In episode 10 of Season 2 of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, THE FINAL EPISODE OF SEASON 2(!), Jareth & Sam fell asleep and when they woke up, they realised it was all a dream! Because that's what happens in this star-studded calamity, North from 1994. A spoilt kid decides to get new parents and goes on a world tour to find them. Then wakes up and it was all a dream. We really did save the worst till last this season.

In the ninth episode of Season 2 of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam became immortal while enduring the mess and chaos that is Highlander 2 from 1991. Well, it felt like we became immortal, because this dragged on for so long that time itself stood still. Highlander (One) is a classic movie that will stand the test of time. This shitshow, however, is best assigned to the shit bin. Forever. We're sure Connery and Lambert regretted this 'Part 2' because it was just a money-maker gone wrong.

In the eighth episode of Season 2 of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam didn't listen to the voicemail from themselves in the future. If they had, they'd be dead. That's the plot for this stinker, One Missed Call from 2008. It's an unnecessary remake that left us confused and yearning to watch the Japanese original. From flip phones to mysterious boiled sweets, this movie is a great example of what happens when J-Horror gets turned into Americo-bullcrap.

In the seventh episode of Season 2 of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam went mining through the depths of Gold Diggers from 2003. When a couple of dumb swindlers meet another pair of dumb swindlers, you'd expect it to be comedy gold. WRONG. This movie has about as much humour in it as the Sahara desert has water. It's got the Sherminator from American Pie in it. It's not got Gold Digger by Kanye West in it, because that didn't come out until 2 years later.

In the sixth episode of Season 2 of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam got pretty glonky watching Reefer Madness from 1936. This bizarre and deluded church sponsored anti-marijuana movie is perhaps the worst anti-drug propaganda information ever published, leaving us wondering if someone at the church had been given heroin and was just told it was marijuana. From weird social situations to murder, this movie has no redeeming features...apart from being available to watch in full on it's own wikipedia page. #devilslettuce

In the fifth episode of Season 2 of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam make fun of Troll 2 from 1990. When a hapless family decide to spend some time in the country, they inadvertently fall into a trap set by goblins in order to eat them by turning them into plants. The movie's only redeeming feature is the goblin Queen, who delivers the best acting one could only expect from someone cast as the goblin Queen. Apart from that it's a fuckin shitfest, which makes our job a lot easier. #dontdrinkgoblinmilk

In the third episode of Season 2 of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam talk about House Of The Dead from 2003 without somehow losing the will to live. Uwe Boll directed this pile of dross believing it would make him successful. It did not, and he's never been able to shake off the reputation he created for himself by making a film containing mainly boobs (actual and metaphorical) and lots of fake blood. Sega sponsored it, since it was their video game originally...which we're sure they still regret too.

In the second episode of Season 2 of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam explain how Mariah Carey’s ‘Glitter’ from 2001 should be renamed ‘Shitter’. From foster homes to superstardom with the help of a ‘hip, streetwise disc jockey’, Shitter was so bad that it’s lack of success was blamed on 9-11. Mariah denies it is an auto-biographical spin on her life, yet it exactly mirrors her rise to fame. Please stick to singing Mariah, because you are much better at that.