Six Flags may be the current home for the DC brand within theme parks, but we think a property as vast and varied as DC deserves a lot better than generic roller coasters with a logo slapped on it. So in this episode, we each attempt to create a themed land, restaurant, attraction, and E-ticket ride based on the characters of DC Comics.

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“Splash Mountain” Re-Theme This episode is out now on Patreon!

In this episode, we each attempt to create a theme park that is part of a balanced breakfast with a land, restaurant, attraction, and E-ticket ride based on the mascots and commercials of General Mills cereal.

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“Tiny Toons: How I Spent My Vacation” Fast Pass episode is out now on Patreon!

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In this episode, we attempt to create an entire theme park with six individually themed lands, restaurants, attractions, and E-ticket rides based entirely on listener suggestions.

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“Constants and variables. There’s always a lighthouse. There’s always a man. There’s always a city.” In this episode, we each attempt to create our first “mature” theme park with a land, restaurant, attraction, and E-ticket ride based on the retrofuturistic video game series, BioShock.

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Let’s be honest, we all know that the same 4-5 Princesses tend to get all of the respect in regards to theme park representation. So, in this episode, Bryan, Kyle, and Scott have taken it upon themselves to come up with a themed land, restaurant, attraction, and E-ticket ride, each based on an underrepresented Disney Princess of their choosing.

Yup. Just three grown men talking about Princesses. Nothing weird about that.

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“Marvel Super Hero Island: Part One” Re-Theme This episode is out now on Patreon!

We know what you’re thinking… but The Simpsons already has a theme park presence! And you’re right, but couldn’t Universal’s Springfield be a lot better? In this episode, Bryan, Kyle, and Scott each propose a brand new themed land, restaurant, attraction, and E-ticket ride based on one of the longest-running TV series of all time.

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“Disney’s Land Purchases” Fast Pass episode is out 4/12 on Patreon!

Now that Universal Orlando has announced its third gate, Epic Universe, Kyle, Scott and Bryan comb through every rumor and detail we can find about the rides and themed areas that will be featured, and discuss our hopes and dreams for an ideal version of Universal’s newest theme park.

With Rise of the Resistance now open on both coasts, Galaxy’s Edge is officially old news! So naturally, it’s up to Scott, Kyle, and Bryan to follow up the immersive Star Wars themed land that fans love (or love to complain about), with a second gate featuring a new setting, restaurant, attraction, and E-ticket ride. 

Welcome to Theme Park This! In this “get to know your hosts” episode, join Scott, Kyle, and Bryan as they discuss what made them theme park fans in the first place, then run down their favorite attractions, restaurants, rides, and theme parks of all time.