They Call Him International

***IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL TALKS ABOUT...***

His favorite holiday (tune in to hear which one); Doing a handstand on his nightstand; What streaming service God watches; The bursting of America’s bubble; Trump supporters you didn’t know were Trump supporters; Terrible ideas, courtesy of the US Military; How limitation and illusion create art; Conservatives are the new Liberals? WTF??!; Old World power & the attack on human connection

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...***

Insists he’s not upset, while ranting about messing up his checklist; Hums an accidental mashup of The Twilight Zone and Jaws; Waxes nostalgic for the time when he didn’t care who was president or governor; Uses weather patterns to forecast the planet’s future (it’s genius, ladies); Goes to war with a treacherous app

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***

***IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL TALKS ABOUT...***

Fart leanings vs. political leanings (are they connected?); His inability to stop out-thinking himself; The lost, holy experience of barter; Spending quality time with his amazing son; The latest ‘We News’ from planet Hurts (aka Earth); New World currency (ie, Clarity and Certainty); Emotional drugs worse than crack; Odey the apocalyptic banker; Sexy wizard conjurings; Terrible sheepskin shoes he made that no one wants (including him)

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...***

Pretends to sell the sheepskin shoes no one wants and guess what? Nobody wants them; Re-enacts how money was invented; Indulges himself on a blaming spree; Makes the Oracle cry; Commiserates (post cry) with the Oracle around how useless Core Chat can be; Dedicates this show to the meek

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***

***IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL TALKS ABOUT...***

“Banging” Mike, his biggest gay fan; Being a maniacally determined story master; An Oscar winning movie about ladders; Video store porn sections with sticky curtains; Humanity’s ultimate vulnerability; Useless Sally Field facts; Experiencing the imperative: change or die; How consciousness informs the reality we inhabit; The Forces of Rebellion and the Rebel-in-Chief; Old World simulation: the game you can't win

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...***

Makes stupid jokes that aren’t funny; Annoys and frustrates the Oracle (and himself); Invents the most boring podcast EVER; Confesses part of him still wants to be liked; Resists temptation and actually sticks to his notes (for once)

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***

***IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL TALKS ABOUT...***

New World vs. Old World narrative -- it looks the same but is 100% different; Fake sorry vs. real sorry; Sexy Covid facemasks that drive men crazy for luscious, forbidden lips (sorry, guys, it’s satire); The insensitivity in apology appropriation; Sending Yin Yang symbols to celebrities; Sexy girls and passionate love bites; Swallowing micro-puke; Tragic deepthroat accidents; His internal handicaps (no, he doesn’t get special parking spots); The hottest band you’ve never heard of; Launching the war on pain!

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, INTERNATIONAL ALSO…***

Gets depressed and angry about the state of the world; Reads the news and gets even more depressed (join him!); Does an overhaul on woke rules; Has an intimate, but frank, conversation with Anne Hathaway; Gets mad and threatens “crowd noise” sound FX for the rest of the show; Laments over his imaginary producer Jack’s inability to overcome his sexual indiscretions

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!***

***IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL TALKS ABOUT...***

Working in an office where everyone is tripping on watercooler acid; Childhood trauma inflicted on him by the cruel Ms. Perón and Mr. Todd; The necessity of relying on miracles in the New World; Why we don’t sacrifice our prize goats to God anymore (and it isn’t because you don’t have goats); The greatest twist EVER written… EVER!!; His encounter with the benevolent aliens; A most-important Divine teaching delivered in a Texas Holiday Inn; Going through spiritual gateways with aplomb (not fruit); The two remaining uncharted terrains: space and the non-material realm

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, INTERNATIONAL ALSO…***

Exchanges acronyms with hip, intergalactic aliens; Places an imaginary phone call to performing artist Christopher Cross about important matters; Does a historically-inaccurate re-enactment of the first European explorers to encounter Africa; Tries, but can’t stop himself from singing multiple show tunes, in various character voices; Laments at being unable to fire Jack, his imaginary producer

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!***

***IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL TALKS ABOUT...***

Worrying about the planet at 3am; Show tunes, John Waters movies, and other gay indulgences; The unseen battle currently raging in the Heavens; His kids’ unapologetic snot diet; Unconscious storytelling and compulsive repetition of the past; NMB’s as NPC’s (for the gamers out there); Alien anal probing: healing or harmful?; How to escape the Old World narrative; Actors that eat dog turds; Stealing consciousness by doing drugs; Historic landmarks that L.A. ruined

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, INTERNATIONAL ALSO…***

Does a sound-sculpture of Pure Creation; Explains why peace on the planet is guaranteed, no matter what; Points out which people are the real problem (and it isn’t the ones that have problems); Meanders down a long tangent and almost spends the rest of his life there; Redefines earth’s crazy drama as celestial entertainment; Comes up with the acronym OGD

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!***

***IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL TALKS ABOUT...***

Podcast polyamory; Deep-throating illusion; Our good friend Mr. Shame; Traumatizing incidents in YMCA hot tubs; His love of party dip; Navigating the occult as a mystic; Breast wart courtyards (don’t ask); Five finger knuckle sandwiches (don’t ask again); A man’s possessive relationship to his vagina; Teachable courses for tit sucking

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, INTERNATIONAL ALSO…***

Has a lot of serious fun; Lays out the path to freedom and liberation; Re-enacts primal programming gone wrong; Reads poetry (it’s quite soothing); Points out there is no normal to return to; Imagines a baby trying to survive being thrown in a dumpster

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!***

--In this episode International talks about:

Frogs crawling into his throat from his ass; The goings on at Chez International; Taking on the demon blow-hards; What men don’t do in locker rooms; Script 4 - Bridge the Divide; Vanquishing darkness by transcending polarity; Lock ‘Em Up Reilly and Gallager’s Bathhouse; Magic as a New World utility

--If that wasn’t enough, in this episode International also:

Sings a Velvet Underground song about addiction; Compares wrist communication devices with Dick Tracy; Proclaims truths that may seem crazy now but will one day be seen as revolutionary; Explains why William Wallace didn’t listen to Joseph Campbell

…and so much more, it’s crazy.

--In this episode International talks about:

Monkeys flinging poo; Becoming a whiny teenage girl at BestBuy; Foreskin lint; Sugary Starbucks drinks; Inhumane human resources; Getting arrested by the podcast police

--If that wasn’t enough, in this episode International also:

Doesn’t explain why he got up at 3am; Continues to work through his simulated jizz wad trauma; Competes with the Oracle for who’s more depressed; Fires an assistant he doesn’t have; Ponders how things might have been if humans’ hearts had grown bigger instead of their brains

…and so much more, it’s crazy.

--In this episode International talks about:

Discovering Zoom before everyone else; Blocking old ladies in crosswalks for no reason; The destructive evolution of technology; Masterbating in business meetings; Apology tours; Pressing the reload button on your life; Human beings exploding; Empty Zoom tile trauma; Reckoning with the hubris of man; X’s for eyes (hint: that means dead)

--If that wasn’t enough, in this episode International also:

Expands Mirriam & Webster’s vocabulary; Gets unwittingly sucked into the insanity of the news; Re-enacts several highly inappropriate Zoom conference faux-pas

… and so much more, it’s crazy.