The Yapaholics

This episode is a wild ride through travel chaos, TV bingeing, and some health struggles that hit harder than expected. From airport fights to throwing up mid-flight, Seth and Dak unpack the highs and lows of their latest adventures with plenty of humor and real talk.Also in this episode:✈️ Airport drama and a shirt that stole the spotlight🤮 Tales of turbulence and throwing up on a plane (not fun)🐒 San Diego Zoo adventures and hilarious trip highlights📱 Screen time wars — who’s winning and losing?🛬 The story of landing back in Seattle, unexpected twists included🤒 Health journey updates — who’s sick and what’s next?🎸 Coldplay CEO scandal deep dive🥪 Craving Subway but somehow ending up in the hospitalPacked with laughs, travel mishaps, and unfiltered updates, this episode reminds you why life is never boring when you’re living it loud.Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/theyapaholicspodcastLink to Donate to St. Jude's: https://50-states-in-50-days.experience.stjude.org/#TheYapaholics #YapaholicsPodcast #TravelDisasters #AirportStories #ThrowUpChronicles #SanDiegoZoo #SubwayFail #ColdplayScandal #ScreenTimeShame #HospitalTrip #PodcastChaos #UnfilteredPodcast #RealTalkRealSick #StorytimePodcast #PlaneShame #ShirtGotMoreAttentionThanMe #ZoosAndRegret #HotWhileSad #AllINeedWasASub #MileHighMess

This episode is a caffeinated fever dream. We’re talking Prosecco miracles, pantsless podcasting, and burps that defy microphones. The Yapaholics return with stories of being violently anti-tea, rearranging living rooms like Sims characters, and one of the most spiritually fulfilling experiences of all time: pooping on Poopoo Point.

Also in this episode:

• 🧃 Homemade cherry limeade cocktails & milkshake-induced gas

• 💻 New setups, fancy monitors, and the spiritual glow-up of a headphone stand

• 🦾 Gear upgrades & mic arm flexes

• 🎮 Streaming platform dilemmas: Twitch vs. TikTok

• 📱 New phone/contract scammery (but make it a win)

• 🛏️ Sleeping for 15 hours straight after Subway annihilation

• 🎥 Movie & TV catch-up: Opus, Horrible Bosses, It’s Always Sunny, and the new Superman

• 🦈 Shark photography game shows, true crime in London, and forgetting to donate to Ryan Trahan (again)

• 🌮 Tacos so good they required cultural permission

• 🚽 Waiting in line to poop on a mountain for legacy reasons

If you’ve ever eaten lettuce and regretted it, argued about monitor height mid-recording, or sought spiritual validation through themed bathrooms, this episode is for you.

We’re back and unhinged as ever. This episode kicks off with a major announcement: The Yapaholics now has a Patreon! We break down our new tiers (yes, one is called “Average Farter”), what kind of bonus content you can expect, and how we’re donating all Patreon proceeds during  ⁨@ryan⁩  Trahan’s fundraiser to St. Jude.

Then, things go downhill fast:

• 🚽 A dramatic review of Netflix’s Poop Cruise documentary

• 🐒 Reopening emotional wounds around Kongus Maximus

• 🧃 Homemade Cherry Limeade Rum cocktails and the suspicious yellow drink

• 🎥 Movie & TV recs: The Residence, Tires, and Brigsby Bear

• 🛰️ Stories of meeting the St. Jude astronaut Haley and billionaire Jared Isaacman

• 🛋️ Couch fart physics

• 🐻 Bigfoot, Hellcats, and uncomfortable TikToks

• 💩 The ethics of pooping in a bag vs. peeing in a cup (we go deep)

This episode is part emotional unpacking, part media review, and 100% Yapaholic chaos. Whether you’re sipping Prosecco or dodging cruise ship plumbing failures, this one’s for you.

Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/theyapaholicspodcast

Link to Donate to St. Jude's: https://50-states-in-50-days.experience.stjude.org/

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What starts as an innocent breakfast story quickly unravels into gastrointestinal warfare, philosophical soul-searching, and emotional reflection on lost childhood dreams. This week, the Yapaholics tackle food intolerances, the collapse of OceanGate, and a deep dive into the underrated gem Brigsby Bear. Plus: beer at 11:41am, jazz remixes of explicit songs, and TikTok medical advice.Also in this episode: • 🍳 “Eggs are ruining my life” — a dramatic health update • 🛋️ Couch sleep vs. stiff bed: the spinal health debate • 🥩 Steak and eggs betrayal • 🧽 Cleaning your car in a weighted vest (feat. heatstroke and podcasts) • 📺 Movie & TV breakdowns: Mickey 17, The Minecraft Movie, Copycat, Brigsby Bear, OceanGate: The Lost Sub, Ryan Trahan’s 50 States in 50 Days • 🎬 A raw, heartfelt essay on rediscovery, creativity, and childhood passions • 🎶 A blind reaction to the jazz version of “My Neck, My Back” (yes, really) • 🎮 Markiplier returns to Five Nights at Freddy’s and the internet loses its mindFrom allergy breakdowns to emotional breakthroughs, this episode is unhinged, hilarious, and unexpectedly inspiring.#TheYapaholics #PodcastEpisode #ComedyPodcast #EggIntolerance #HealthJourney #OceanGate #BrigsbyBear #TikTokMedicalAdvice #MyNeckMyBackJazz #UnhingedPodcast #ChildhoodDreams #CreativityCrisis #FoodBetrayal #Markiplier #FNAFReturn #MovieTalk #TVBreakdown #SteakAndEggs #CleaningInAWeightedVest #FunnyPodcast #WeightedVestChallenge #Mickey17 #MinecraftMovie #SpiritualWhiplash

This week on The Yapaholics, sleep deprivation reaches critical levels as Dakota and Seth spiral into discussions about derealization, ASMR brain fog, and the dangers of drawing a square while overtired. From teaching with zero sleep to running on Monsters and gummy worms, this episode is pure Yapaholic chaos.

Also in this episode:

• 🌀 Dakota turns dissociation into a spiritual gift

• 💭 Mood vs. Leaves: a new classroom Jeopardy format emerges

• 🎆 Fireworks, pouring rain, and a dog who refuses to pee

• 🎤 A live rendition of Escape (The Piña Colada Song)

• 👓 New glasses, new energy, same 34 YouTube views

• 🍺 Hard cider flavor reviews and blueberry muffin beer fantasies

• 🧠 Existential dread, brain fog, and the horror of Price is Right rules at baby showers

• 🐶 Should Seth get a dog? (Spoiler: no.)

• 🎂 Army birthday cake lore returns

• 📺 Weekend watchlist: Kaos on Netflix and YouTube nightlight theory

• 🍼 Dakota gets mistaken for being pregnant on Instagram. Again.

If you’ve ever tried to teach a class while fully disassociating or been accused of pregnancy because of a bracelet photo, this episode is for you.

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This week, the Yapaholics hit the mic with a health journey update that slowly derails into sleep-deprived chaos. Between meal prep debates, Slim Chickens betrayal, and hash browns at 9 PM, the gang finds time to dive into everything from gym routines to gastrointestinal trauma.But the real highlight? A full, unfiltered, and emotional review of Jon Bellion’s new album, “Father Figure.” Expect breakdowns of favorite tracks, lyrical shoutouts, and a reflection on how Bellion somehow knows exactly what we’re going through.Also in this episode: • 🥤 Coke Zero solidarity pact • 📺 Saltburn, Chaos on Netflix, and some incredibly depressing YouTube short films • 🎮 UNO rage, Twitch dreams, and microphone feedback conspiracies • 🏃‍♂️ Late-night runs and Planet Fitness logic puzzles • 🧠 “What if my blood sugar is crashing because I ate a brat?” • 🥪 Sandwiches that hurt more than help • 🥗 A passionate anti-salad rant • 🍟 Free fries = love languageIt’s health talk, music therapy, and absolute nonsense — all in one episode. Listen in and ask yourself: would you say no to a free French fry?#TheYapaholics #PodcastEpisode #ComedyPodcast #JonBellion #FatherFigureReview #HealthJourney #SlimChickens #ShakeShack #CokeZeroGang #MealPrepFails #FreeFries #GymTalk #LateNightRuns #UNOChaos #SleepDeprivedHumor #MusicTherapy #AlbumReview #PodcastLife #StorytimePodcast #TacoBellLogic #SaltburnReview #NetflixChaos #YouTubeShortFilmSpiral #AntiSaladClub

