The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam Strange

"Ya I stole those monkeys, and I'll do it again!" being a quote in the news is part of what makes this country so great. Honestly, If that TV show "Dallas" had been about a dude in a vacant house building a freelance menagerie from random animals he had stolen from around the Dallas Metro area it would have been a runaway hit. Like Tiger King meets Boyz in da Hood. I would binge the crap out of that. We had an A.I. write a bad monologue for us and it turns out we just might be better at doing our job than a computer. Cool. Let's do this, it's the Worstcase........

We gonna get mad woke this week. No sleeping on this show, just full blown wokeness. We got bored of being gas stove experts and immediately became Chinese spy balloon experts just in time for this week's news. You don't sleep on spy balloons when you're as woke as we are. We talk about the economy, or rather how much we miss having personal economies. It was cool back when we could just buy stuff instead of this modern recession life where eggs cost $100 and work never ends. Regardless of how stupid the world is you can count on us to make some dumb offensive joke about something you hold dear. We got you bro, it's the worstcase......

Everybody loves Dolly Parton. That is a fact. It doesn't matter who you are, Dolly Parton is better than you. She has roller coasters, that alone is enough reason. The fact that she gives poor kids books every month and donates millions to medical research is just icing on an already very stacked cake. This isn't meant to make you feel bad. In fact you should feel privileged for the simple fact that you, by sheer luck and timing, were allowed to walk the earth during her lifetime. Some of us even got to see the classic American film 9 to 5 while it was in theaters. Good times. Dolly didn't go to college, her family didn't have money, I mean ya, she was smokin' hot and that didn't hurt, but when she started out all she had was a guitar and a pencil. She didn't have a fancy computer or book about songwriting theories and methods. She had a guitar and a pencil and now she has roller coasters and more money than a senator. God bless Dolly Parton and God bless America, it's the Worstcase....... 

Oh Ya! This year is just off to a swinging start! So much news that sucks! Biden had some documents, Pence had some documents! Will the republicans ever get to see all of Hunter's dongle photos? What does a monger do? Did I forget what we talked about on this episode because we recorded it a few days ago and also because I'm very stoned? Who can be sure? I don't even know why podcasts have these little paragraphs attached. Stop reading and just play it already, ya know what I mean? I'm bored of typing now and think I'm just gonna wrap this thing up, it's the Worstcase........

Hey guys! Welcome back to the show. We got some stuff to talk about this week. We start with artificial intelligence and move our way down to zero intelligence. Do chatbots sexually harass? I'm gonna say there is no way they don't. If these bots are gonna examine human behavior and writings and even scrape social media for information then we are gonna have some racist and sexist bots. People are horrible and if machines aspire to emulate human minds, then these machines are gonna spout toxic garbage. Welcome to the New World! it's the Worstcase.......... 

"What does he mean he ain't seen Top Gun" is not a phrase you hear often, but we got a couple airline stories this week. They both somehow involve misuse of the male sexual organ by it's owner. Dudes just be gross all the time, even on planes. These are not the friendly skies, they are the gross abusive skies. For the price of a plane ticket nowadays, one would assume that there would be some form of security up there keeping rich people from urinating on strangers, but no. The airlines just goble up our money and give us less and less. No peanuts, no leg room, no protection from golden showers. This is our world now and nobody wants to report on the truth! Argh! It's the Worstcase........

There are some words you just can't say anymore. As many of you already know, we are not the ones to consult on this particular topic. Unitard? Moron? Mongolian Spots? Leotard? We honestly don't know and now treat every English word as a landmine that our old minds just can't grasp. We start the new year laughing at the Republicans finally getting to have a civil war. The best part is that they are having it amongst themselves. A guy named Kevin hasn't had this many problems in his own house since Home Alone. Ya, I know, it's a lazy joke and kinda stupid, but it's close enough to Christmas that it plays. (and yes, Tom's mic is way low and we couldn't fix it. This is how it is.) Welcome to 2023, it's the worstcase.......

Did you know back in the day they called him "Randy Andy"? The title and that sentence have very little to do with the episode, but hey, WHAM still has search engine draw. This interest increases around christmas because they had that one song. We talk about Trump and all his legal woes and how all his boys ain't gonna be lawyers no more because they keep losing their ability to practice. Tesla took a dump in it's own mouth and a republican got caught being a big liar. Big surprise! Republicans do not care if their leaders lie to them. That would require critical thinking. Merry Xmas y'all, it's the Worstcase......

Do you like fish sticks? Like, in your mouth? No? Of course you don't, they are the worst part of the fish, all lips and butt-holes. You might say that you like fish sticks, but we all know you're only lying to yourself. What you really like is deep fried breading. Because it is delicious. What does this have to do with any of the stuff we discuss? I don't know, i got sidetracked. We mostly argue about Kanye and do a deep dive into Meagan Da Stallion and her recent court room drama. We talka a little bit about how wienstiener will be guilty, but mostly just ramble. It's the Worstcase.......

Did you ever wonder where Cabbage Patch Kids came from? Did you ever imagine that Foul Mouth had one as a child? Did you know they might be linked to the Jolly Green Giant? What does this have to do with Hunter Biden's laptop? Was Monsanto involved? We figure there may be a bigger audience for wild idiotic conspiracy theories than the one we have doing current events. We figure that we may as well swing for the fences since so many people are dumb enough to believe whatever they hear on a podcast. Also, we have a fun guest this week, so strap on and get ready for the Worst.......