Jason got this show censored on TikTok and it was actually totally Steve's fault (for an actually dumb reason) and Steve got censored in high school for lazy wordplay. Also, the guys remember when Jason ruined an aspiring cartoonist's life with his criticism and found his life's calling in the process.

Steve thinks a minotaur got hit by a car in Florida and Jason has a hard time convincing him otherwise, while Jason thinks a Narnia-like portal in Florida is what causes all the craziness and... ya know, Florida things. Also, is it possible that Jason's boring Kansan upbringing ruins witnessing anything fantastical in this world? And finally, Steve's wife ruined The Lone Ranger for Steve by failing her casting call.

Steve ruins stick shifts by thinking that knowledge is like bike riding while Jason spent his Thursday nights in college surrounded by local pizza and SmackDown. Steve's buddy's dad ruined the sounds of a car engine for all of us and the guys remember a time when a bad internet connection could ruin a relationship.

Steve ruined showering for his buddies by leaving body hairs on the communal soap and Jason ruins poofs for men by refusing to use their proper name. Finally, Steve ruins skin care by jumping straight to a pumice stone for his entire body.

Jason ruined his wife's Zoom call and he was NOT happy about it, but things got better later when she brought it up again. Steve ruins this very podcast, the one about ruining things, by actually having a really good idea for a relationship app about sleeping it off.

Steve tried to ruin porn for his son by talking with him about it, and then he and his wife conspired to cover up the tasteful nudes on their cruise ship. It's shameful, really. Meanwhile, Jason's parents ruined wildlife by only letting him have the green box, and he ruins podcast PR but having literally no interest in his own podcasts. WOOOOOOOO!

Jason's son ruins farting by blaming others with zero consequence (that's what he wants to do!), Steve's son ruins The Simpsons by watching it categorically, not chronologically, and Jason's family ruins the manic fun of Hungry Hungry Hippos by being just so much better than him at it.

In the season premiere of Then You Ruined It, Steve ruins comfortable beds by seeking out some good old fashioned spooning while Jason ruins all sleep with an imaginary protective field around his bed that will lead to inevitable supernatural attacks if breached. Together, the guys ponder Mr. Fantastic's bedtime bathroom routine and agree that both skiwampus and cattywampus are dumb words.

Jason ruins the wholesome modern Christmas classic song, The Christmas Shoes. Observations include:

Steve ruins Santa Baby because he has never heard Eartha Kitt sing the original version, observing...

Jason's poop complicates the vacay, Steve's wish for toilet paper will not be granted, not even in the Magic Kingdom, and together the guys would be thrilled to put Patrick Warburton betwixt their rosy cheeks.