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In cultures across Asia, there are tales of semi-divine beings who are depicted as having both human and serpent-like characteristics. These beings, known as the Naga, were often described as powerful, wise, adept in the way of sorcery, and also sometimes possessing enormous riches in their underground lairs. One ability that was often observed was the power to transform their appearance to look completely human. In Southeast Asian cultures they are depicted as large snakes sometimes having multiple heads and worshipped as deities that control the waters of rivers and also bring rain. In the past few centuries, power and wealth have seemed to become more and more centralized and come under the control of a few groups and individuals. Rumors of these persons and financial institutions belonging to, or being controlled by, an ancient race of scaly overlords from beyond the stars have taken root in the collective consciousness of western culture. To the point where perhaps as many as 4% of the U.S. population believe political leaders are controlled by these otherworldly reptoids. This case file, join the Theorists as they learn about lizard love and gila monster gangbangs with...The Reptilians Patreon, Socials, Website and everything ATT here: https://linktr.ee/alientheoristspodcast

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In Aztec culture, the heart was believed to be a fragment of the sun’s heat. A small fraction of their Sun God’s power that waged a constant battle against the forces of chaos and darkness. It was considered an honor for one to have their heart sacrificed to aid the sun god in their celestial war. In cultures around the world the heart is often recognized for both its physical and spiritual importance. Seen as a vessel for the human soul or the seat of the individual self the heart plays an important role in legend and folklore. Being such a powerful symbol of love and life it’s not hard to see why creatures that have a hunger for the human heart are often the most feared. Beasts and spirits that not only find the human heart a particularly tasty morsel, but could also twist and turn their victims and drain them of their very souls. This case file, join the Theorists as chill out with some frosty weens and icy vagines in...Valentine’s Day Creepy CreaturesPatreon, Socials, Website and everything ATT here: https://linktr.ee/alientheoristspodcast

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In the southeastern coastal region of India, sits the state of Andhra Pradesh. Beginning in the 16th century, a region of the state known as Golconda became the premier location for mining and trading precious gems. For 300 years merchants from around the world would travel to this specific area to search for diamonds that were of unmatched quality and size. Kings, Sultans, and Emperors all came to covet and desire the gems produced at the Golconda Mines. Throughout history, some of the wealthiest and most powerful rulers throughout Asia and Europe all possessed massive diamonds that were brought up from the depths of the Indian mines. Legends and rumors swirl about some of the most notable diamonds that came from the area. Tales of jewels stolen from ancient temples and ancient gods seeking vengeance on those that would seek to possess their power. Of the multitude of world-famous diamonds that still survive to this day in collections around the world, one has been marked as perhaps one of the most cursed items in modern history. Many of those who possessed it in the past met grisly ends and suffered disastrous misfortune. This case file, join the Theorists as they try to talk nice about some evil ice in...The Curse of the Hope Diamond Patreon, Socials, Website and everything ATT here: https://linktr.ee/alientheoristspodcast

