It's alive! It's ALIVE! This week on Third Rate, the experts use their vast knowledge of household creatures to create... the ultimate pet!

The Ten Commandments are nice and all, but they're long overdue for a makeover. This week, the Third Rate experts update the Ten Commandments for 2020 and beyond!

Turn that volume real low and get ready to yell at those darn kids as this week the experts respect their elders! Well, mostly. (We know how Cheryl gets.) Pop in a hard candy and eat your dinner at 3 pm, it's Third Rate!

Thank god this is a radio show, we'd hate to show you all the gross ways we've come across to love one another! But for you listeners, we love you no matter what, we just need a way to show it. Take a listen and pick the best one.

We'd give you a description, but we'd have to kill you. Join the hosts as they talk about stuff you probably shouldn't talk about! (and some spy stuff too.)

Ring in the new year with the Third Rate crew! This week, the experts rate and review some of the most popular New Year's Resolutions!

This one's for you listeners. Hold it tight and don't shake the box, because spoiler alert; we're in it! Unwrap this episode and listen to the pros talk Christmas gifts! (Batteries not included.)

This week, the experts rate and review classic horror movie victim archetypes, including The Jock, The Virgin, and The Stoner. They also come up with fool-proof solutions to escape any would-be slashers!

Roooaaad Trriiiip! This week, the experts rate and review riding Shotgun, car games, road snacks, truck stops, and much more!

This week on Third Rate, the experts pit legendary wizards from pop culture against one another in a cage match tournament to determine the mightiest mage!