The Worst Case Scenario w/ Foul Mouth Jerk & Adam Strange

Do you think Junkies appreciate the Sackler family? Do they hang photos of them in their crack houses? Most everybody hates these particular drug dealers and wants the government to take all their money. Since the government is for sale they probably will just pay some judge and slide away with all the loot. Does this sound like a fun jumping board for comedy? It really isn't, but we'll give it a go, it's the Worstcase.....

There is a man named dog looking for man named laundry in Florida. This is where our news has landed after the last few years. Five mass shootings in a week during a pandemic, but news is gonna talk about a washed up cable star searching for a killer in the country's stepchild version of a state. It's pretty hard to even find a "worst case" in our modern news as our culture just nosedives into a swamp of inflating stupidity, but we're gonna try because we care about helping you kill at least an hour of your precious time with our misguided ramblings. It's the Worstcase.

(song after episode: Nothingness by Orwell Crossword ft. Josh Blake)

So we basically forget about current events and just talk about the Beastie Boys for a half hour. Trump had a talk with Boris Johnson about a certain awesome animal. Cory Lewandowski gets in hot water for being a slimy perv while the Governor of South Dakota is denying she was banging him. Great week for news to ignore! It's the Worstcase.....

Rudy Gulliani can't go on Fox News?!? What is this world coming to? If  he can't sit in their green room all day he won't have any where else to  go. We do a deep dive on why Asheville police are jackasses and wonder  why so many of the did the rage quit thing. Was it because of that  coffin full of poops? Could have been, or maybe they just wanted real  jobs? let's talk, it's the Worstcase.

Rage quitting has given way to "Ghost Coasting" and all I know is don't nobody wanna work these crap jobs for no money. If I'm gonna be broke I'm at least gonna be well rested. I guess you gotta pay people a decent wage if you want them to do horrible things all day. Who knew? Power to the dishwashers! I know we talked about other stuff, but I don't remember what it was, I guess you'll have to listen. It's the Worstcase.....