theory queery

in sept. 2019, two million RSVP'd to a facebook event called "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us." so what were they after?

**special guest host!!** in this episode, ethan, ryan, and celebrity guest ~ruth~ investigate theories surrounding area 51. what do we know? is what we know even credible? the testimony of a few individuals is commonly refuted by the u.s. government – but they themselves have a shoddy record when it comes to transparency, especially around area 51. through the journey, our guest presenter develops a new theory that seems to connect all the dots. are you ready to believe?

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gay for pay? jk but srsly... podcasting ain't cheap and we appreciate your support: patreon.com/theoryqueery

theory queery is an independent podcast recorded and produced by ethan and ryan, two longtime pals who proudly identify with the lgbtq+ community. gay men hailing from small, rural towns in montana, ethan and ryan's journeys to queer podcasting started with their meeting in college, supporting each other in the coming out process, and eventually embracing and thriving in the gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex, et. al. community.

both guys have identified two mutual joys: (1) a fascination with conspiracy theories both sensible and outrageous, and (2) a tendency to slip into catty discourse while discussing virtually anything. their dream for this podcast is primarily to entertain, secondarily to inform, but above all, to increase visibility of the queer community by providing entertaining content that, while not inherently gay, is delivered by proud, outspoken members of the lgbt + family.

if the first hour of moon hoaxery wasn't enough, wait until you hear the rest of the "evidence".

would a moon hoax really require that 400,000 people be willing to lie, or just a select few? many conspiracy debunkers point to video and camera footage as indisputable proof of a moon landing, but a closer look at the images reveals discrepancies in lighting, oddities in observed gravity, and some of the most important footage of the apollo missions (and in human history) goes mysteriously missing. tune in for part 2 of one of the most infamous conspiracies of all time.

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gay for pay? jk but srsly... podcasting ain't cheap and we appreciate your support: patreon.com/theoryqueery

theory queery is an independent podcast recorded and produced by ethan and ryan, two longtime pals who proudly identify with the lgbtq+ community. gay men hailing from small, rural towns in montana, ethan and ryan's journeys to queer podcasting started with their meeting in college, supporting each other in the coming out process, and eventually embracing and thriving in the gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex, et. al. community.

both guys have identified two mutual joys: (1) a fascination with conspiracy theories both sensible and outrageous, and (2) a tendency to slip into catty discourse while discussing virtually anything. their dream for this podcast is primarily to entertain, secondarily to inform, but above all, to increase visibility of the queer community by providing entertaining content that, while not inherently gay, is delivered by proud, outspoken members of the lgbt + family.

one of the most widely believed (and often debunked) conspiracy theories might have some weight.

the USA declared it would put a man on the moon, but the apollo missions were fraught with tragedy and scandal. landing on the moon seemed nearly impossible in the 1960's... maybe even less possible now. though the USA has video documentation to prove multiple moon landings, as many as 19 million americans believe it was faked. hear the history, the speculation, and decide for yourself what's fact and what's fiction.

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gay for pay? jk but srsly... podcasting ain't cheap and we appreciate your support: patreon.com/theoryqueery

theory queery is an independent podcast recorded and produced by ethan and ryan, two longtime pals who proudly identify with the lgbtq+ community. gay men hailing from small, rural towns in montana, ethan and ryan's journeys to queer podcasting started with their meeting in college, supporting each other in the coming out process, and eventually embracing and thriving in the gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex, et. al. community.

both guys have identified two mutual joys: (1) a fascination with conspiracy theories both sensible and outrageous, and (2) a tendency to slip into catty discourse while discussing virtually anything. their dream for this podcast is primarily to entertain, secondarily to inform, but above all, to increase visibility of the queer community by providing entertaining content that, while not inherently gay, is delivered by proud, outspoken members of the lgbt + family.

the death of this fab queen is shrouded in mystery, and *gasp* may not have been an accident.

remember the 90's? better than 2020, yet there were plenty of moments we'd rather forget. among them, the tragic and shocking death of the people's princess: lady diana, princess of wales. the world was devastated when the news broke that her car had collided with a column in the pont de l'alma tunnel in paris, france in the early morning hours of august 31, 1997. multiple investigations and conspiracy theories point to suspicious circumstances and implications of foul play. was princess di's death simply an accident, or the result of a sinister revenge plot?

