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There are monsters among us and I don't mean sex trafficking congressmen from Florida. I mean literal monsters like Nessie, Bigfoot and the chupacabra. If you thought those guys were old news, think again because all signs are pointing to a resurgence of cryptids across the globe.    And of the many strange beliefs out there some are harder to believe than other. Jacks and Twee will take a shot at choosing between real world crazy ideas that people accept as facts and dumb shit that I made up. We’ll play WHO WOULD BELIEVE THAT at the end of the show.    Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Production and editing by Fiasco Jones.    Subscribe and leave us a review, if you feel so compelled.    SOCIALS: Twitter: @FarOffTopic Instagram: @FarOffTopic Facebook: @FarOffTopicShow   CONTACT US:  Fiasco Jones: @fiascojones Mr. Glasses: @captjax458 TWee: @TWeeSaidStuff     FULL SNOW NOTES: Far Off Topic YouTube   Far Off Topic is a production of Prosopon Media. Copyright 2021.

Something’s up off the coast of California. Mysterious flying objects have once again been spotted harassing the US navy. As of yet The Who, what and whys behind the incident are still up in the air… (puns)More intriguing though is how these mystery machines are being described. Rather than call them UFO’s or UAP’s they’re being reported as drones. Is this an intentional re-branding? If so, why? And does any of it have to do with the impending release of all the militaries UFO data later this year? We’ll talk about that in our feature.   And fear not faithful listener, we’ll close out the episode with a heart-warming fusillade of the most heart-sickening stories of the past few weeks in our Great News to End On segment at the end of the show.   Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Production and editing by Fiasco Jones.    Subscribe and leave us a review, if you feel so compelled.    SOCIALS: Twitter: @FarOffTopic Instagram: @FarOffTopic Facebook: @FarOffTopicShow   CONTACT US:  Fiasco Jones: @fiascojones Mr. Glasses: @captjax458 TWee: @TWeeSaidStuff     FULL SNOW NOTES: Far Off Topic YouTube   Far Off Topic is a production of Prosopon Media. Copyright 2021.

In 2019 swiss scientist Magnus Soderlund proposed that people should start eating the dead in order to stave off global calamity. His suggestion shocked the world with some wondering if science had gone too far. In 2021 a new group has returned to the people eater concept but his time they’re not trying to appeal to our worries of planetary annihilation. Rather they think people should eat people just be closer to their celebrity idols. We’ll talk about that in our Feature.  And how certain are you that what you experience as life isn't simply the product of an artificial intelligence running a simulation trying to determine the best way market heirloom tomatoes? If you said, very certain then do I have a treat for you in our Bizarrist segment at the end of our show.     Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Production and editing by Fiasco Jones.    Subscribe and leave us a review, if you feel so compelled.    SOCIALS: Twitter: @FarOffTopic Instagram: @FarOffTopic Facebook: @FarOffTopicShow   CONTACT US:  Fiasco Jones: @fiascojones Mr. Glasses: @captjax458 TWee: @TWeeSaidStuff     FULL SNOW NOTES: Far Off Topic YouTube   Far Off Topic is a production of Prosopon Media. Copyright 2021.

It’s been a weird week on Wall Street as financial road warriors have breached the gates and began plundering all that sweet, sweet capital from the coffers of more deserving Robber Barons. This made the greedy lords of the Hedgefund Kingdom quite angry sending them crying to their Uncle Sam to stop the madness. Some think it might be too late; Democracy has come to Wall Street. Or could a new regulation blitz be the final shoe drop that re-affirms everyone’s gut instinct that average americans are not allowed to participate in the wealth game.    Finance shenanigans are not the only thing that got weird this week. A Vice presidential step-daughter got her ticket to the ball, Charles Mason has found a bizarre new afterlife, and the military has been caught trying to weaponize spacetime. We’ll tell you all about it in our WHAT IN THE WEIRD segment at the end of the show.   Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Production and editing by Fiasco Jones.    Subscribe and leave us a review, if you feel so compelled.    SOCIALS: Twitter: @FarOffTopic Instagram: @FarOffTopic Facebook: @FarOffTopicShow   CONTACT US:  Fiasco Jones: @fiascojones Mr. Glasses: @captjax458 TWee: @TWeeSaidStuff     FULL SNOW NOTES: Far Off Topic YouTube   Far Off Topic is a production of Prosopon Media. Copyright 2021.

