They Come to America

They Come to America

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They Come to America episodes

  • Ep. 25. Colorado (Part 2)
    What has enormous (ahem) peaks, a square body, and is constantly letting stoners enter them unquestioningly? If you said that girl that's on the mattress out behind the Mexican restaurant, you clearly have forgotten about the great state of Colorado, replete with towering snowcapped majestic ranges, a preponderance of very scary heavily armed people, and a lot of really annoying stoners and the kind of drifters that wanna cut you. Come for part one, won't you? We're joined by Tim Browne of Elway and Dirty Shrines fame. I think this one is a three-parter so put on your snow pants, grab your chillum and settle in for the avalanche.

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    50 min
  • Ep. 24. Colorado (Part 1)
    What has enormous (ahem) peaks, a square body, and is constantly letting stoners enter them unquestioningly? If you said that girl that's on the mattress out behind the Mexican restaurant, you clearly have forgotten about the great state of Colorado, replete with towering snowcapped majestic ranges, a preponderance of very scary heavily armed people, and a lot of really annoying stoners and the kind of drifters that wanna cut you. Come for part one, won't you? We're joined by Tim Browne of Elway and Dirty Shrines fame. I think this one is a three-parter so put on your snow pants, grab your chillum and settle in for the avalanche.

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    54 min
  • Ep. 23 Wisconsin
    What does a cop in a jockstrap and breakaway pants, cheddar cheese, rampant alcoholism, an accent that makes Minnesota and Chicago sound like nice inflections by comparison, and a guy who used to keep dicks in his fridge have in common? That's right! They are all right at home in Wisconsin! We're joined by the mighty Officer Bradford of Masked Intruder for this snowmobile excursion into what makes the home of Old Style beer one of the most interesting places in all of the greater Wisconsin area.

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    1 hr 18 min
  • Ep. 22. Florida (Part 2)
    This week Marti and his humble steed dr. Beexo brave the wild swamps of Florida where the people are wasted, the syphilis and meth rage with the power of a thousand godless suns and the faces are edible. James bowman of against me lends a little much needed dignity to this sordid affair.

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    43 min
  • Ep. 21. Florida (Part 1)
    This week Marti and his humble steed Dr. Beexo brave the wild swamps of Florida where the people are wasted, Syphilis and meth rage with the power of a thousand godless suns, and the faces are edible. James Bowman of Against Me lends a little much-needed dignity to this sordid affair.

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    45 min
  • Ep. 20. Hawaii
    The map of the state of Hawaii is evocative of many things, not the least of which is a splash of semen across your mom's back, but we're not dwelling on that. This week we're joined by legendary musician and label owner Mike Park and we talk meth, spam, gorgeous beaches, and what it was like when someone saw someone else's mom naked.

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    53 min
  • Ep. 19. Virginia (Part Two!)
    We're back with America's mom: Tim Barry of avail! Virginia is for lovers, for dead strippers, and um…guys with weird dreadlocks. Part two is better than part one so strap in and hold onto your last few teeth.

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    51 min
  • Ep. 18. Virginia (Part One!)
    Virginia punk rock legend Tim Barry of Avail stops hopping trains to tell us all about…well, he said he didn't have any stories, but everything he says is a story, so strap in for round one of Virginia shenanigans.

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    47 min
  • Ep. 17. North Carolina (part 2!)
    And like magic, Magic Mike Casey has returned to finish telling us about the only Carolina cooler than South Carolina. Come for the experiences and bbq, stay because Mike made you disappear.

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    47 min
  • Ep. 16. North Carolina (Part One!)
    Uh oh! It's magic. To discuss our experiences in the vastly cooler of the Carolina, we enlisted magician to the stars, Mike Casey, who somehow split this episode in two with nothing up his sleeve

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    59 min

About They Come to America

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Matt Marti and his sidekick Brendan Kelly are exploring what makes each of our fifty states tick. Each week, a guest will join Matt and they'll discuss some stuff that they've experienced in whatever…