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gay for pay? jk but srsly... podcasting ain't cheap and we appreciate your support: patreon.com/theoryqueery

theory queery is an independent podcast recorded and produced by ethan and ryan, two longtime pals who proudly identify with the lgbtq+ community. gay men hailing from small, rural towns in montana, ethan and ryan's journeys to queer podcasting started with their meeting in college, supporting each other in the coming out process, and eventually embracing and thriving in the gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex, et. al. community.

both guys have identified two mutual joys: (1) a fascination with conspiracy theories both sensible and outrageous, and (2) a tendency to slip into catty discourse while discussing virtually anything. their dream for this podcast is primarily to entertain, secondarily to inform, but above all, to increase visibility of the queer community by providing entertaining content that, while not inherently gay, is delivered by proud, outspoken members of the lgbt + family.

oh please, surely there are no secrets buried beneath the swastika-shaped runways of denver international?

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gay for pay? jk but srsly... podcasting ain't cheap and we appreciate your support: patreon.com/theoryqueery

in this first episode of season 2, ethan and ryan investigate the wealth of conspiracy theories surrounding denver international airport - or dia - for beneath the runways and planes and concourses lies miles of supposedly unused, abandoned tunnel systems along with skyscrapers that were buried during its construction. illuminati headquarters? government fallout shelter? new world order? something more heinous, or something totally innocuous? listen in to make up your own mind.

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theory queery is an independent podcast recorded and produced by ethan and ryan, two longtime pals who proudly identify with the lgbtq+ community. gay men hailing from small, rural towns in montana, ethan and ryan's journeys to queer podcasting started with their meeting in college, supporting each other in the coming out process, and eventually embracing and thriving in the gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex, et. al. community.

both guys have identified two mutual joys: (1) a fascination with conspiracy theories both sensible and outrageous, and (2) a tendency to slip into catty discourse while discussing virtually anything. their dream for this podcast is primarily to entertain, secondarily to inform, but above all, to increase visibility of the queer community by providing entertaining content that, while not inherently gay, is delivered by proud, outspoken members of the lgbt + family.

dead cows missing their faces and junk? not exactly your average livestock killing.

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in this episode, ethan takes us on a journey back to the homeland: rural montana. for decades, farmers across the u.s. and particularly in montana and wyoming have reported mysterious cattle killings. with insufficient evidence to draw any solid conclusions, folks have been crying foul. from aliens to pranksters to cult rituals to illegal government or military testing, it's hard to dispute that something's fishy with all this unexplained cow killing.

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gay for pay? jk but srsly... podcasting ain't cheap and we appreciate your support: patreon.com/theoryqueery

theory queery is an independent podcast recorded and produced by ethan and ryan, two longtime pals who proudly identify with the lgbtq+ community. gay men hailing from small, rural towns in montana, ethan and ryan's journeys to queer podcasting started with their meeting in college, supporting each other in the coming out process, and eventually embracing and thriving in the gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex, et. al. community.

both guys have identified two mutual joys: (1) a fascination with conspiracy theories both sensible and outrageous, and (2) a tendency to slip into catty discourse while discussing virtually anything. their dream for this podcast is primarily to entertain, secondarily to inform, but above all, to increase visibility of the queer community by providing entertaining content that, while not inherently gay, is delivered by proud, outspoken members of the lgbt + family.

what doesn't kill you [mumps] makes you stronger [it doesn't]

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the number of folks who believe vaccines don't work - anti-vaxers - is on the rise. and along with them, the cases of mumps, measles, rubella, polio, and other infections diseases that were thought formerly eradicated from human history. is there any merit in the anti-vax argument? should you vaccinate your children? let ethan and ryan break down the facts, talk through the science, examine the evidence, and let you decide for yourself.

