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A woman plans the perfect murder. Unfortunately for her she fucks it all up so bad. Columbo cleans up an easy one in this ep. We talk about: Luke’s Back, Atomic Hearts, Ashley Watched A Weird Movie, More Wild Hearts, Christ Gets Tempted, Peter Falk Wants Money, We Rewrite The Episode,  Easily Solved, Shitty Drive In, Carpeted Hair Salon, The Comedy of Forever Growth, Lovable Vs Charming Assholes, Tall With Red Hair, The First Fratricide, 

Wait a minute, you can’t listen to this podcast about my art crimes! That’s entrapment! We talk about: Goku Is So Dumb, Mini Golf, Wild Hearts, Electric Blanket, Velvet Tuxedo, $2 Tip, Too Good Alibi, Sleepy Columbo, Will Reading, Photo Albums, Gloves, Fav Art (To See), Fav Art (Too Eat)

It’s the first ep of Columbo we just kinda didn’t like. Don’t worry, that just leaves us with more time to solve chili related mysteries. We talk about: Hitman Salieri, Bimbo Cinema, Murder On The Orient Express, Military Guys, Worst Mom, Columbo Is Still A Fucking Cop, Unforced Error, Dating The Witness, Just Not Great, Barney’s Beanery Is Cancelled, Columbo’s Niece, Witnessing Events, 

At 1:07:50 we say the F slur.

Now this is the content. An accidental murder leads Columbo to destroy a man’s life with simple befuddlement. We talk about: Piccolo Is Already Evil, Bruce Willis, Poirot Jump Scare, Titanic, Accidental Murder, Columbo’s Car, Columbo Turns On, Golf Gigolo, Weird Ass Map, Columbo Breaks Into A Guy’s Car To Scare Him, Hiring, Car Phones, Contacts, Montage Moments, Private Detectives, Funny Ways To Die,

Okay. We’re now watching actual Columbo, the tv series proper. A murder mystery team splits with deadly consequences and the most dead woman of all time appears. We talk about: Hitman Roguelike, Princess Bride, Poker Face, Steven Spielberg, Mysterious Columbo, Plane Travel Math, One Shot, Tale of the Pup, Book Work, The Most Dead Woman, Columbo Finds Paper, Luke Hasn’t Seen Wild At Heart, Ashley’s Upcoming 8mm Addiction, Animorphs, Hot Egg Takes,

It’s the second pilot movie of Columbo and the first female killer as we wonder if she should have totally gotten away with it. We talk about: Frieza is iPad, Pentiment, Death Stranding, Terminators, Returnal, Jimmi Simpson Joins The Hall Of Guys, Weirdo 70s Stuff, The FBI Are Idiots, Brought Her Own Bag, Ashley Killed Molly, We Kinda Hate The Daughter, Columbo Sexist Moment, Ralph, Car Keys, Blanks, She’s Just A Bad Person, Confusing Columbo, Plane Stuff, Ransom Letters,

We’re starting a whole new series as we go back to the 60s and see a somewhat younger Peter Falk get his first crack at Columbo. A wealthy psychologist kills his wife and disguises his mistress as her. We talk about: DBZ Dub, Looper, Hollow Knight, Columbo History, Really Bad Party, Time Of Death, We Marvel At 60s Planes, The First “My Wife”, Columbo Jump Scare, Lockpicking Detective, Los Angeles PD & Theatre Group, Cop Liking Year, Grilling Jane, Modern Columbo,

We talk about the John Woo classic Face slash Off. Who is best at being who? What's with the weird hand on face thing? Can we eat a fruit for hours? We talk about: Luke’s Sick, AEW, Molly is Bourne Again, Grease, Plane Stunts, Mall Goth Daughter, Magnet Prison, Travolta As Cage, Castor Is Better, Escape Plans, New Kid, Butterfly Knife, Blood Type, Gemini Man Spoilers, Replacement Kid, Dream Face/Offs, Woo Animals,

Oh boy. This movie is not good. We talk about: Our Worst Movies, Sam Porter Bridges, Sea of Thieves, They Don’t Actually Clear Their Name, Detective Macklay’s Great Grandfather, Riley Got Hot, The Status Quo, Enhance, French Cops, Bad Car Chase, Impossible Child, Nobody Read Riley’s Book, Canceled Plans, Luke Keeps Bringing Up Mr. Bean, Nameless President, Mt Rushmore Whitewashing, Bad Hidden Temple, Guess I’ll Die, 

It’s the start of a new series as Molly has asked to do the impossible: steal the Declaration of- Oh wait I mean watch and talk about the two National Treasure movies. Well that’s way easier. We talk about: Laura Palmer Funko, Grounded, Molly Got Dwarfed, Oldest Man, Dad Casting, Dumb Riddles, Trailer Lines, Heist Time, Fake Paper, Lot of Lemons, Yahoo’d It, Benjamin Franklin’s 3D Glasses, Hudson Diving, Coffin Flop, Library of Alexandria, Movie Might Be Bad,