Things I Hate

new drop, Sauron/Sauromon, Welcome! /man slut uniform, shows/dates/big news!, out of touch with da yout, big bongs, exploding sun, animals are perfectly suited, yelling at people is a luxury, “I can’t help it, I’m a ______”, soft pickles, hate french sometimes, cringe memory repression, ksy frat, animal war, crotch holes, hair keeps getting longer, expired foods lessons, timex pillow

Change for stupid apple, Insecure moment, Poop yelling, Easy drinks, Voicemail nurse STI, No pants tailor button, Mike Russia stories, One dish soap, Nephews toothpaste, Running outfit, Suddenly, no clothes, Hangnail heroin addicts, Loving arms race, JOKES!, VOICES!

Opening song: People Everyday, Arrested Development (Metamorphisis mix), Confusing grapes, Stupid vegan sandwiches, Best kombucha party, YouTube secrets, Friend drama, Simple phone numbers, No butts in cans, “Harder than sticker glue”, Gotta thrift, Forrest Gump situations, Grimmy the Grublin, Voices!, Virgin sex ed teacher, Multiple porn sites, “I didn’t hear you, I just stopped trying”, Spit, No? Then pee. …No??

Opening song: Return of the Guild Navigator by Otis MacDonald, Quit my job! Lick my ass, First purchases with funds, Short button down shirts, Short people are wasteful, Shout out to my new job, Life updates, Limp dick pad, Butter bell shout out, Coolest lady at the sex club, Sometimes it’s hard to say no, Cindy and Her First Sex Club, RETURN TO Coolest lady at the sex club, Lady friend tradeoff, Ignat Lang, Different middle eastern names, Ban stickers? Ban glue? Sensory enhancement device, Grease fire, Secret recipes, Waterbottle overthink

I am joined by guests Michelle Forrester (@michelleforrester), Mike Leitus (@humanraccoonmigz), and Joel Slavik (@joelslavik). Yes I know I said I hate guests, but there's not really any rules to this, whatever it's fine

Opening song: You Got To Be You by Vulfpeck, Suburb radio DJs, I have covid! (Still alive tho lol), Clock upgrade, Fuck work, Tab drinks, Why are white ppl so square, Hells Angels story, Shitty news, Team work, Noted, Empathy for the government, Shawshank, the perfect movie?, Penthouse letters

Intro song, 21st Century Schizoid Man by King Crimson, Mexican hood, Beach vendors, Pro beach rapper, Legends of the Fall, No disdain for rap, Quiche Lorraine, Court photogs, Bag lady, Isn’t ‘little person’ worse than ‘midget’?, AeroMexico, Fuck border agents, Taxis, use Google Maps

Intro songs: 'Train Love' by Your Old Droog, 'Time's Up' by O.C., family fight, male friendships, work nerds, baggy clothes, a couple other things

Jewish bacon, obnoxious drunk, annnndddd I'm trying to remember, flies probably? Oh I talk about how I was a super intense kid that quoted shakespeare once

Super angry epsidoe, talking about fruit flies or something i forget