The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam Strange

We do our first listener questions! Oh ya, and we long-wind this thing so far out that we only fit one question into this episode, making this adventure into a 3-part journey. This is part one, where we discuss how to find trustworthy news, or rather how to distinguish the good from the bad. Send your questions in and we can keep this thing going, it's the Worstcase.......

Alex Jones is broke. We start with that and dive right into hate crimes and mass shootings, you know, stuff that goes over great on comedy shows. With Alex Jones slowing down it seems like there could be a hole in the conspiracy industry. Maybe Worstcase should start putting out some crazy theories and see if we can't get that weirdo gravy train kick down money going? I don't see why not?, it's the worstcase.......

Oh ya, here comes the news! What you need? Current events? We got those? Unfounded Speculation? Sure! Stories about Madison Crawford? Why not? Covid back in China? Of course it is. We got all that hot talk you've been craving, we got all the words you need to waste just over an hour of your precious time. It's the Worstcase.....

Madison Crawfish said he got invited to sex parties and saw his fellow congress-people doing keybumps all while Ginni Thomas is texting the White House during the insurection but instead of that we gonna talk about Hunter Biden getting a footjob. It's the worst........

The war rages on in Europe and here in the USA we are bringing back the firing squad! #SquadGoals has a new meaning I guess? If we really are living in a simulation I think it might be time to pull out the cartridge and blow in it. Maybe unplug the whole thing and do a hard restart? Either that or we get to do a sequel to the New World Order expirement cuz it's the Worstcase.........

Oh Jussie! Oh no! Do you think you Epstien? Do you think somebody is gonna suicide you over a failed attempt on yourself? Over a publicity stunt? Nobody came after Morton Downey Jr when he attacked himself for publicity. Poor Jussie thinks he still matters, but no, he does not. Also, some new Gislaine news. Over in Europe it would seem that Putin still sucks and Ukraine is fighting back against the evil empire and winning. Slava Ukrani! Glory to the heroes, it's the worstcase......

So, Russia is still killing Ukrainians and everybody still hates them. Their money is worthless and their culture is blood. Does the world need a russia? Are they gonna force the world to go green simply by being A-holes? The World doth bid thy farewell to thine maiden Felicia. We discuss how "Everybody wants to rule the world" is more than just a catchy 80s song cuz this is the Worstcase...........

Putin on the fritz? World War 3 to top off the virus? Is this the world we gotta live in? If we have learned anything this week it is that the Ukrainian people are hardcore and they are not to be f*cked with. Heroiam slava! Not a lot of other news, so you can assume this is a Ukraine heavy show. Vida Ukraina! We have taken a side, it's the Worstcase........