The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam Strange

Are you too dumb to drain pasta? Do you have troublesome stains? Do you need a robe that you wear backwards? Do people buy these things they see advertised on late night cable? Do people still have cable tv? Do people in Afghanistan watch TV dramas and will they watch them without ladies? What is going on ith this stupid world? We don't know, but we will make fun of it. It's the worstcase.....

Steve Bannon got indicted. That is a fun sentence to say. I'm sure he won't do hard time, but it's still a win. Ted Cruz is trying to cancel Big Bird, but there is not an actual human that will take his side in this one. Gizlean Maxwell is still in jail and apparently she don't like 'dem apples. Is she gonna get a suicide visit? Who knows? It's the Worstcase........

So, Astroworld. That happened. In an era where you should be avoiding gathering in crowds, many people in Texas decided to be a crowd and look what happened. Was it a satanic sacrifice for music industry cult peoples? Probably not, but the internet will say it was anyways. Was it some kind of opioid false flag? A glitch in the matrix? Was it just dummies rushing to see a Canadian rapper? Is it too soon to be this disrespectful? I wish I could care, it's the Worstcase.....

Facebook is going Meta and wants to turn you into the Lawnmower Man. Egyptian authorities have detained an A.I. that makes art so that they could question it. To be perfectly honest I think the simulation is starting to make fun of us. Rich people don't want to pay taxes and pretty sure they won't have to. Welcome to the matrix, it's the Worstcase....

(music after episode by Orwell Crossword)

Hey man, you still got those "green shirts" for sale? You know, the "green" ones? I need a big one, can I come through? The 1990s gave us many transparent code phrases when it came to procuring drugs. We really thought we could outsmart these feds. Now they got stores selling weed and every phone call is recorded. Is this the world we built? Do you know where I can get some green shirts? It's the Worstcase.....