The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam Strange

It's another week and another dime of blow in the White House. Biden needs to legalize ganja and shut the f up. All the conservatives scream about religious freedom to be bigots while they don't bat an eye when Rastaman gets locked up for weed. We need some new ideas in DC. We need some houses for all these homeless peoples. We need modern solutions for modern podcasts! More money for these broke bottom barrel content creators! -At least we got funny news like blow in the White house, it's the worst.......

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Happy 'Merica day!!! Woooo!!!!! It's the best place to make great again!!! Land of the Free to complain about everything! Woooo! it's the worstcase. Clarence Thomas still gets money for nothing and Alito is a corrupt grifter. Suck it Alito, Suck it twice.

The shortest Russian revolution yet, and that wasn't even the most interesting thing that happened this week. Orca pods are taking out yachts, submarines are taking out billionaires, and Putin's chef is trying to take out Putin. By the time this podcast comes out the story will have gone cold for a minute while the bald murder guy tries to sneak away. I'm hoping he escapes on a yacht and an orca takes him out. Welcome to the worstcase.....

Somewhere between Clerks and Endgame lies an incredible movie that nobody will watch because nobody cares or has time for the cinema. The only reason you'll even listen to this is because you can do something else with your eyes. One day when robots do all our jobs we'll have time to lounge around and binge watch carp. What I'm saying is go write a story and film it with your phone and use AI for effects, I'm bored of all these dumb movies, it's the worstcase.......

Ok, so Jerk is suffering from a fugal hangover and Mr. Strange just spent a day at a children's festival. It's a rough one. It was the best of podcasts, it was the worst of podcasts, it's basically just two very tired straight white men attempting to talk about Trump getting indicted without falling asleep or falling off topic. We failed on the former. We talk about things, but who cares? It's just audio you play in the background so you don't have to listen to your own thoughts, welcome to the worstcase.......

What a week! News is dumb, war is dumb, people are dumb. Racist bigots don't like target becuase they sold a shirt that said it was ok to be gay or something. It's like Bud Light all over again, but now they have rap songs. Redneck meme culture is super cringe yo. Also we dive into allergies and the whole "tree jizz vs quality of life" debate, as any good podcast would do. Shower and wash your sheets more often, and change when you get home cuz you are covered in tree jizz. This is the world we have made, welcome to the worstcase.......

You wanna stay safe in the ocean? Tired of being eaten by sharks? We got you. Our new line of oceanic safety products will keep you shark free all summer! Orca been attacking your yacht? No problem! We got solutions! Just press play on this podcast and stop reading! It's the worstcase.....

Rudy Giuliani is having a horrible terrible awful stupid broken life. He could have rode off into the sunset after 9/11 and been remembered fondly. Nope! First he had to fail at running for president and we then got to learn how he married his cousin. Then he was gone. Then he came back for Trump and started farting and dripping on TV. Now he's getting caught with his pants down again, like in that movie where he was gonna pull out his dong for a kid, but now it's for a work event! He is done now and he needs to bring his boss with him. Welcome to this stupid world, it's the worstcase.....

So we start in on old Clarence Thomas and his wife making all that money, just livin' that life on super yachts and what not. we try to stay focused but somehow got sidetracked and ended up arguing about if Journey outsold Aerosmith. Not a current topic of discussion on most podcasts, but we gotta stay ahead of the curve to make it in these tough podcasting times. Trump is still up on those rape charges, looking like his lawyer forgot to fight. We also talk about Lindsey Graham getting hooked up on those Georgia trump charges, that should be fun. To be honest we just kind of B.S. our way through an hour, but I mean, like ya, um, that's what we do. It's the worstcase........

People out there listen to Kid Rock? Do they? It's hard to wrap my head around that one. They just don't seem like the type of people that would listen to that type of music. Whatever they are there aren't enough of them to matter to the corporate board that makes Bud Light. The Bud Light money people had a meeting with lots of fancy talking and numbers. They had power points with graphs showing how bigots just don't have the numbers to matter. There aren't enough Fox News fans out there spending money on beer to make a difference. That made Kid Rock cry and try to shoot at his beer and mostly miss. It's all just very sad and also Tucker Carlson got fired. It's the Best case!