There Will Be Porn

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  • Cait & Murda Have A Personal Conflict – “Conflict” 1988

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     What happens when you take two “revolutionary” adult film directors and play pranks on them during the filming of “innovative” shoots? Conflict. Personal, devastating conflict.Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.This week in the podcast the ladies watch #96, Conflict, an adult film that was meant to be the Citizen Kane of porns. There’s sex toys. There’s toe fucking. There’s disappearing belts. And it all ends in an elaborate caper. Follow us @twbpodcast on Instagram and TwitterAlso, follow our YouTube Channel and our Porn Hub Channel for animated shorts. Check out more at therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com and morebanana.comLinks

    There Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic)

    AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All TimeConflict

    AdultDVD Empire (Our total porn boo)Music Credit

    “There Will Be Porn Theme Song” Dejen Tesfagiorgis : bit.ly/funnyreel

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    56 min
  • Cait & Murda Argue What A Real Whore Is - "Red Vibe Diaries" 1997

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     Maybe you’re curious about what women actually do with vibrators. This porn will definitely not answer any of those questions for you. Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.This week the ladies watch #97, The Red Vibe Diaries, a classic marital tale of a lonely housewife, who just needs that D so baaadddd! Cait & Murda find themselves in brothel, in the minds of LA housewives, and for a brief moment on Sesame Street. Listen to this episode with your handy dandy vibrator and make sure to lick it, because that’s definitely what how it’s supposed to work. Follow us @twbpodcast on Instagram and TwitterAlso, follow our YouTube Channel and our Porn Hub Channel for animated shorts. Check out more at therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com and morebanana.comLinksThere Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic)AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All TimeThe Red Vibe DiariesMusic Credit“There Will Be Porn Theme Song” Dejen Tesfagiorgis : bit.ly/funnyreel

     

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    1 hr 13 min
  • Cait & Murda Are Scared Of Plastic Sickness – “Texas Dildo Masquerade” 1998

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     Whoever said you can’t mix genres, has never seen a Horror-Comedy-Porn. Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.This week they watch Texas Dildo Masquerade, a X-rated spoof of the classic horror film, Texas Chainsaw Massacre. If you’re looking for blood and guts, you won’t find them in this movie, although there’s still plenty of bodily fluids. Cait & Murda explore a sillier side of porn watching, and become really concerned about the effects of BPAs on their libido. Follow us @twbpodcast on Instagram and TwitterAlso, follow our YouTube Channel and our Porn Hub Channel for animated shorts. Check out more at therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com and morebanana.comLinksThere Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic)AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All TimeIMDB Texas Dildo MasqueradeMusic Credit“There Will Be Porn Theme Song” Dejen Tesfagiorgis : bit.ly/funnyreel

     

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    1 hr 5 min
  • Cait & Murda Hate This Porn So Much – “Raw Talent” 1984

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     Trigger Warning : The film discussed in this episode depicts a fictional sexual assault. Not every porn is a winner. In fact, most of them are terrible based on poor filmography, acting, writing, and overall production. In the case of Raw Talent, it’s the opposite. Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. This week the ladies watch Raw Talent (1984), a movie about a young actor, who gets wrapped up in the adult film industry, and then uses violence and self-victimizing to process his failed acting career. If you like sex, karate, and Cait & Murda yelling at men, this is the episode for you!!Follow us @twbpodcast on Instagram and TwitterCheck out more at therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com and morebanana.comLinksThere Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic)AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All TimeIMBD Raw TalentMusic Credit“There Will Be Porn Theme Song” Dejen Tesfagiorgis : bit.ly/funnyreel

     

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    1 hr 1 min
  • Cait & Murda Watch Their First Porn(o) -“All That Sex” 1990

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     Men and women alike watch porn, whether they admit it or not.Cait & Murda watch vintage porn together to attempt to find any evidence of filmmaking, acting ability, writing quality, and anything actually sexy. One by one the ladies are watching the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time to see what vintage porn has to offer. In this episode, Cait & Murda watch All That Sex, a film made in 1990, starring some of the adult industry’s most prolific performers, including Ashlyn Gere and Randy Spears. The movie revolves around a sex crazed director, who essentially abuses his position to get his rocks off. It’s a surreal sci-fi porno that surprises Cait & Murda at many different positions. Follow us @twbpodcast on Instagram and TwitterCheck out more at therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com and morebanana.comLinks:There Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic)AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All TimeIMDB All That Sex CreditsAll That Sex Movie LinkMusic Credit“There Will Be Porn Theme Song” Dejen Tesfagiorgis : bit.ly/funnyreel

     

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  • [Re-Release] Twin Cheeks : A Twin Peaks Porn (1991)

    We’ve brought back a classic episode of There Will Be Drinking Recaps Twin Peaks Cait and Murda watch and recap a full porn called Twin Cheeks, based on the 90’s occult tv series Twin Peaks. This episode came out a year ago and was one of our favorite episodes to record and put out in the sweet world.

    Get ready for the new season of There Will Be Porn on May 31st with brand new episodes! We’re watching AVN’s Top 100 Adult Films starting with #100 “All That Sex” made in 1990.

    Please rate and subscribe on this feed to keep up with us! Follow us on the Instas @twbpodcast and email us at [email protected].

    Made with More Banana Productions. 

    47 min
  • There Will Be Porn(o) Podcast Trailer

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     Cait and Murda, hosts of There Will Be Drinking podcast, are launching a brand new show all about the ins and outs of classic porn. By watching the Top 100 Adult Films these two women are hoping that there will be fun, there will be learning, and there will be moments of real movie making.

    Episodes for Season 1 are releases every Hump Day. Follow everything at @twbpodcast on Instagram and Twitter.

    Original music by Dejen Tesfagiorgis: bit.ly/funnyreel

     

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Vintage porn recapped by millennial women who are mostly ok with butt stuff. Cait and Murda are going through the top 100 adult films to see if they're any good, if porn can even remotely be for…