This is a weird one to try to explain. I guess we spend an hour discussing how society can handle de-gendering insults that are based on sex organs. You know how lots of insults are based on the cuss version of words that describe stuff in your underpants? Well that's the stuff we talked about for a pretty long time. There are many cuss words spoken on this episode, so if you don't like hearing cuss words or grown men talking about underwear contents then you may want to find a different podcast. I know, I know, it all sounds childish and lazy, but we get bored about talking about how the world is literally on fire. Let's talk dirty, it's the worstcase....... 

Do you remember when Jeff Goldblum was regarded by the ladies as "a snack"? Directors would have him shirtless and oiled up in movies where he was playing a scientist and he was cut, Goldblum was working with some muscular fitness. Personally I had no idea. I was around back when he was a leading man, but I guess I just wasn't paying attention to what the modern woman of the early 90s was into. I mean, c'mon, pop-culture was pretty strange back then. Trump was just getting started in public and people were running around wearing those damn Dr. Seuss hats like the whole planet was having a cocaine hangover and tripping on acid at the same time. That reminds me, Trump is still getting reamed by lawyers and that's pretty cool for humanity in general. I don't know what any of this has to do with this week's show, I guess I got sidetracked. Welcome to the Worstcase.....

Brett Farve is back in the news! Conservatives complain about "welfare" and then pass it out to millionaire f-bois. This is the American south! The place that will traffic migrants to places that can take care of them because they aren't depressed broke states that give all their money to f-bois! This week is just as stupid as the rest of the year has been and we are here to waste an hour of your time with our wild theories and misguided accusations, it's the worstcase......

The Queen is dead, long live the king. We lived through some history! It was boring useless history, but it happened while we were alive. That's about it for news this week. Trump is still out in these streets looking for a special master to go through his stolen documents. Is that important? We stopped understanding what's going on with Trumpgate weeks ago. All I know is he did that stuff, whatever it was, he definitely did it all. It's the worstcase......

Dark Brandon is out here offending these insurectionist fascists. They got their feelings hurt when he told it like it was. I guess they don't really like people "saying it like it is" as much when the person isn't saying racist stuff. Slow news week otherwise. Just not a lot of funny stuff going on. We got a guest host this week who is less than half our age, you know, so we can get an understanding about what these youths are thinking or something. The world is still burning and we still got bad jokes and dirty words, it's the worstcase.......

Oh, these republicans mad that old Brandon slid in and paid off my college loans. Just like that and my whole world debt just got like cut in half. I'm over here celebrating that I might be able to afford some dental work one day and old Ted Cruz actin' like this is the thing that will crash the economy. The same old crabs that took those huge Covid loans and never paid back a dime are now freaking out that a poor person gets a chance to not overpay thousands in interest. Sorry, but I get heated. If there is anything that angers a conservative, it's a working plan to fight poverty. They need your poverty to exist. Welcome to the worstcase....  #bluewave 

OK, so the G.O.P. continues to burn itself down while the Dems stumble over mistaken successes like Mr. Magoo walking through a minefield. Trump world doesn't understand how giving Liz Chenney free time during the next presidential run maybe wasn't the best idea so we will try to explain it using very small words. The whole world is really just getting increasingly more stupid and it's just not as fun to make fun of it anymore. Comedy just doesn't work while the zoo is still on fire, but that doesn't mean we can't try. Welcome back to the Worstcase.....

I guess turnaround is fair-play? I don't understand politics, but I really never thought the law and order party would call for defunding law enforcement just because their dear leader can't stop breaking the law. Is it really so hard to believe that an ex casino owner that built buildings in the Mafia capitol of America may have broken a law or two? Did one of his inner circle snitch? Maybe an underpaid resort worker? Perhaps an in-law? I think it's time to defund the G.O.P. before they burn the whole country down. This is gonna make one hell of an interesting prestige television series in about twenty or so years. For now we'll just continue to live through the Worstcase Scenario....

"I guess this is your Perry Mason Moment?" The sweaty defendant squawked as he relaized all his lies had come back to bite him in his wallet. O h yes, Alex Jones had his ego punctured in public simply because he was too cheap to hire a good lawyer. As court room drama goes it was all pretty spectacular. IT would definitely make a quality piece of television if they ever make a docudrama about it. The downfall of a conman turd is always pretty satisfying. Thank you to his lawyer for giving us so much to talk about this week, it's the worscase......

Ok, so maybe Ivana didn't have an entourage, but Josh Hawley had a big one, they just couldn't keep up with him. Don Trump didn't understand the lingo of the Godfather movie and publicly embarrassed himself, or rather would have if he was capable of feeling shame. Weird week in the news as the economy continues to fall off a cliff and politics are just as dumb as usual. It's hard to make comedy omlets when all the broken eggs are full of tragedy, but we'll find a way, it's the worstcase.......