Tune in for the most action packed and adrenaline infused episode as we talk about shapes this week. I didn't over sell this one at all, I promise! Nothing is more gripping than a rhombus.

Get in touch with your inner child in the past right now! Get it? Neither does Jake. This week the experts break down recess games and put em in order, from best to unpopular!

Jake and Cheryl couldn't seem to get Evan off of Craigslist for this weeks episode, which was a fear I didn't even know I had. Join the team as they discuss phobias and where you wouldn't to have them!

Strap on your moon boots and maybe bring your regular earth boots as the experts discuss planets this week! I use the term "discuss" loosely, you'll know why.

Alright, we couldn't resist. We know in these trying times you really need our guidance, listeners. And that's why we are gonna tell you what to do with your alone time, this week on Third Rate!

This episode sets the record for most times the words "Sticky" has ever been said in a podcast. Well, it probably does. No fact-checking was done here. This week, the experts rate and review various sticky things!

How many more ways of doing things can we come up with? And out of those, how many can we rate? You'd be amazed. Grab your extra large spoon and get a scoop of what the experts get up to this week as we discuss what #BIGCEREAL gets up to and ways to eat their products.

What makes a good sidekick? Is it loyalty? Comic relief? Or maybe just making the protagonist look cooler by comparison? This week on Third Rate, the "experts" rate and review some of the most famous sidekicks!

Get your phones out and prepare to call in as this week Evan and Jake find Cheryl love on our Third Date game show! One lucky contestant will win three dates with Cheryl, paid in full by Third Rate of course!