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Pat McAfee is apparently adding country music star to his résumé, and we have questions. The absolutely wild Penn State cocaine ring, and why the current state of Los Angeles sports is a dumpster fire that we’re enjoying way too much. Plus, the unbelievable story of Dane Cook’s half-brother embezzling millionsand somehow spaghetti sauce is involved. And we remember Hayden Panettiere as Brian tells the story of meeting her years ago..and completely blowing his shot.

Welcome to another perfectly normal episode of "The X's and No's Podcast" where sports, crime, celebrity deaths and Brian’s questionable life choices somehow all end up in the same conversation.

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Brian relives his latest stand-up comedy nightmare and is just hoping the paycheck isn’t as questionable as the gig. HBO’s Hard Knocks has officially taken over both households now that Brian AND Jasmine’s boyfriend Joey are living their best Seahawks 12's lives. Meanwhile, former Cardinals GM Steve Keim finds himself in the middle of TWO insane stories with DeAndre Hopkins accusing him of tampering with his failed drug test and he's also being linked to a mysterious scam artist who was found dead in a pool. And just when things couldn’t get weirder, Brian’s dad Peter joins the show in the most Boomer way possible to discuss crazy prison women.

Bad comedy gigs, Seahawks mania, NFL scandals, mysterious deaths and prison women. Another perfectly normal episode of The X’s & NO’s Podcast.

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Brian is dangerously close to becoming a minivan dad and Jasmine refuses to let it happen. Fernando Mendoza might be an AI-generated valet driver or the most enthusiastic Chick-fil-A drive-thru employee alive, and Brian experienced something he can only describe as a “Kirk Cousins.” Meanwhile, the WNBA needs an emergency meeting to figure out what the “W” even stands for, the Los Angeles Lakers just sold for an absolutely insane $12.5 BILLION, and Jasmine is convinced someone stole Luka Dončić’s X account before posting his statement. Plus, the Chicago Bears cannot become the Indiana ones, and in the update nobody asked for: our micro-penis friend finally got his endowment fund.

Sports. Billionaires. Minivans. Micro-penises.Another perfectly normal episode of The X’s & NO’s Podcast.

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Luka Dončić’s ex is doing him dirty, and Brian has a theory that isn't what the majority of social media is saying. Meanwhile, Mark Cuban and Jerry Jones may be joining forces, which feels like the most Dallas thing that could possibly happen. The Mavs are offering a massive bounty for Cooper Flagg’s one-of-a-kind rookie card and Jasmine's only reason to participate involves Project Luka Doncic 2028. President Trump’s golf game might be getting a little too serious, Jonah Hill has apparently become a jiu-jitsu assassin, and Brian has decided Ronan WILL become a superstar athlete… even if someone eventually calls CPS.

Sports, pop culture, questionable parenting and completely unnecessary opinions. Welcome to “The X’s & No’s Podcast with Brian Moote and Jasmine Sadry”.

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