Things Wot Not 2 Watch #twn2w

By Jareth and Sam

We watch bad movies. Then we talk about them.

Join Jareth and Sam on a journey through some of the worst movies ever made.

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Things Wot Not 2 Watch #twn2w episodes:

April 22, 2021 Episode 10: Simon Sez
In episode 10 of Things Wot not 2 Watch, THE FINAL EPISODE OF SEASON ONE(!), Jareth & Sam managed to live through Simon Sez from 1999 starring Dennis Rodman and Dane Cook. Whoever thought Rodman would make a convincing spy needs their head checked, because there is no way on god's green earth that a 6'7" ex-Chicago Bulls power forward with bleach blond hair and multiple facial piercings could ever be covert. Join us as we try to explain what happens when someone gets kidnapped and Rodman tries to rescue them with the help of fake monks and a feisty woman, in a 35 year old Citroen car which can parachute off cliffs, and go on two wheels as if by magic...#simonsezpleasedontwatchthismovie
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56min
April 16, 2021 Episode 9: Run For Your Wife
In episode 9 of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam get all 'cor blimey guvnor' as they try to explain what happens in Run For Your Wife starring Danny Dyer from 2012. Written, produced and directed by Ray Cooney, this is the silver screen adaptation of his long running play of the same name. It did not translate well into a movie and it shows, it was widely panned and even labelled as the worst British film ever made. It's about a bigamous London cabbie juggling two wives at opposite ends of London and trying not to get rumbled; the sheer logistics are mind boggling as are the random cameos from the dumping ground of British Television. #DannyDyerisarightoldshhhlagggg #myjohnny
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37min
April 09, 2021 Episode 8: Swept Away
In episode 8 of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam talk about the 2002 failure Swept Away featuring Madonna, directed by her then husband Guy Ritchie. We don’t know what surprised us more, the fact that this piece of crap was directed by Ritchie or that he ever took punt on his wife being the main character…drivel, drivel and more drivel but it's a useful movie if you want 90 minutes to feel like lifetime…Madonna stranded on an island with an Italian whilst all the viewers are down on their knees, just like a prayer, wishing Madonna had stuck to singing! #earwaxcandlesandcleanbedsheets
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33min
April 02, 2021 Episode 7: Birdemic
In episode seven of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth &Sam delve into the truly shocking and terrible Birdemic: Shock and Terror from 2010. Very loosely based on Hitchcock's 1963 classic 'Birds', Birdemic is the brainchild of James Nguyen, a former software salesman, which is ironic because the CGI in this movie is about as believable as the acting. With a loose plot and and even looser environmental message, it is clear that the 4 years it took for Nguyen to make this movie were badly spent. #killkillerbirdswithcoathangersyesthatwillwork
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March 25, 2021 Episode 6: Deathstalker III
In episode six of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam talk about the third installment of the thrilling and poetic Deathstalker saga from the 1980s. They called him the poor man’s Conan the Barbarian but he’s anything but…in fact he very much resembles an accountant for Slough based paper company! Whether its Batman themed war helmets, Fagin style wizards or an evil emperor often referred to as a well-known Swedish-Swiss multinational food packaging company, this episode is utter bat shit! Join us on this rather confusing journey through a movie not destined for greatness whatsoever. #WhatIsSheDoingWithThatNecklace
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38min
February 25, 2021 Episode 5: The Room
In episode five of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam enter The Room from 2003. It's official. We have found the holy grail of bad movies. Some might say the original bad movie. A movie so bad it had another movie made about how bad it is! The Room is a baffling, bewildering yet utterly fascinating tale of friendship, love and betrayal. It's almost impossible not to watch. #youretearingmeapartlisa #ohhimark
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48min
February 18, 2021 Episode 4: Pledge This
In episode four of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam review the awful 2006 movie Pledge This featuring Paris Hilton. Some would say she starred in it, but that would imply some kind of talent. This semi-naked minefield of a movie serves up grossly over dramatic scenes showcasing the 'American college experience' and also just how hopelessly shallow Paris Hilton is. Disgusting initiation rituals made this one hard to digest, and the only thing we pledge is that any film we come across featuring Hilton should be removed from history. #ballofcondoms
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31min
February 11, 2021 Episode 3: Fall Girls
In episode three of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam talk about the disastrous Netflix produced movie Fall Girls from 2019. When The Hangover meets Weekend at Bernies, one can only assume a hit. But Fall Girls falls spectacularly short of anything that could even be considered in remotest sense of the word a ‘hit’. Who killed the boss lady, we did! We killed the boss lady for being so shit! Also, we’ve discovered the reason that movies use slow motion! This is the film that gave us the idea for this podcast…it’s so bad Jareth called Sam and said let's make a podcast about bad movies! #cantevenactbeingdead
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39min
February 04, 2021 Episode 2: Sex Lives of the Potato Men
In the second episode of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam talk about the critically unacclaimed nonsense that is Sex Lives of the Potato Men. A 2004 highly explicit British comedy that serves up a disgusting schmorgasbord of pointless scenes, where jam and fish paste take centre stage. Warning: do not listen while enjoying a fish supper! #wonderwhatshehasinhersandwiches
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45min
January 28, 2021 Episode 1: Freddy Got Fingered
In the first episode of Things Wot Not 2 Watch, Jareth & Sam tear apart Tom Green's 2001 comedy Freddy Got Fingered! It's the story of an aspiring cartoonist who can't quite get his dreams off the ground...with a series of inexplicable and extraordinary events that could only come from the mind of a madman. This was a hard watch, some would say the film is even more backwards than the backwards man! Enjoy! #tomgreenisbatshit
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59min

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How many episodes does Things Wot Not 2 Watch #twn2w have?

The podcast currently has 21 episodes available.