They Called This a Movie

It's officially October and you know what that means: it's time for a full month of horror movie episodes. We kick off this month with an oddball movie from 1979 starring The Rifleman himself, Chuck Connors. It's Tourist Trap on this week's They Called This a Movie. 

Join us as we discuss the similarities to other movies, imagine what Chuck Connors was thinking while on set, and the unnecessary telekinesis. 

Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie.

This week, we're hanging out with a blind Rutger Hauer and one of the kids from Step By Step, as we watch Blind Fury, the 1989 American remake of the 16th Zatoichi sequel. 

Join us as we discuss Rutger Hauer's attempts to portray being blind, the chemistry between him and Brandon Call, and one of the main villains being typecast as a dirtbag. We also create a Tier List for Fictional Swordsmen. 

Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie.

Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram @dkat_productions.

We're strapping on our muscle-enhancing gauntlets and trying to save the world with pathological liar Terry Bollea, as we watch the first attempt to turn Hulk Hogan into a kids movie icon. It's Suburban Commando on this week's episode of They Called This a Movie. 

Join us as we talk about Hulk Hogan's wooden personality, Christopher Lloyd putting this movie on his back, and we agree on the surprising feelings we have for Shelley Duvall. We also spend our third segment parsing through the many lies of the Hulkster in a new game. 


Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie.

Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram @dkat_productions.

We're spending this spooky Friday with Corey Feldman and Crispin Glover, as we continue our tradition of watching Friday the 13th on Friday the 13th. This week, we're watching the fourth installment, which breaks its promise of being the last one. It's Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter on this episode of They Called This a Movie. 

Join us as we discuss Corey Feldman's bald head, Crispin Glover's dancing, and all the defenestration that one movie can handle. 

Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie.

Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram @dkat_productions.

We're making deals with the Devil an immediately finding ways to get out of them this week, as we return to the unique mind of Rudy Ray Moore. This week, we're watching Petey Wheatstraw, unofficially title Petey Wheatstraw: The Devil's Son-in-Law. 

Join us as we discuss demons in Halloween capes, Rudy Ray Moore's comedic stylings, and the inspiration this movie serves for one of our favorite movies. 

Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie.

Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram @dkat_productions.

Grab your D20s and roll for initiative as we talk about some nerd stuff with the high fantasy disaster, Dungeons & Dragons, the 2000 version. 

Join us as we discuss Thora Birch: Charisma Vacuum, the Playstation 1 level CG, and how it compares to the made-for-TV miniseries, Merlin. 

Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie.

Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram @dkat_productions.

It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Playoffs and Powers Booth has taken the Vice President hostage. Ther's only one man that can save the day, after Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger all said they were too busy. It's JCVD in Sudden Death on this week's They Called This a Movie. 

Join us as we discuss the son's easy paycheck, the inconspicuous Belgian accent, and impromptu goalie replacements. 

Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie.

Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram @dkat_productions.

Zach Galligan gets rid of the gremlins and Phoebe Cates and finds himself a wife hellbent on killing him for his inheritence. Standing in her way is his brother and the world's worst therapist. It's the erotice thriller Mortal Passions on this week's episode of They Called This a Movie. 

Join us as we discuss half-baked murder plots, try to figure out who's at fault, and discuss the out-of-nowhere conclusion. 

Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie.

Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram @dkat_productions.

Dinosaurs are back, thanks to evil billionaires with ulterior motives. This week, we're watching Whoopi Goldberg suffer through a movie that she was legally obligated to appear in. It's 1995's buddy cop film, Theodore Rex, the most expensive direct-to-video movie made at one point. 

Join us as we discuss the behind-the-scenes legal issues, the Power Rangers-level sets, and the fact that Teddy may be the worst dinosaur ever. 

Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie.

Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram @dkat_productions.

We're headed to South America to find gold using psychic abilities this week, as we're watching the Ron Howard-produced forgotten adventure romcom, Vibes, starring Jeff Goldblum and Cyndi Lauper. 

Join us as we discuss the lack of chemistry between the two leads, Peter Falk stealing every scene, and how the movie does more than it needs to do. 

Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie.

Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram @dkat_productions.