Things to CN do

Listen, are you tried of feeling groggy and listening to Instagram influences telling you that celery juice is going to cure your hangover. Those 18 mimosas you chugged last night Becky aren't going to do you any favors in the temple of iron tomorrow. The guys discuss the best meals to eat before, during, and after your workouts to ensure you and everyone else get the most of it. The power of science, and intimidation of a live octopus are just a couple things explored. Also the dangers of being alone at a water park, and planning the perfect cooking show. We finally ask the long overdue question, "How old is too old to go to the Water Park alone?"

Chris and Mike break shatter stereotypes when it come to fruit. Why avocado's have no place in your fridge, orange juice is the worst scam since big Pharma, and cucumbers deserve their own religion among many others. Also, does music in the gym make you weak? Find out why the answer is yes. 

Learn to traverse the dangerous labyrinth that is Nation's Fresh Foods. From shark meat to pig blood, Honeydew soda to squid crackers. Chris and Mike discuss what to and not to buy. Also the guy's get into another Tiktok trend, should we all be doing coffee enema's? listen to find out.

Wait, so you're telling us there is more than 2 ways to eat chicken breast!? Listen, we were just as shocked as you are and somehow managed to write an entire episode. Spending one hour of your day listening to this will give you a greater appreciation of how many different ways your microwave can cook chicken. Honestly, if any of you know Zac Efron can you please ask him for his chicken breast smoothie episode since he ghosted us last week. We really have no idea how to talk about chicken for almost 90 minutes so I guess we'll ... wing it ... 

Unless you're The Rock and you have a private outdoor gym helicoptered to your private island (who even know's where he lives), you're probably in the same boat we are in. If you've ever had a conversation with someone and you didn't talk about how often you workout at the gym, you'll understand how grave the situation is right now. What are we supposed to do now, develop a personality? We here at 'Things to CN do' are sick of confining our post workout pump selfies to our bedrooms and have planned out how the gym is going to solve this pandemic. Once, you get through the introduction of us discussing the real probability that squirrel drones are spying on us, we promise that our solution will solve the gym crisis and restore order to the basic bro equilibrium. 

Listen we don't take many things seriously, but let's tone it down for a second. Some people go here for necessity, but we may be the only ones who go for leisure and sometimes leave empty handed. We've gone on dates, celebrated birthdays, signed leases and made life long friends inside these establishments, so our two cents are the ones you should take. Figure out why the No Frills marketing team is crushing it (are we Haulers now?) and why Whole Foods is selling you the new age American Dream on this weeks episode. If you don't end up doing a tour around the grocery stores of Southern Ontario after this episode we've failed you. Stay tuned next month when we get Zehrs tattooed across our necks.  

Remember being a little too young to be going out on the town, but somehow your older friend brings you behind an alley in downtown and Ta-Da next thing you know you're pouring yourself a pitcher? No this isn't a scene from a horror movie where you wake up without a kidney, this is the magic of the Green Room (or so it used to be). Come join Chris & Mike while they dive deep into the magical world of gang violence, fake business licenses and obscure menus that is this dive bar. If the Vietnamese mafia is listening, just know we got your back. Also, listen Korean baseball is totally underrated you'll get a lot of inside knowledge from us.