Things That Will Burn In Hell with Phoenix West

If you're here to fuck around then tune out. This episode is only for those that are serious about their fitness and nutrition regiments. Fast food is a bullet and you're loading your own fat, face gun. You make me sick. Go get health and fitness advice at our website.

I say no thank you to boring war on the sky. Just... no thank you.

How can a people make such delicious sushi when they are so into used panties? Not just into them but they need vending machines for them for when they are on the go and are used panty-less. It's that big of a necessity that they have to be able to access them at any given moment. Anyway, some of their food is terrifying. Enjoy this if you can. It's used panty-less just like a culture should be.

TMZzzzzzzzzzzzz. This was an angry episode.

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Space...the boring frontier. These are the rantings of a star movie hating lunatic. Or they're okay. Either way.

This episode just happens to land exacly one week after the real Christmas and it's driving me insane that if I started this series a week earlier it would have been the official Christmas episode. Fuck it though. I mean... yeah, fuck it.

If your mouth is stapled to the inside of your goddamn mouth and you don't have lips then deaf people can't lip read you. I call bullshit. The only thing they teach on this street is how to skip school to hang out with trash monsters and cookie junkies.

Steven Seagal ruined it for everyone. EVERYONE. Blame him for my aggression. Also, stop putting rappers in your films unless the film is about rapping. Because obviously.