Third Rate

This week, Cheryl and Evan welcome the winner of our "Be Jake for a Day" Contest to the show. This "Jake" happens to be an expert in cat breeds. If you want to be "Jake" for a day, be sure to enter our online raffle!

Halloween is approaching, but things are different this year. Thanks, COVID! This week, the "experts" consider which Halloween costumes are sexiest and safest.

Live! Laugh! Love! Put these three words together, and you've got a kitschy sign for your dining room wall. But how do these words hold up on their own? Tune in to find out!

This week we discuss the old, dusty, out of date rage comics of yore. Spoiler alert; these aren't glowing reviews!

WARNING: This episode is explicit. Like much more explicit than usual. The Third Rate experts are reading political smut written by people on a fanfic website and offering their critical reviews. It's gonna get steamy.

This week the hosts discuss faking your death, briefly, as well as a bunch of other things Cheryl decided to do. It's probably the most off the wall episode yet, but we hope you're here for it!

Third Rate's not an advice show, but you listeners clearly need some help. This week, the experts help to purify you of your awkwardness.

Calling this one part of our "comedy line up" of episodes is a gross abuse of the term comedy, but we made it for you with love. Join us this week as we discuss the reasons to cut someone from your life, and also Jake's choice of clothing.

This week the experts quietly and discreetly talk about secrets, keeping secrets, types of secrets, and how to keep them. You're lucky we're sharing this, really, since it's all pretty hush hush.

Well, you know what they say, three episodes are better than one! (They do say that, right? Please?) We couldn't make time for this one, so we recorded our own segments and glued them together, and guess what! It kind of worked!