“I don’t know what to say except it’s Christmas and we’re all in misery.”

In this episode, we celebrate our favorite part of the holidays by creating an entire theme park, including themed lands, restaurants, attractions, and E-ticket rides based entirely around Christmas movies.

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“Wizarding World: Hogsmeade” Re-Theme This episode is out now on Patreon!

Tom Hanks. That’s it, that’s the theme park.

In this episode, we celebrate the true meaning of the season as we create a complete theme park, including themed lands, restaurants, attractions, and E-ticket rides based entirely around the career of actor Tom Hanks.

GUEST: Julia Prescott

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“Parks Specials Vol. 1” Fast Pass episode is out now on Patreon!

Snacks are already the best reason for going to a theme park, so why not make it the only reason?

In this episode, we arrive hungry as we create a complete theme park, including themed lands, restaurants, attractions, and E-ticket rides based entirely around the concept of snacks.

GUEST: Carlye Wisel

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“Stranger Things: The Drive-Into Experience” Fast Pass episode is out now on Patreon!

To celebrate Halloween, Kyle, Bryan, and Scott each re-theme an existing attraction with a spooky seasonal overlay!

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Get ready for some jump scares!

Universal’s Halloween Horror Nights may be *officially* canceled this year, but in this episode, we attempt to create our own Halloween Horror Nights event featuring multiple mazes and scare zones.

GUEST: Josh Gunderson

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“Theme Park Ghosts” Fast Pass episode is out now on Patreon!

If the apocalypse comes, beep us.

In this episode, we sharpen our stakes and dive into the Hellmouth as we create a themed land, restaurant, attraction, and E-ticket ride based on the hit 1997-2003 television series, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

GUEST: Zach Luna

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“Revenge of the Mummy” Re-Theme This episode is out now on Patreon!

MASKS! mentioned by Zach.

When the Soul Train arrives, you know it’s time to go outside.

In this episode, we wake up extra early and fuel up with a bowl of sugary cereal to create a themed land, restaurant, attraction, and E-ticket ride based on the now extinct concept of Saturday morning cartoons on network television.

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“Universal’s Cartoon World” Fast Pass episode is out now on Patreon!

Be excellent to each other and podcast on, dudes!

In this most triumphant episode, we strap on our air guitars as we totally create a themed land, restaurant, attraction, and E-ticket ride based on the most excellent adventures of Bill S. Preston, Esq. and Ted Theodore Logan, aka The Wyld Stallyns.

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“Alien Encounter / Stitch’s Great Escape” Re-Theme This episode is out now on Patreon!