After being excluded from the previous episode, Jake has made his own episode out of spite. He speed-rates countless subjects. Try to keep up!

The expert party is shorthanded this week, but that doesn't slow them down as they crawl through the dungeon of Fantasy Creatures!

It's time to get healthy on Third Rate! This week, the experts rate and review various fruits!

The experts review some of the most popular sports, then improve them with exciting new rules changes.

This week, the experts rate and review some of the most iconic evil-doers in cinema.

What grinds your gears? What gets your goat? This week, the experts take a look at some of the most popular pet peeves.

This week, the experts rate (and attempt to solve) some riddles!

Sorry in advance for this one! The experts take a look at various internet subcultures, including Bronies, Furries, and Juggalos.

The experts take a look at some of the most bizarre and extreme Death Row last meals, and also reveal their ideal last meals.

Cryptozoologists, this one's for you! The experts discuss the creatures of lore that inspire folk tales and insight fear. Also, Cheryl kind of loses it...