We really bit the boner on this one with Dan Aykroyd's Nothing But Trouble, and we really don't have much to say aside "fuck this movie," and "fuck Bob" for winning last week's poll. But we're trying to find The Worst Movie Ever Made... for science, so this is what we do, even if we don't want to do it sometimes.

Lawyer/client bing-bong! Fleeing from the fuzz! Death by boner coaster! John Dressed in Drag! Saying Sorry to São Paulo! Sinful use of stardom to insult all of cinema! The last stitch on the bowtie! Ass grabbing Brazillionaires! Half-hearted Gallagher nods? Chris the Candyman, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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This is the best episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made, and it's brought to you by Aegis Essential Oils (TM). In this confused and baffling exploration of environmental awareness, we see Steven Seagal run funny, type funny, get thrown like a rag doll like a bear, and kill a shitload of innocent people in the process. What a hoot!

It’s Inuits, not eskimos! Wanton destruction of small business (again, again)! Tapping the tribal chief! Seagall’s Sexcimo bear-battle spirit walk! Annihilating innocent oil workers! Helli-chopping henchmen! Blowing a big oil rig to escape an environmental emergency! Hard R-Get! Faulty morality arcs! Pipe cutting logic! Booby trap tree branches! Coke bottle ballistic boomers! Non-operational nozzles! Rockin’ the Rudd, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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Today marks TWO ENTIRE FUCKING YEARS OF DOING THIS SHOW! And how do we celebrate? Did we build a cake? Nope. Did we read fan mail? No, because our listeners hate us as much as we hate ourselves for watching this donkey-doo week after week. Did we watch yet another movie starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson? Yes. Yes, we certainly did. And Rob watched another Avengers movie, so we think it goes without saying that morale is low. Let's get into it!

Tequila madness! Bitching out the boy by calling him a pussy in front of the platoon! Doing drugs while dealing with demons! Religiously motivated masochism! Violent ventilation monkey murder! Makeshift dissection of martian demons! Human trials trope! Reaper’s vague violent report card! Power bone saws! Caged animals for maximum bad guy effect! Pipe logic overload! Stolen hand identity access, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

Two years, guys. Holy shit. Thanks for listening to our insanity! Tell your friends. No... better yet, tell your enemies, because our archives are a punishment to the senses.

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This week we talk about 2014's Guardians of the Galaxy. Just kidding, we actually talk about No Holds Barred, which is basically the same thing.

Wrestlers named Rip! Garbage gay bar gags! Felonious fighting rings! Manhandling the hostess by her head! The mattress firm fitness foothold and fapping fakery! Glistening baby oiled buttocks! Workplace womanizing! Server size nine self-burns! Rapey kidnap attempts! Unintentional suicide! Wanton destruction of small business (again)! Industrial arenas! Rip rallies, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

Bill Cosby is a lot like Jello Pudding left out in the sun on a hot summer day; slimy and nauseating. Without any further introduction, let's talk about Leonard Part 6:

Mouth flap meandering! Five star team win! Comedy shortcomings in a Cosby comedy! Leonard leaving without letting his little one loose from a lasso! Lobster Cosby crotch! Overburdening ostriches! Playboy pipe logic! Jello Pudding! Egregious gribbit gags! Jane Fondles! Lambo cannons! Royalty free farts! Show stopping Cosby shots, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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It's time to end the season, and it's only fitting that we talk about The Disaster Artist for our "good movie" episode! For those of you who have been following closely, you know already that The Room won the worst movie of the season, so we figured we'd give our favorite bad production a nod with this James Franco Adaptation.

Sympathetic eccentricities! Creative cringe! Foreigner's football fascination! Supremely painful premieres! Dirty asses, beautiful hair, and much, much more on this week's Episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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We made it to episode 100! Let's celebrate it by looking at some boobs and listening to some one-liners! Samurai cop! Let's do this:

Offensively ineffective effects! Multiverse of mullets! Unwavering womanizing! Proto-Simpsons stroke guy! Decapitating the defenseless! Face and then a bunch more face! Patrol pussy hot pockets! Washington’s black gift! Investigative oil boil! Gentle tumbles at the blue lagoon! Rob hates Thor, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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This week, we talk about "Yor, the Hunter from the Future," or as we like to call it, ""Reb Brown, the Dolph Lundgren from the Bargain Bin." This movie is a little bit He-Man, and a little bit Star Wars, but it's mostly a disjointed piece of shit that has the entertainment value of slamming your dick in a car door, and the subtlety of a pillowcase full of doorknobs being thrown down a service stairwell.

Okay, so check it out:

Yor saving only the sexy! Lots of cheekage! Flooding the cave full of females! Consuming corpse water! Ka-Laa kill Rea! Women want Yor, and cavemen are cucks! Robot replacement theory! Pandora’s pleasure box! Two strikes for the Italians! Carnivorous triceratops! Choice meats! The ole “born with a mysterious medallion" trope! Fantasia Bat hang gliding! Exploding people living in a cave! Slow-mo dinos! Bloody tongue tickles! Bleep-Boop-Peyooooh! Atomic piles, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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It's taken us 97 weeks, but we've finally given into peer pressure and watched The Room. A film that needs no introductions, so just give us a few minutes, bitch!

Denny attempting to dick down our duo! Minutes long love making! Johnny’s ill judged jesting! Freaking your friend’s fiancé! Bullying your buddy on a balcony! Breast cancer boomerang! Alcohol is for offenders, weed is for weirdos, and friends are manipulative! Mid merriment impromptu infidelity! I lost Johnny but I still have you right? Very wanting to be naked! Canadian bacon pineapple, and pesto artichoke pizza... or is it?! Multiple framed pictures of spoons! Gratuitous stomach humpery! Back alley pigskin scrimmages, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever made!

Stay tuned next week for Troll 2.

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