The Food Pyramid has long stood as the major authority for the ideal diet. This week, the experts take on the Food Pyramid and find ways to improve it.

Have you fallen and can't get up? Or did you put your foot in your mouth? This week, the experts rate and review various kinds of accidents.

School may be out for summer, but it's in session for Third Rate! Evan and Jake tackle several school subjects, including Science, Social Studies and Language Arts!

This week, the experts rate and review states! (Of Matter, Mind, and America)

From Deadbeat dads to Helicopter moms to that weird uncle that everyone avoids...this week, the experts rate and review the various members that make up a family.

Is breakfast really the most important meal of the day? When is it appropriate to begin drinking? And is there a best time to have sex? From morning to evening, the experts rate and review the times of day!

Are Scorpios doomed? Will Geminis find love? Is every Sagittarius pregnant? This week, the experts rate and review daily horoscopes.

This one's just for the guys! Cheryl couldn't make it, so Jake and Evan bro out, rating and reviewing classic "guy stuff".

April Showers bring a podcast in May! This week, the experts rate and review the season of Spring.

This is by far the dirtiest episode of Third Rate yet! This week, the experts swipe right and swipe left on all 44 presidents!