Third Rate

For Third Rate's 50th episode, the experts rate and review traditional wedding anniversary gifts! They also rate and review each other.

Go ahead, hit that "snooze" button one more time. You've earned it. This week, the experts rate and review various ways to wake up! Apologies to Gary Busey.

The Third Rate experts keep it classy this week, as they apply their rating expertise to the game "F*ck, Marry, Kill!" Listen as they discuss Colonel Sanders, Aliens, and much more.

Pot holes... Black holes... Even Donut holes! This week, the experts rate and review Holes!

More goofs! More action! More death! In a rare sequel episode, the Third Rate trio revisit ways to die.

Cold water! Hot water! Holy water?! This week, the experts rate and review the great wet stuff known as water.

Avian creatures can both inspire and annoy us to no end. On this special episode of Bird Rate, the experts rate and review a wide variety of winged creatures!

This one's a scorcher, so put on your sunscreen to beat the heat! This week, the experts rate and review the season of Summer.

The foot! The nose! The butt! This week, Cheryl and Evan rate and review parts of the human body.

Attention Hollywood! The experts have struck gold! Tune in to hear the Third Rate crew adapt board games into major motion pictures.