You thought North Carolina was a pigfuckerry? Wait till you hear about South Carolina. We’re joined by Justin from the mighty Susto, we do a deep dive into the hegemonic infrastructure that now plagues modern America. Just kidding. We mostly talk about our dicks.

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You thought North Carolina was a pigfuckerry? Wait till you hear about South Carolina. We’re joined by Justin from the mighty Susto, we do a deep dive into the hegemonic infrastructure that now plagues modern America. Just kidding. We mostly talk about our dicks.

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What can you say about Iowa that you can’t say about Hitler: it’s mostly white, very German, and has a disproportionate influence on national policy. Also, lots of corn. We’re joined by Drew Johnson to discuss the finer points of the state that’s name is literally the placeholder for “a place where you don’t want to go that no one gives a shit about and where people don’t understand the finer things.” Let’s party.

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What can you say about Iowa that you can’t say about Hitler: it’s mostly white, very German, and has a disproportionate influence on national policy. Also, lots of corn. We’re joined by Drew Johnson to discuss the finer points of the state that’s name is literally the placeholder for “a place where you don’t want to go that no one gives a shit about and where people don’t understand the finer things.” Let’s party.

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John McCain! Not celebrating Martin Luther King Day! Horrifying anti-immigration laws, which is weird because they have the best burritos (bean and cheese wrapped in the yellow paper), colleges chock full of STDs, and the home of that guy that knocked out Danzig. That’s right! This week we come to Arizona and we have celebrated master chef Anthony Direnzo with us to tell us all about the weird laws surrounding the cacti. Come for the lack of daylight savings time, leave because you’ve been deported. 

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John McCain! Not celebrating Martin Luther King Day! Horrifying anti-immigration laws, which is weird because they have the best burritos (bean and cheese wrapped in the yellow paper), colleges chock full of STDs, and the home of that guy that knocked out Danzig. That’s right! This week we come to Arizona and we have celebrated master chef Anthony Direnzo with us to tell us all about the weird laws surrounding the cacti. Come for the lack of daylight savings time, leave because you’ve been deported. 

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Featuring the handsome (some would say TOOO handsome) famed producer Mike Kennerty, also of the All American Rejects, we discuss the great panhandle state: Oklahoma: It’s one of the last great bastions of indigenous people in this genocidal nation, it’s got a weird thing where the beer has to have almost no alcohol in it and everyone I’ve ever met from there is a complete reckless maniac anyway. Once I ate 3 feet of corn dog at a St Patricks day fair there. Take that, Dublin. 

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Featuring the handsome (some would say TOOO handsome) famed producer Mike Kennerty, also of the All American Rejects, we discuss the great panhandle state: Oklahoma: It’s one of the last great bastions of indigenous people in this genocidal nation, it’s got a weird thing where the beer has to have almost no alcohol in it and everyone I’ve ever met from there is a complete reckless maniac anyway. Once I ate 3 feet of corn dog at a St Patricks day fair there. Take that, Dublin. 

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Well, I’ll be dipped in shit! Turns out we had some yarns to spin about our times in Tennessee and we dun fucked a few of our cousins just to keep the spirit of the culture alive. Also Elvis. But not really. Although Cory did bang one of his cousins in one of Elvis’s cars (not actually one of his cousins).

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Tennessee. It’s the subject of a song by Arrested Development (the hip hop group that wore bleached overalls, not the show starring Jessica Walter), and we’re coming there this week to bang your cousins. We’re joined by Cory Brannan, one of the greatest living artists producing true saloon music in this era, maybe the best. Come for the skinheads, stay for the other hick shit.

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