Zoom phishing scam or remote layoff notice? Time to play Jason's least favorite game! Also, you'd think working from home would help you hide a layoff from your partner, at least for a bit.

At least Jason's good work ethic at least means he won't be late for his Zoom firing. That's got to mean something, right?

Slapping your resume against the webcam seems more impactful than just sharing your Microsoft Word window.

Did you know Steve worked as a janitor? You'd be surprised how little a good resume and work experience help you get in there!

Finally, both guys admit that being pooped on kinda sucks (and yes, they're talking about kids).

Jason's buddy came over for an impromptu night of gaming and a movie but got much more than he bargained for. Also, what's worse: turd water leaking through the floor and into the ceiling fan or splishing and splashing in the fecal flood in the kid's bathroom? And just where should you spend your money: on a quality plunger or a bidet that will make everybody happy?

Jason's bosses have all been pretty cool... except for the greasy dude who was almost certainly a homophobe and maybe the one that made him feel dirty about CSS. Meanwhile, Steve's crotch-grabbing teacher gave the kids something to engage them in the classroom: betting on the day's number of Southern readjustments. Also, Steve begs Jason to name any kind of duck other than mallard but he can't be bothered to remember the types of birds he's slaughtered. Finally, metal confetti is just shrapnel, so don't throw it up in the air, regardless of the occasion.

Steve loves dogs! Dogs love Steve! At least, most dogs love Steve. But when one decides he can't be trusted, can Steve move on? Also, just how similar to a dog is Steve? Jason investigates while noting that his height is something that dogs don't seem to like. It's certainly that and no other unfavorable traits to consider!

Jason's wife had surprise triple bypass surgery and it's set up one of the craziest Julys in his lifetime. Did you know that flowers can come in fancy paper bags that hold water? WTF?!? Jason's kids leap into action to help him... when they realize that their precious electronic devices are in the damage path.

And, "I will mail you my underwear if your cooking tips result in food poisoning" is either a threat or a promise from Jason and it doesn't really matter which it is. Finally, smoke billowed from the microwave where Jason had attempted to demonstrate for his daughter how to microwave a single Bagel Bite.

Steve attracts a wide range of dental hygienists to his mouth, from the hygienist-you-wouldn't-bring-home-to-mother to the lady who mistook vinegar for maple syrup. Meanwhile, Jason loves his hygienist and can't suffer anyone else to touch his teeth. And Steve says he appreciated the dullard who comforted him during a difficult dental procedure. Finally, both guys agree that a brief questionnaire should be completed before someone is allowed to access their mouths.

Sure, Jason snickers at Steve's son's understanding of United States geography, but he also admits he was worried his Virginia-based girlfriend might be crushed by the falling towers on 9/11. Also, his own son gets a lot of facts wrong as well... or is he just learning how to gaslight others early? And experiencing randomly opened doors upstairs has Jason operating at a slightly elevated awareness level, Metal Gear Solid-style. Finally, Jason caught a loop of that moment from Three Men and a Baby on social media and the concentration of pure spoopiness probably won't let him sleep for a week.

Steve teaches us about the birds and the bees, specifically which birds are just there for your attention and won't ever really love you back. He also thinks dogs are hippies but assumed birds would behave more kindly. Jason finds out about gelding and thinks he could get into that kind of thing. It's a weird, wild episode.

Jason became a cotton candy man at his son's birthday party and it went as well as could be expected.Also, if you don't want to invite any scrutiny about how well you utilize a particular skill, don't let anyone else do it. And surprisingly, Steve's family owns a cotton candy machine but he doesn't touch it because he doesn't want to upstage his wife. Yeah... right.

Steve is the only wise man whose wisdom could get interrupted by an itchy nose. Also, his age is advancing to the point where he needs to have daily reminders to zip up before boarding the bus. That's ... concerning. Meanwhile, Jason would rather ignore and work around his failures than admit to and correct them. Finally, don't ask others what they think your flaws are because they might find some you hadn't thought of yet!