The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam Strange

OK, so we're all still pretty angry with the Supreme Court and all the idiot insurrectionists and all the religious fascists we have to deal with on a daily basis but we still somehow manage to squeeze out a few jokes. You know the drill, first we joke around about current events and then we follow it with an argument about something we barely understand. Now I got some keywords to spit so I can trick the algos. Like comedy news or funny politics. Financial advice? Sure, that one is big like crypto. It's the worstcase, tell your mom we said hi......

F the Supreme Court. F them all. They lied under oath talkin bout "established law". Time has come to pack the courts. Add like 12 new members at least. Then give DC statehood, and give Puerto Rico full statehood and Senators. American laws shouldn't be based on rules that came from your imaginary friend. We are supposed to have rules keeping the church out of the state but that ship sailed long ago. If they can overturn Roe then what's next? Loving? The regressive right must be stopped. Welcome to an angry podcast where everybody is just pissed about everything, it's the wortscase....   also- comedy current events funny podcast talk news Roe

We really thought the January 6th hearings would be more than enough to keep us busy talking, you know with Trump being behind a criminal conspiracy to commit treason and whatnot. We just kept getting distracted by other dumb news and everything kept coming back to Arizona. Also I want to try to put keyword tags in this paragraph like news, current events, comedy and funny. I'm not sure it will help but we gotta try something, our advertising budget all got spent on chairs and booze. Happy Juneteenth people, it's the Worstcase.....

Did you know that Johnson & Johnson used to have a different NSFW name? They sold a whole lot of dope, I do know that for sure. We talk about the people that fell in the vat of chocolate and may even do a bit of victim blaming. Veruca Salt also comes up. Tell your mom we said hi, it's the worscase.......

Ok, so I'm drunk. It's my birthday and I went out and drank. I don't remember what we f'n talked about last week. I'm old and I just don't care enough about this block of text to tell you anything about the show. We talked, we recorded, I guess we had an error cuz it cuts off about 3/4 of the way in. Does anybody care? Do I? Well, no. No, I just can't care. I can't believe I'm still typing into this mess. Just listen. Tell your people to listen, tell them to give us four or five stars or whatever. That's what up people. Push play, it's the worstcase........

So, Mr. Pelosi caught a DUI and Jerk suggests that old people should get free rides everywhere. Not Mr. Pelosi though, he gotta pay for his rides cuz he's loaded with that congressional husband money. After that we discuss the Constitution at length and deep dive on every Amendment. Good times, good times, it's the Worstcase.......

Imagine Trumpy with laser eyes riding an evil unicorn through a ocean of fascist idiots waving flags and praising Elon Musk. That's what they want. They want their big dumb leader to shoot lasers out of his eyes and burn all the woke people to punish them for having empathy. This is the world we live in now. Your Welcome, it's the worstcase.......

The answering of questions continues! Listener questions part 3, or 2 1/2 or something. How do we continue to have hope for a better tomorrow filled with flowers and social justice while we keep getting dunked on by a class of billionaires that can do anything they want and a self serving political class that will sell out our basic rights to enrich themselves? How do we fit so many words into a single sentence? We don't know and don't care, it's the worstcase.....

We noticed how similar fashion and fascist are as words and go on a bit of a dive. This episode is pretty political by default. This is part 2 of our "Listener Question" trilogy. This would be a great time to send us another question or two and we can keep this ball rolling. This is probably the only way to get us to stay on topic for more than 5 minutes. Good times! Welcome to the worstcase.