Jason's dad tried to help fend off a tick attack by burning it from a... private place and Steve thinks he actually made it worse. Steve's bud freaked out about nothing until it turned into something and Steve once confused humans with lizards and cost a young man a healthy chunk of flesh. Burrow in and stay a while!

Jason's "friends" got the shaving cream in the face at a sleepover gag wrong and his eyesight has never been the same since. Steve and his buds watched enough Friday the 13th films to convince themselves a three-legged dog was a bad omen. And finally, did your sleepover include at least one wiener kid? If not, is it possible that YOU were the wiener kid?

Steve wants more detail out of the album covers his daughter is drawing all over the outside of their house but Jason thinks she should consider her medium of choice first. Jason carried childhood trauma from striking out at the plate all the time into adulthood and it's way worse then. Finally, if time travel were invented, Jason would use it to go back in time and make himself better at sports by... harassing his younger self? The plan needs work.

Steve went to the Home Depot needing to take care of some business, but found himself needing to take care of some BUSINESS. It was there that he determined Job (of the Bible) dealt with some terrible things, sure, but nothing like what that poor public toilet had to witness. Also, it seems like the only time Jason can time travel is when his family is waiting for him to get out of the bathroom. No report was filed or was necessary.

Podcast Update: Jason found out he's not a party POOPER, he's a party DOER! And whoops, sorry to say, but he's also a clean freak and will probably ruin any party you let him host... or maybe save it? Finally, Steve wishes ghosts left more evidence but he also loves the thrill of the chase.

Steve ate bugs for money as a youth, but you couldn't pay him ENOUGH to eat these weird-tasting, ruined insects that are crawling around today! And Jason missed out on eating bugs completely and thus, the outrage that would apparently accompany the weird flavor they now possess. He does, however, convince Steve that Rick Moranis could be the key to figuring this whole thing out and they workshop the next Honey I Shrunk movie together.

People ruin Jason's good time when they dare to come to his house after being invited to come to his house. Also, saying "bros before hos" in 2024 feels like the kind of thing you say to get cancelled. Finally, we all know that dudes aren't your muchachos until you've bro-ed out together.

Jason isn't superstitious, just easily freaked out by most everything. Steve's wife put a mirror in their bedroom and the doppelganger spirit it drowsily conjured ruined his chances of having a healthy start to 2024. Steve thinks the guys should get their mirror selves together to double our podcast output. Finally, Jason sleeps in the nude, and in bed will have food, but combining the two? That's just rude!

Jason saw Gallagher three times and yes, it gets as old as you think on repeat viewings. Have you ever seen a standup perform in a board room? Steve has and it was... official and pandering. Also, Jason once sold knives to a celebrity of a sort and thought that was his start on the climb to Comediosity. In Steve's mind, he could have been creepier about it.

Steve wants to tell the story of his no-good, very bad day but can't get out of his own way with quips and witticisms thrown at his cohost. Once he manages to focus, we find out that, while frantically searching for jumper cables to revive his depleted car battery, he was HIT BY A CAR. Now, if you want to talk about obligations, hitting someone with your car does put on the immediate hook for a favor. Also, when you have a to-do list, you'd be surprised how easily you can forget about a shattered femur until it's completed. Finally, we look at the karma of this situation and Jason doesn't like the results.