Things That Will Burn In Hell with Phoenix West

Freddy Kruger + The Crow - everything about those characters that makes them awesome = Edward Scissorhands.

Go on, tuck that dirty shirt into your jeans. You'll look like you walked out of a Mad Men episode. Your dick will never dry.

This is probably the longest skit on the show. It gets really creepy but that's what happens when YOU BREAK UP WITH ME BETHANY!!! RIP Emily.

Andy Warhol does not equal art. Twisted Metal is a video game and is not art. But the video game is art. It gets confusing.

Vaginaccident. Clitowreck. Mini-Vulvan-Collision. Pull Ovaries and give the motormenstralcycles some womb to drive! And so on.

Cars go vrooom in a circle. Repeat. Repeat the same shitty mistakes. Your life is a shitty full-circle joke.

This is an interesting episode. It caused a Siri time loop that I still haven't escaped from. Look to LIW+ to see the behind the scenes footage. Homeless Doo and his gang of fuck-ups was apparently a famous cartoon.

Stop it. Yes, it's cute. Yes, it's stupid. Yes, your animals hate you for it. Stop it.

Sad with your shitty life? Pretend to be someone famous... who was also sad with their life. Continue the sad-cycle. Keep peddling!

I'm pretty sure Will Smith somehow appeared in the background of one of these episodes and he was showering. He just loves it.