Third Rate

What's the most painful way to die? What's the most embarrassing way to die? What's the best way to die? Find out the answers to these questions and more on this week's Third Rate!

The truth is out there! So strap on your tinfoil caps and get ready for some conspiracy theories! The experts discuss secret societies, fake celebrity deaths, government cover-ups, flat earth, alien abductions, and of course pee tapes.

If you're a dedicated conspiracy theorist, we apologize in advance.

This one's particularly NSFW! The experts rate and review a whole bunch of swear words. George Carlin would be proud. Or maybe he wouldn't.

This week, the gang get hopped up on sugar! The experts rate and review off-brand cereals. Things get weird.

You have the right to remain silent and enjoy this episode. This week, the experts rate and review crimes! They cover Murder, Embezzlement, Loitering, and much more.

Skateboarding? Stamp collecting? What do you do with your free time? The experts like to rate and review hobbies.

Leaves are changing, tricks are treated, and someone killed a turkey. This week, the gang reviews the season of Fall.

This week, the gang rates and reviews Kinks and Fetishes. Sexy!

It's raining cats and dogs! And hamsters, snakes, spiders and pigs. This week, the gang rates and reviews pets.

For the inaugural episode, the gang rates and reviews Laffy Taffy jokes.