--In this episode International talks about:

Miley Cyrus tongue overload; Charles Dickens being the Netflix of his day; Bumper sticker wisdom; The Holy Trinity’s hysterectomy; Useless crap we are taught in school; The power of connection; Where heaven resides; The greatest illusion on the planet; Lighting Roman candles inside and setting the curtains on fire; Where to find the best penis or vagina

--If that wasn’t enough, in this episode International also:

Offends the Oracle; Checks in with Jesus on a few important topics; Explains why Monday’s show doesn’t exist

…and so much more, it’s crazy.

--In this episode International talks about:

Sexually suggestive food brands; Enigmatic NMB directives; The secret to the universe; His soft spot for negative people; The Great Reset and the totally clueless “adults” behind it all; Posers who do yoga for the show of it; Script 8; The soul-searing boredom of sub-committees; The difference between black magic and white magic (it’s not a race thing); Accidentally swallowing fictitious pet medication aka “a mint”; The amazingness of nothing; His favorite yoga pose: the “Happy Sailor”; Incompetent Washington bureaucrats

--If that wasn’t enough, in this episode International also:

Tells Lulu Lemon’s unbelievable origin story (spoiler: none of it’s true); Ruins his ability to enjoy anything by obsessively understanding how it works; Gets really motivated right when the show is about to end

…and so much more, it’s crazy.

--In this episode International talks about:

Wyatt Earp’s gay mustache; Moving pictures & moving bowels; His Leatherman; Joseph Campbell’s underwear surprise; Glinda the Slutty Witch; Snaking people’s “feeling channel”; Saving 35 cents at Walmart; Rebelling against no one; His toxic obsession with Prime Day; Post-simulated jizz wad trauma

--If that wasn’t enough, in this episode International also:

Argues with Alfie; Admires his own tremendous acting talent; Does a Trump-Biden debate mashup; Gives his “no fun guaranteed” disclaimer (again); Wishes Eckhart Tolle didn’t put him to sleep so he could hear his message

… and so much more, it’s crazy.

--In this episode International talks about:

Hard mornings (no...not down there); Championship fights with his wife; Sucking on his childhood pacifier as an adult; People who hate change (aka everyone); His love affair with Barry Manilow; Enjoying his decline into cliché old person

--If that wasn’t enough, in this episode International also:

Sips on simulated jizz; Wonders why God needs dead goats as a sacrifice; Rejects all things little and cute; Compares his show to a penis; Is moved to tears by Guru Randhawa (you have to be there); Offers up another million dollar idea AGAIN (you’re still welcome)

… and so much more, it’s crazy.

--In this episode International talks about:

Sex education horror stories; Karmic payback (aka his kids); Decapitating baby chicks at Easter; Being manipulated by his microphone; Not watching the clock, despite being miserable; Frog atrocities; Deep, fundamental spiritual truths; Sadie the mangy dog he hated; Dumpster diving at McDonald’s; His sister taking insect entrails to the face; Being tied down and tortured by the point of a compass; Peeing in an interdimensional vortex

--If that wasn’t enough, in this episode International also:

Re-enacts coyotes eating his least favorite pets; Blames Core Chat for everything; Sings “I believe in miracles” to his wife -- and means it; Takes a respite from the insanity of the world (Join him!)

… and so much more, it’s crazy.

--In this episode International talks about:

His fat ass and rocking a paunch; Banning “work days”; Scripts 1 & 2; How the Covid crap divides and conquers; His legal coffee-sip break rights; The time before dude existed; Freedom from shame; Disgusting jobs he’s glad someone else does; Being a powerful artist; Dirty Yiddish deli menus; Boobie holders a.k.a. feminine chest support

--If that wasn’t already enough, International also:

Thanks Loverboy for getting him laid (a lot) in the 80’s; Hands out million dollar ideas -- you’re welcome

… and so much more, it’s crazy.

--In this episode International talks about:

The Prescription for Peace; Renée Zellweger’s love socket; Horror movies where the fat guy doesn’t die; How he doesn’t mean “no one” when he says “no one”; His chronic Post-It disease; Overcoming the denial of the call; Script 8; Being relentlessly pestered by the NMB’s; Unicorn poo

--If that wasn’t already enough, International also:

Procrastinates from procrastinating; Takes a fart break; Sings a love song to Core Chat; Impersonates Rod Stewart’s wife

… and so much more, it’s crazy.

--In this episode International talks about:

Paradigm shifts vs. paradigm inversions; The method to Earth’s madness; His nostalgia for social civility; Emily Dickenson’s sex addiction; Dating Spock; The worst fart known to man; How we hurt God’s feelings; Swallowing frogs

--If that wasn’t enough, International also:

Makes up a jingle for Google; Improves on Casablanca’s classic dialogue; Doesn’t sing anything (except the Google jingle)

… and so much more, it’s crazy.

--In this episode International talks about:

The Prescription for Peace (a lot); Led Zeppelin ripping off unknown bands; The Old World dying and the New World being born; Parents having sex; Newborns and sucking on tits; Sifting through spontaneous vomit; Drug addicts preferring speedballs; Why there’s insanity on planet Earth; Rex Harrison’s inability to sing

--If that wasn’t enough, International also:

Sings the theme song from Alfie; Does genius celebrity impression mash-ups

… and much, much more.

--In this episode International talks about:

Iced coffee without ice; Jogging with Madonna; His wife’s hot pussy; Getting pried from Hollywood with a crowbar; Sympathizing with Joan Crawford; Lana Del Ray’s real name; The “wind between his cheeks”; The most famous unfunny comedian ever; Designated driving junkies around Los Angeles

--If that wasn’t enough, International also:

Burps audibly; Sings the lyrics to showtunes (Gigi, in particular)

… and much, much more.