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gay for pay? jk but srsly... podcasting ain't cheap and we appreciate your support: patreon.com/theoryqueery

theory queery is an independent podcast recorded and produced by ethan and ryan, two longtime pals who proudly identify with the lgbtq+ community. gay men hailing from small, rural towns in montana, ethan and ryan's journeys to queer podcasting started with their meeting in college, supporting each other in the coming out process, and eventually embracing and thriving in the gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex, et. al. community.

both guys have identified two mutual joys: (1) a fascination with conspiracy theories both sensible and outrageous, and (2) a tendency to slip into catty discourse while discussing virtually anything. their dream for this podcast is primarily to entertain, secondarily to inform, but above all, to increase visibility of the queer community by providing entertaining content that, while not inherently gay, is delivered by proud, outspoken members of the lgbt + family.

demons are infiltrating the music industry and we are definitely eff'd

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you don't have to be a mars volta fan to enjoy the spooky mystery surrounding their "the bedlam in goliath" album released in 2009. needless to say, the progressive rock music group hailing from el paso, texas, was delving into some shady dealings during production of the record, using a haunted ouija board whose cryptic responses inspired much of their songwriting. before long, band members were experiencing paranormal phenomena, chronic bad luck, and evil apparitions. enjoy this zoomed-in piece about progressive artwork turned demonic possession.

PLUS: don't miss a teabag segment all about avril lavigne – that's right, the canadian teen pop sensation that supposedly died several years ago and was replaced with a doppelgänger! did the real avril lavigne die? listen and decide!

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gay for pay? jk but srsly... podcasting ain't cheap and we appreciate your support: patreon.com/theoryqueery

theory queery is an independent podcast recorded and produced by ethan and ryan, two longtime pals who proudly identify with the lgbtq+ community. gay men hailing from small, rural towns in montana, ethan and ryan's journeys to queer podcasting started with their meeting in college, supporting each other in the coming out process, and eventually embracing and thriving in the gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex, et. al. community.

both guys have identified two mutual joys: (1) a fascination with conspiracy theories both sensible and outrageous, and (2) a tendency to slip into catty discourse while discussing virtually anything. their dream for this podcast is primarily to entertain, secondarily to inform, but above all, to increase visibility of the queer community by providing entertaining content that, while not inherently gay, is delivered by proud, outspoken members of the lgbt + family.

the icon's death was ruled a "probable" suicide. ethan & ryan say probs not.

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america's sweetheart died prematurely and under very suspicious circumstances. ryan hardly knew what to expect when scratching the surface of this deeply mysterious case, uncovering a tantalizing tale riddled with scandal. was marilyn monroe murdered? and if so, by who? join the theory queery gays on a true crime podcast that covers all the bases and examines all the suspects: the mob, jfk, the housekeeper, the therapist, aliens, and more!

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gay for pay? jk but srsly... podcasting ain't cheap and we appreciate your support: patreon.com/theoryqueery

theory queery is an independent podcast recorded and produced by ethan and ryan, two longtime pals who proudly identify with the lgbtq+ community. gay men hailing from small, rural towns in montana, ethan and ryan's journeys to queer podcasting started with their meeting in college, supporting each other in the coming out process, and eventually embracing and thriving in the gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex, et. al. community.

both guys have identified two mutual joys: (1) a fascination with conspiracy theories both sensible and outrageous, and (2) a tendency to slip into catty discourse while discussing virtually anything. their dream for this podcast is primarily to entertain, secondarily to inform, but above all, to increase visibility of the queer community by providing entertaining content that, while not inherently gay, is delivered by proud, outspoken members of the lgbt + family.

44% of millennials believe the earth is not round. here's why, apparently.

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in elementary school, we're told - repeatedly - that the earth and all other planets are round. some folks don't agree with that logic. after all, it sure doesn't feel like we're walking around on a sphere. journey with ethan and ryan through all the flat earth logic and evidence as they examine accounts and experiments ranging from flat earth flight tests to theories about dinosaur extinction and the earth's atmosphere. is the earth round? is the earth flat? listen in and form your own opinion. you may emerge a flat-earther after all!

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gay for pay? jk but srsly... podcasting ain't cheap and we appreciate your support: patreon.com/theoryqueery

theory queery is an independent podcast recorded and produced by ethan and ryan, two longtime pals who proudly identify with the lgbtq+ community. gay men hailing from small, rural towns in montana, ethan and ryan's journeys to queer podcasting started with their meeting in college, supporting each other in the coming out process, and eventually embracing and thriving in the gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex, et. al. community.

both guys have identified two mutual joys: (1) a fascination with conspiracy theories both sensible and outrageous, and (2) a tendency to slip into catty discourse while discussing virtually anything. their dream for this podcast is primarily to entertain, secondarily to inform, but above all, to increase visibility of the queer community by providing entertaining content that, while not inherently gay, is delivered by proud, outspoken members of the lgbt + family.