THIS IS A TOTALLY REPRISE.

Going against everything we’ve ever done, we decided to watch a good show this time. Luke has been dying for us to watch the landmark and controversial show The Prisoner. We get welcomed to a mysterious island where everyone is nice and everything is stamped, indexed and numbered. We talk about: YourCraft, FF7 Cabbage, Up Good, WiiU 101, We Count Gokus, Prisoner Background, Little Person Surreality, Better War Criminals, Fuck Your Tinker Toys, Yelling At The Maid, Animal Skin Rugs, Boy Hot?, Rover Teabag, The Vibe Room, #9, Animal Bombs,

We watched Herbie: Fully Loaded, the movie after DEBS and a racing film so it really hits all our check marks. Too bad our check marks don’t include “No Car Romance!” We talk about: FF7 Bosses, XCOM, Spirited Away, AC Remodeling, JC4, Herbie Canon, Bad Graduation, Possessed Car, Our Fav Ally, Herbie Makes Clothes, Is Maggie A Good Driver, Herbie Wants Fucking, Half Transformer, Herbie Sabotages Himself, No Rule Against It, Car Selfcest, Skeleton Car, Speed Buggy, Horace The Hate Bug,

Luke did this years ago.

We arrive at Cars 3, the distant finale. Lightning McQueen is old (so we’re told) and he needs to deal with upcoming rookies. Does he do this by connecting with a young wannabe racer, or confronting the hotshot rookie that is much like him? Nope! Just gotta go to an even older guy to learn to respect the past. Zoe joins us as we talk about: Sad Life Is A Highway, Magic The Godzilla, Honeybee Inn, Criterion, Roni Test, Mass Effect. Newman’s Own, Rookies, The Crash, Naked McQueen, Sally Sucks, The Villain Sucks, CarZW, Racer Privilege, Car Color Barrier, Molly Evaporates, Our Movie Pitches, Alternate Endings, Exclusive Gay Moment, Dead Guy Cosplay,

Planes: Fire and Rescue is a real forgotten movie, but we still dig into it with all our might. We talk about: FF7 Cloud’s Migraine, GTA 4, Planes Sniper Elite, Parts Aren’t Made, Helicopter Native, Model Birds, Stalker GF, Car Vampire, Howard the Truck. The Roomba Issue, Good Last ¼, We Get Mad At The End, Crying At Movies, Car Egg,

We’re talking about Planes! This movie is fucking horrible, racist, and has TWO romantic plot lines. Anyway it’s the best one of these yet. We talk about: Luke Doesn’t Have Roni, Our Walmart Heroes, FF7 UnMake, Alita: Dog Blood, Stalk Market, John Cena Was Erased, Duck Tales, SOMA & Swapper, Molly Hates Brad Garrett, Plane War, ESPN Snuff Films, Forklift Strike, Cats Don’t Hands, Fucky Statue Of Liberty, Plane Ass, Fucking Planes, Split Personality Car, Weighted Training Dick, New Ass, Car Get iPad, What Are Bikes, Ashley Spoils Planes 2, Gay Cop Planes, Airport Ettiquete, JJ The Jet Plane,

We’re joined by Sylvi for the spy part of this franchise and we are less surprised with the fascist overtones but they are still there! We talk about: Cars Covid, House on Haunted Hill, Rabbit Enemy, GBBO, Boats, Transformers Pissing, Cars Top Surgery, Racist Montage, Piss Twist, Mater Zsasz, Cars 9/11, Docking, Cars Body Horror, Forklift Twink, Car Pope, Car Manufacturing, The Queen Has Lived Forever, Worst Movie Experiences,

We all watched Cars and that was a huge mistake! It’s a frustrating movie that despite a few gags is infuriating in it’s worldbuilding and terrifying in it’s “good ol days” propaganda. We talk about: Crossing Animals, Good Job, SNES Games, Let Luke Cook, Ashley Explains Herself, Pixar History, Lightning McQueen’s Advanced Tongue Tech, Flash Your Hi Beams, Car Mattress, Abolish Impound Lots, Horny Cars, Door Locks, Car Tramp Stamp, Tractors Are Animals, You’re One Of The Good Ones, Cars Buttchug, Trad Wife, Pass Fash, Trunk Play,

We finish up the Spy Kids rewatch with a non-Spy Kids movie, the hit(?) film written by a 9 year old, Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Our resident Sharkgirl Julie joins us as we talk about: Warhammer, 40k, Ashley Gacha, Eizouken, Bloodborne, Bloomin’ Onion Hair, Too Young Movies, Morally Right Bullying, Fickle Kids, School Buses, Daydreamer, Mr Electric’s O Face, Bad Lessons, Molly’s New Foe, Atom Bombs, Dreams Are Real

The gang has Holly on as all hopes that the fourth would be somehow just okay. We argue if this is the worst one, do a lot of Ricky Gervais impressions, talk about fart jokes and learn about Meghan Trainor’s hot husband