The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam Strange

Brett Farve is back in the news! Conservatives complain about "welfare" and then pass it out to millionaire f-bois. This is the American south! The place that will traffic migrants to places that can take care of them because they aren't depressed broke states that give all their money to f-bois! This week is just as stupid as the rest of the year has been and we are here to waste an hour of your time with our wild theories and misguided accusations, it's the worstcase......

The Queen is dead, long live the king. We lived through some history! It was boring useless history, but it happened while we were alive. That's about it for news this week. Trump is still out in these streets looking for a special master to go through his stolen documents. Is that important? We stopped understanding what's going on with Trumpgate weeks ago. All I know is he did that stuff, whatever it was, he definitely did it all. It's the worstcase......

Dark Brandon is out here offending these insurectionist fascists. They got their feelings hurt when he told it like it was. I guess they don't really like people "saying it like it is" as much when the person isn't saying racist stuff. Slow news week otherwise. Just not a lot of funny stuff going on. We got a guest host this week who is less than half our age, you know, so we can get an understanding about what these youths are thinking or something. The world is still burning and we still got bad jokes and dirty words, it's the worstcase.......

Oh, these republicans mad that old Brandon slid in and paid off my college loans. Just like that and my whole world debt just got like cut in half. I'm over here celebrating that I might be able to afford some dental work one day and old Ted Cruz actin' like this is the thing that will crash the economy. The same old crabs that took those huge Covid loans and never paid back a dime are now freaking out that a poor person gets a chance to not overpay thousands in interest. Sorry, but I get heated. If there is anything that angers a conservative, it's a working plan to fight poverty. They need your poverty to exist. Welcome to the worstcase....  #bluewave 

OK, so the G.O.P. continues to burn itself down while the Dems stumble over mistaken successes like Mr. Magoo walking through a minefield. Trump world doesn't understand how giving Liz Chenney free time during the next presidential run maybe wasn't the best idea so we will try to explain it using very small words. The whole world is really just getting increasingly more stupid and it's just not as fun to make fun of it anymore. Comedy just doesn't work while the zoo is still on fire, but that doesn't mean we can't try. Welcome back to the Worstcase.....

I guess turnaround is fair-play? I don't understand politics, but I really never thought the law and order party would call for defunding law enforcement just because their dear leader can't stop breaking the law. Is it really so hard to believe that an ex casino owner that built buildings in the Mafia capitol of America may have broken a law or two? Did one of his inner circle snitch? Maybe an underpaid resort worker? Perhaps an in-law? I think it's time to defund the G.O.P. before they burn the whole country down. This is gonna make one hell of an interesting prestige television series in about twenty or so years. For now we'll just continue to live through the Worstcase Scenario....

"I guess this is your Perry Mason Moment?" The sweaty defendant squawked as he relaized all his lies had come back to bite him in his wallet. O h yes, Alex Jones had his ego punctured in public simply because he was too cheap to hire a good lawyer. As court room drama goes it was all pretty spectacular. IT would definitely make a quality piece of television if they ever make a docudrama about it. The downfall of a conman turd is always pretty satisfying. Thank you to his lawyer for giving us so much to talk about this week, it's the worscase......

Ok, so maybe Ivana didn't have an entourage, but Josh Hawley had a big one, they just couldn't keep up with him. Don Trump didn't understand the lingo of the Godfather movie and publicly embarrassed himself, or rather would have if he was capable of feeling shame. Weird week in the news as the economy continues to fall off a cliff and politics are just as dumb as usual. It's hard to make comedy omlets when all the broken eggs are full of tragedy, but we'll find a way, it's the worstcase.......

We begin the episode attempting to discuss the Jan 6th hearings and the burning clown car of Trump friends snitching on him but somehow spiral into talking about Ivana Trump. We couldn't come to an agreement on whether or not she had a proper entourage. Spoiler alert, she died by falling down stairs, and nobody noticed for a couple days. Some of us thought she would have a group of young muscular men in speedos just hanging out fanning her and feeding her grapes, while some of us believe she couldn't afford a live in maid. Because of this we decide to go full conspiracy but didn't come up with anything besides "Eric probably did it". Honestly I really hope Eric googles his mom's name and finds this paragraph. What's he gonna do? Come after us? I'm cool with that, it's the worstcase........

Wait, did he just call Britney Spears dumb? Get him!! Ya, so maybe I do think she probably isn't great with handling business accounts or math in genral, but that shouldn't take away from her artistic achievements. I'm sure she has some after all this time. I'm more of a fan of Sophie and Charlie XCX when it comes to pop, so the girls from the late 90s have never really been my cup of tea (check out Starkids). We also discuss Arizona again cuz they just can't help but pass idiotic laws. I'm sure we discuss other random news and current events with a comedy vibe and have liberal arguments and a bunch of virtue signaling, it's the Worstcase.....