There Will Be Porn

Support us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.

This week they've reached #76, Dark Angels, a Blade style, Buffy inspired porn movie from 2000 about a queen vampire chasing down her prey, but making sure she gets sex first. 

For the first segment, Murda and Cait are just having a HOT GIRL SUMMER. They reveal their butt washing shower habits and who is the sweatiest.

Then they recap the porno movie.

Dark Angels, stars Sydnee Steele, Dillon Day, Jewel De'Nyle, and MIKE HORNER!!! Our favorite boy. On one dark night, theres a murder that implicates a young innocent woman, to soon become a part of the underworld. It all leads to a paranormal fight to the sunlight.

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There Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic)

Music Credit

“There Will Be Porn Theme Song” Dejen Tesfagiorgis : bit.ly/funnyreel 

Support us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.

This week they've reached #77, The Bitter End,  a historical rewrite of a sexy anal history,

For the first segment, Murda brings a history lesson on the enigmatic and truly awful J. Edgar Hoover, who was sexually repressed and depraved, like so many other powerful white men.

Then they recap the porno movie.

The Bitter End gives a spy/FBI romp of two agents infiltrating the dirt commie den of beatnik poets, lead by J. Edgar Hooter, and starring Rachel Ashley, Jack Baker, Deidre Black, and Peter North. Are you ready to have far out cosmic sex for the state?

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There Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic)

Music Credit

“There Will Be Porn Theme Song” Dejen Tesfagiorgis : bit.ly/funnyreel 

Support us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women,  watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.

PRIDE EDITION PART 2!!

We're dipping back into Micheal Lucas' La Dolce Vita, for the second part of the movie with Cait & Murda. The most important thing you can learn from this episode is that touching each other's butts feels great, and also hot dogs are delicious.

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There Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic)

Music Credit

“There Will Be Porn Theme Song” Dejen Tesfagiorgis : bit.ly/funnyreel 

Support us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women,  watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.

PRIDE EDITION!!!!

For the first segment, Cait and Murda discuss the ins & outs (WINK) of anal sex, and how essentially it's not  scary and everyone should be more familiar with their BUTTS!

Then they recap the porno movie.

In Micheal Lucas' La Dolce Vita, Cait & Murda watch some gorgeous men with big dicks just absolutely love each other, in EVERY. SINGLE. POSITION. IMAGINABLE!!!! It's a silly movie sucked straight out of the early 2000's and apparently the most expensive gay porn of all time, so you know it's fancy, and YOU KNOW how Meredith feels about fancy things.

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There Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic)

Music Credit

“There Will Be Porn Theme Song” Dejen Tesfagiorgis : bit.ly/funnyreel 

Support us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women,  watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.

The adult film for this episode is #2 of the series The Secret Gardenand #79 on the AVN's Greatest Adult Tapes countdown.

For the first segment, Cait and Murda bring back a segment from a previous Ashlyn Gere movie, where the hosts reenact a close interview with Ashlyn Gere, sourced from the deepest parts of the internet!

Then they recap the porno movie.

In Secret Garden Part 2, Cait & Murda are able to pull some pieces together from the debauchery of Secret Garden Part 1. Lily/Pan/Daisy reveals how she's involved in the Hyde family, through her mother's shunning and disappearance. There's revenge to be played out by the new woman in the house, or maybe it will all back fire on her.

Finally, they finish out by taking a porn quiz to learn what type of porn Cait is.

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There Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic)

Music Credit

“There Will Be Porn Theme Song” Dejen Tesfagiorgis : bit.ly/funnyreel 

Support us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women,  watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.

The adult film for this episode is a two-parter, specifically Part I of Secret Garden!

For the first segment, Cait and Murda try to dig into the mystery of Mike Horner. What is his life? Where is he? Where did he learn to be such a great cunnilinguist?!

Then they recap the porno movie.

In Secret Garden Part 1, Cait & Murda watch a family fall apart. The Hyde's have many secrets that all seem to revolve around sex and a mysterious woman, Pansy/Daisy. Starring a classic porno cast of Mike Horner, Ashlyn Gere, and Randy Spears. Cait & Murda try to guess how the secrets all cum together. Also, they're positive that this family started the housing crisis.

Finally, they finish out by talking about the cross over of finance and the porn industry. (Financial Advisor Porn)

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There Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic)

Music Credit

“There Will Be Porn Theme Song” Dejen Tesfagiorgis : bit.ly/funnyreel 

Support us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women,  watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.

The girls watch an international film,World Sex Tour 1, from 1992, starring Mark Davis, Sean Michaels, and all the eastern European girls they have sex with.

For the first segment, Cait and Murda discuss their sex pyramids, an old call back rom a game they played in their old podcast There Will Be Drinking.

Then they recap the porno movie.

Sure, it's directed by a guy named BIFF MALIBU, but that doesn't mean that this porn doesn't have something to teach us about foreign affairs. If you're looking for young women (too young, please stop doing this men) and double penetration (this you can of course keep doing with enthusiastic consent), then World Sex Tour 1 is perfect!

Finally, they finish out with a quick historical lesson about sex workers from yonder years and how bad ass they were.

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There Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic)

Music Credit

“There Will Be Porn Theme Song” Dejen Tesfagiorgis : bit.ly/funnyreel 

Support us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women,  watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.

This is part 2 of an interview series with Eitan Levine about his experience with the Adult Film Industry and specifically his coverage of the AVN Expo. Murda and cait discuss the rise of male sex dolls and the marketing of sex dolls in the sex toy industry, along with watch a VICE web-series called Slutever that features the host actually sleeping with a sex doll on tape.

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There Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic)

Music Credit

“There Will Be Porn Theme Song” Dejen Tesfagiorgis : bit.ly/funnyreel 

Support us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women,  watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.... but this week we're doing something different.

Cait and Murda recap Hamiltoe, the 2017 porn parody of the broadway musical Hamilton, AND are lucky enough interview Eitan Levine, journalist, comedian, and writer on Hamiltoe! Follow Eitan @eitanthegoalie

Interview starts at 18:24 for anyone skipping ahead.

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Links

There Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic)

AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time

Music Credit

“There Will Be Porn Theme Song” Dejen Tesfagiorgis : bit.ly/funnyreel 

Support us and More Banana Podcasts!

Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women,  watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.

If you've ever wondered, do they make porn musicals? YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS THEY DO!

Cait & Murda watch #81 My Bare Lady a remake of the classic film, My Fair Lady, but with a really sexy twist. In the first segment from Cait, the two re-enact the lost to time sequel to My Bare Lady, the 2006 My Bare Lady the reality TV show. Then the girls get into the nitty gritty of this dick sucking sing along, and test their ability to eat and watch porn at the same time. In the final segment, they enjoy some Russian Doll porn, which is musical, but not all that sexy actually.

Follow us @therewillprn on Instagram and Twitter

Also, follow our YouTube Channel and our Porn Hub Channel for animated shorts.

Check out more at therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com and morebanana.com

Links

There Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic)

AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time

Music Credit

“There Will Be Porn Theme Song” Dejen Tesfagiorgis : bit.ly/funnyreel