Do you enjoy barbeques? What about the taste of raw meat? Do you find yourself fantasizing about eating your significant other? If so, you could have what it takes to make it in Hollywood. I know wack-a-do Q Anon conspiracists have really owned the hollywood-cannibal-accusation market as of late, but would you believe that there are now actual text messages that could prove that the Cannibal Elite truly exist. We’ll tell you all about it in our feature story. And if you’re tired of all the bad news floating out there on the cable new-es and the twitter spaces then let me be the first to caution you of the trove of terrifying stories we’ve collected. All of which are guaranteed to destroy any lingering faith you may have that everything is going to work out for the best. we’ll share our GREAT NEWS TO END ON at the end of the show

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As everyone in the world knows by this point, Cobra Kai season 3 is fire. Other than that it would seem the writers of our shared simulation are very committed to the the Second Civil War story line so this week we got ourselves a little bit of sedition, insurrection and twitter bans. We’re talking Right Wing revolution and the country that denies it exists on this episode.

And while we’re picking through the rubble of our crumbling democracy why not also pick winners and loser of a post trump regime. Who will suffer and who will prosper in the years to come. We will discuss that in our SURVIVORS AND DIE-ORS segment at the end of the show.

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weird stops for no one which means that we’ve got a lot to talk about today. From massive computer hacks that will probably be the cause of future disasters, and lizard hunting nutjob suicide bombers, to lying celebrities we’ll be covering it all.  As they say Hindsight is 2020 and it can fucking stay there. Our sights are on the future and all the wonders that are guaranteed over the golden vista of 2021. But perhaps we should practice some caution before leaping into the new year. We’ll scour the predictions of noted prophets to see what to expect in the months to come in our FAR OFF TOMORROW segment at the end of the show Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Production and editing by Fiasco Jones.    Subscribe and leave us a review, if you feel so compelled.    SOCIALS: Twitter: @FarOffTopic Instagram: @FarOffTopic Facebook: @FarOffTopicShow   CONTACT US:  Fiasco Jones: @fiascojones Mr. Glasses: @captjax458 TWee: @TWeeSaidStuff     FULL SNOW NOTES: Far Off Topic YouTube   Far Off Topic is a production of Prosopon Media. Copyright 2021.

In early november of 2020 a crew from the Utah Department of Public Safety were flying over the red rocks of the UTAH desert in search of bighorn sheep when one spotted something much more startling. Nestled in a cathedral of red sandstone was a shining metallic object. That chance encounter would set off a bizarre and winding cascade of reactions that continue to shift to this day. In this episode Fiasco Jones details the life, death and afterlife of the Utah Monolith and the importance of keeping our mysteries alive and safe within our imaginations.    Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Production and editing by Fiasco Jones.    Subscribe and leave us a review, if you feel so compelled.    SOCIALS: Twitter: @FarOffTopic Instagram: @FarOffTopic Facebook: @FarOffTopicShow   CONTACT US:  Fiasco Jones: @fiascojones Mr. Glasses: @captjax458 TWee: @TWeeSaidStuff     FULL SNOW NOTES: Far Off Topic YouTube   Far Off Topic is a production of Prosopon Media. Copyright 2020.

From fighter pilots chasing them down on both coasts to the government officially acknowledging a program to report sightings, UFO’s are back in a big way. Recent news of leaked photos from that very reporting program and outrageous claims by an Israeli government official have put the exoplanetary menace back into bizarrist headlines. We’ll dig into the details in our feature.   And would you be surprised to discover that there’s a burgeoning division of psychonaut warriors forming within the ranks of the US military? Is this the beginning of a new ‘Jedi branch of the armed forces? We’ll tell you more in our WHAT IN THE WEIRD segment at the end of the show.    Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Production and editing by Fiasco Jones.    Subscribe and leave us a review, if you feel so compelled.    SOCIALS: Twitter: @FarOffTopic Instagram: @FarOffTopic Facebook: @FarOffTopicShow   CONTACT US:  Fiasco Jones: @fiascojones Mr. Glasses: @captjax458 TWee: @TWeeSaidStuff     FULL SNOW NOTES: Far Off Topic YouTube   Far Off Topic is a production of Prosopon Media. Copyright 2020.

The idea of THE MISSING provides fertile ground for bent psyches determined to read sinister plots behind every hill, isolated copse of trees or lone the house squatting far outside whatever passes for civilization this far into God’s forgotten backcountry. On this episode Fiasco explores the Missing 411 phenomenon of David Paulides, the discovery of a makeshift torture chamber in the Neatherlands plus ghost hauntings in Grand Junction. But none of that will prepare you for Fiasco's first hand encounter with the legendary monster, Obie.  * * * FULL SNOW NOTES: Far Off Topic YouTube