This episode is pure Yapaholic chaos. We’re talking printer jams that turn into musical masterpieces, Dakota’s absolutely unhinged fart confessionals, and the eternal struggle of staying awake while binge-watching BoJack Horseman edits. We’ve also got caffeine-fueled updates (bye Alani, hello Red Bull), deep dives into health journey slay (or fail), and the heartbreak of Snapchat memories that haunt your soul.

Also in this episode:

• 🎥 Picking the perfect YouTube thumbnail

• 📦 Alexa fart battles and smart speaker trauma

• 🪴 Trying to stay healthy while we keep inhaling Chipotle

• 🏃‍♂️ Running for Zyn (yes, it’s a workout)

• 🧠 Casual therapy takeaways: small wins are big wins

• 🎶 Music that fuels our workouts and our breakdowns

From printer meltdowns to therapy breakthroughs (with plenty of farts in between), this episode is one for the Yapaholic archives.

🎧 Tap in. Let’s get unhinged.

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In this unfiltered episode of The Yapaholics, the crew takes a deep dive into the personal trials of seasonal allergies, the trauma of a bad sinus infection, and the endless quest for Sudafed (with cupcakes for breakfast, of course). From sleep deprivation to spiritual musings, this episode is a messy blend of health updates, rants about the price of Netflix, and confessions about why you never skip the trending shows.

Highlights include:

• 🤧 Allergy meltdowns and sinus infection near-death experiences

• 🧁 Breakfast cupcakes because the horror persists, but so do sweet treats

• 📺 Black Mirror, British true crime shows, and the ethics of Netflix’s subscription prices

• 🎥 A deep dive into the visually mind-bending Netflix series “Adolescence”

• 🐅 Tiger King conspiracies and “Southern Fried Lives” doc talk

• 🥤 Baja Blast’s polarizing legacy: “Baja Ass or Nah?”

• 🎤 The crew dreams of podcast Oscars (the Grammys?) and absolutely refuses to take themselves too seriously

From health crisis confessions to hot takes on the state of streaming platforms, this episode has it all. Grab a tissue, a cupcake, and your inhaler—this one’s a wild ride.

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The saga continues. This week, the Yapaholics plunge back into the dairy-fueled drama of Kongus Maximus—a probiotic-enhanced gorilla hell-bent on revenge after the Battle of Dairy Hill. What starts as a goofy story turns into a full-scale war epic, complete with ricotta cannons, molten queso mechsuits, and a love story nobody saw coming.

Also in this unhinged episode:

• 🧀 A gorilla delivers a romantic poem about string cheese

• 🐝 Bee speed anxiety and wasp vendettas

• 🦞 Crawfish ethics: do they feel pain when boiled?

• 🐜 How many fire ants would it take to kill someone?

• 🧠 Birth control side effects + a raw look at military mental health care

• 🤧 Health journey setbacks, migraines, and sick day guilt

• 💪 “Do it for Kongus” becomes the new gym motto

From gorilla warfare to gorilla romance, to real talk on medical frustration, this one swings from absurd to heartfelt and back again. Oh, and someone may or may not be courting a gorilla.

🎧 Tune in. It’s string cheese or bust.

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In this week's episode, Dak and Seth talk about everything they have watched recently. Seth gives his spoiler filled opinion on Thunderbolts*. They tell all about their recent adventures, including a trip to the Tillamook Creamery (trust me, that's important). They also discuss the age old question, who would win 100 men or a gorilla?

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