear contents then you may want to find a different podcast. I know, I know, it all sounds childish and lazy, but we get bored about talking about how the world is literally on fire. Let's talk dirty, it's the worstcase....... 

Do you remember when Jeff Goldblum was regarded by the ladies as "a snack"? Directors would have him shirtless and oiled up in movies where he was playing a scientist and he was cut, Goldblum was working with some muscular fitness. Personally I had no idea. I was around back when he was a leading man, but I guess I just wasn't paying attention to what the modern woman of the early 90s was into. I mean, c'mon, pop-culture was pretty strange back then. Trump was just getting started in public and people were running around wearing those damn Dr. Seuss hats like the whole planet was having a cocaine hangover and tripping on acid at the same time. That reminds me, Trump is still getting reamed by lawyers and that's pretty cool for humanity in general. I don't know what any of this has to do with this week's show, I guess I got sidetracked. Welcome to the Worstcase.....