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Minus 128.56 degrees Fahrenheit was the coldest day to be recorded in human history in Vostok, Antarctica. The icy continent can boast of the lowest temperatures, driest valley, and highest winds on average of any location on Earth. Looking at these facts it is hard to imagine at one time the world’s 5th largest continent was not covered in ice. Far into the planet’s past scientists have found enough evidence to soundly support the idea that Antarctica was once located around the same modern-day latitudes of Australia and New Zealand. Some of this evidence is taken from studies done of the ancient ‘fossil forests’ located on Antarctica. These remains of ancient plants have given scientists a whole new perspective on how plants evolved from some of their earliest ancestors. As more stunning discoveries flow from the frozen tundras every day, claims of crashed UFOs, abandoned nazi bases, and lost civilizations still make the headlines. Some even claim that buried beneath the ancient ice are entrances to the hollow earth and even colonies of extraterrestrials who are in contact with some of the governments of Earth. This case file, join the Theorists as they go beyond the wall and take a look at the...Antarctica Conspiracies
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Beginning in the year 250 A.D. the Mayan culture of Central America reached new heights of civilization. Marked by outstanding advancements in art, science, and architecture this period is referred to as the Mayan classic period. Also during this time, modern scientists have identified a widespread cultural practice of cranial deformation whose origins seemed to be deeply rooted in humanity’s past. From the many examples of art dated to this period, archaeologists have been able to form theories that link this practice within the Mayan civilization to a complex social hierarchy that incorporated two very different techniques for the shaping of their skulls. Some scientists cite the analysis of artistic depictions from the period that some of these techniques were meant to imitate the skulls of sacred animals like the jaguar, which represented power. Other scientists point to paintings of the god of fertility and other members of the Mayan pantheon which were drawn with similar cranial modifications. This practice of shaping skulls is not only found among the cultures of Central America. All over the world cultures, both ancient and even in isolated pockets today, have practiced these techniques for shaping their skulls as some say they were commanded by gods long ago. This case file, join the Theorists as they bang their heads to try and uncover the mystery of...Elongated Skulls
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Between 1972 and 1973, in modern-day Syria, archaeologists began an excavation of what they originally thought was an ancient farming village located in the Euphrates valley in an area known as Tell Abu Hureyra. The scientists were surprised to discover that there was another settlement from the Paleolithic era buried underneath the remains of the later settlement. Archaeologists were able to determine that the earlier village had been a society of hunter-gatherers who had perhaps settled in the valley more than 12,000 years ago. Around that same time period is when scientists have studied and determined there had been a dramatic climate shift that actually seemed to halt the Earth’s exit from its last Ice Age. Even more fascinating, is that a new study of the soil and artifacts found at Abu Hureyra, revealed the settlement had been obliterated by a fragment of a comet. This finding seems to support the relatively new theory that this unusual climatic event may have been the result of a single or even multiple extraterrestrial impacts. Impacts that may have resulted in, as some academics believe, the destruction of a highly advanced human culture that existed prior to the event. This case file, join the Theorists as they trade in their Older two-door Dryas to get their hands on the newer, sleeker, and more spacious model of...The Younger Dryas
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In 1952 The United States Air Force began to experience an unprecedented build-up of reports of sightings of unidentified aerial phenomenon. Project Blue Book had been tasked to investigate these sightings which included events like the Washington flap. These sightings had become such a large concern the Director of Central Intelligence, General Walter Bedell Smith, issued a memo voicing his worries these events could be seen as some kind of psychological warfare and perhaps begin a widespread panic. The year prior, even before Project Blue Book had been formed, The U.S. Air Force had already begun investigating these occurrences and collecting interviews with witnesses. One of the earliest cases to be investigated was a sighting that happened in a town in northeast Texas. Over a period of several days, witnesses reported strange luminous objects that silently passed over their town in close formation at tremendous speeds. This event was closely followed by another even more fantastic mass sighting just 30 miles east. This case file, join the Theorists as they make a mess of Texas in...The Lubbock Lights and Levelland UFO cases
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Minnesota Come one, come all to witness the most marvelous of sights! A genuine mystery said to have been lifted from the frozen waters off the coast of Russia and straight from humanity’s murky past. An icy enigma that will absolutely make you question the evolutionary origins of our most ancient ancestors. A biological specimen so fantastic that Smithsonian scientists have even co-opted the FBI to try and pry it from it’s proprietor’s private collection. This hyperborean hairy hominid encased in a solid block of ice is one the world’s only preserved evidence of an as-of-yet undiscovered primate species living in isolated parts of the northern hemisphere. This case file, join the Theorists as they shell out .35 cents to take a peek at the sideshow attraction of...The Minnesota Ice Ice Man Support your boys and your favorite show on Patreon. 100 hours of bonus content, early access to extended live recordings of the show, bonus episodes, discord access, and more!


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Thank you for sticking with us this year. Enjoy the ATT holiday party with all the Theorists. Braden, Zel, Dan, Andrew, Byron and Mr. Conspiracy.

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Some crimes are so heinous that they defy explanation. Dark crimes that leave investigators speechless due to the absolute vileness of the perpetrators. In the fall of 2012 one of these crimes was discovered in a town in the Canadian province of Quebec. A crime of such unthinkable barbarity that it launched one of the largest police investigations in the history of Canada. An international team of investigators were gathered to piece together the evidence and solve this crime of unmatched barbarity that reached across Canada’s southern border into parts of the northeastern US. Those affected by these crimes had no idea how an atrocity of this magnitude could have been committed right under their noses for close to a year. This case file, join the Theorists as they plumb the depths of absolute evil in...The Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist Support your boys and your favorite show on Patreon. 100 hours of bonus content, early access to extended live recordings of the show, bonus episodes, discord access, and more!

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