Third Rate

Third Rate

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Third Rate episodes

  • An Internet Ritual

    For the first time ever we tried our hands at a ritual we found on the internet, more specifically one that would summon a ghost for us and trap it in a mirror. Did it work? Is the ghost typing this? Did it get out of the mirror? Listen and find out, it's Third Rate! (Or me, the ghost.) 

    36 min
  • CERVEZAS

    We decided to meet up early on a Sunday morning and record an episode, thankfully the topic we settled on this time was beer. Mexican beer, to be precise! The hosts sit down and guess what beer is what while rating and reviewing them, meanwhile Cheryl talks dating and Evan claims to have a biblical disease;  it's Third Rate! 

    1 hr 12 min
  • Jellied Beans

    ASMR content warning - you do hear us chew during this episode, it's not a lot though. If that's your thing then congratulations.

    The hosts take on these tiny flavored guys as they play a game and rate the flavors. Cheryl still has those props, don't know what to tell ya there. It's Third Rate!

    45 min
  • WhirlyBall

    Well we finally did it. I know what you're thinking; how out of touch are these guys? It's 2022 and they haven't played WhirlyBall yet? We figured that's what you were thinking, and that's why we went and played it for ourselves. Bumper cars and lacrosse on a basketball court, what's not to love? Tune in to hear all about our experience, it's Third Rate! 

    46 min
  • Third Rate - "Trailer"

    Welcome to Third Rate! We three self proclaimed and totally-not experts have decided to rate and review anything and everything! Take a listen, and thanks for the support. 

    1 min
  • Domestic Light Beers

    Disclaimer; Just like the episode before this we are experiencing an audio issue with an echo, but don't worry we have it fixed for next time!

    The crew take on domestic light beers this week as Jake and Cheryl have to guess which is which, as well as rate them along the way. Evan of course serves us and drinks with us, which you should too! We were tasting these beers blind but the guide to which beer is which will be posted here in the description so you can listen to how wrong we were. 

    A - Bud Light

    B - Miller Lite

    C - Busch Light

    D - Natural Light

    E - Michelob Ultra

    F - Coors Light

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    1 hr 11 min
  • Come Back to Cold Showers

    Third Rate makes a very cold and naked return after a 6 month hiatus. We're glad to be back, and happy to have you all joining us! We promise not to go anywhere ever again! It's Third Rate!

    (Note: We are aware of the echo in this episode's audio, and are working to correct it for this episode and future episodes. Thanks for understanding!)  

    1 hr 9 min
  • Eggs But For Real

    This week we actually get to eggs, what we like about em, what we don't. Are they starter fluid? The usual. Oh and Evan chokes himself. It's Third Rate! 

    52 min
  • Genie Wishes

    Sorry for the hiatus, but we're back! (We know you didn't notice, and it hurts our feelings.) This week we talk about genies, how to fool them, and what to wish for. We probably don't give you any real ideas on what would work best, but we do make fun of each other, so it's business as usual. It's Third Rate! 

    49 min

About Third Rate

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A first rate review podcast! From foot fetishes to last meals, we rate it all!