The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam Strange

OK, so that Andrew guy definitely did it, right? The royal people don't cough up cheddar for nothing, so he did what she said, right? Then the french dude dies the same way as old ringleader right after him? I'm honestly afraid to describe anything we talk about anymore after all the Rogan stuff and Spotify rule changes going on. Let's just say we talk about some dumb funny stuff cuz it's the worstcase.....

There is a person somewhere near Washington DC in an unmarked warehouse wearing a lab coat and googles while looking over a table covered in ripped up pieces of paper mixed with Donald Trump's poop. This person is being paid to jigsaw back together government documents that Mr. Trump tore up and flushed down the toilet in the Oval Office. He also pooped there. This person has to separate these two things for history or something. This is what your tax dollars do, welcome to the Worstcase.

Joe Rogan had a bad week. I'm still gonna say Joe Rogan loves Neil Young just to get this to appear in more searches. I could also say Russia Ukraine Trump Covid Beiber Spiderman. These are popular things that get tagged and talked about. Will we talk about that stuff on this show? No, we will not, but you are already here so just listen and give us a good rating, it's the Worstcase.....

Tucker Carlson is mad that M&Ms won't slide into his DMs. He wanna bang the green one, or rather, he did before she switched her high heel boots into comfortable shoes. Trump admitted to insurrection and Madison Crawfish has to prove he didn't. These republicans may be crazy fascists, but they are still people, so let's hope they get better, it's the Worstcase.....

So, it's a new year and Russia is acting up on the Ukraine's border. I'm not sure how this effects us but maybe it will make the algorithm think we're up on current events. You hear about those fake electors? Those folks better get real jail time on that, and bring old Rudy with 'em. Trump lost, that was the Bestcase.......

It's a new season! The 300th Episode! and speaking of seasons, winter is coming. It came all over our yards and roads and so we're doing a zoom show again. The sound is crap but we're pushin through. This week we learn how covid can makes your penis smaller. Ya, like you could lose up to like an inch and a half of your man-stuff. Welcome to 2022 people, it's the worstcase.....