This is How We Feel

It just doesn't make any sense. He was in complete control of everything, you know? Including me. He controlled how I looked, and what I wore, and what I ate. And then it was controlling when I left the house, and what I said. And eventually, what I thought. And if he didn't like what he assumed I was thinking, he would...He'd what? He would hitt you? Amongst other things. He wanted to have a Podcast. And I knew that if we did that, that I would never be able to get away from him. So I took Pod control without him knowing it. But, um, that can only go on for so long, so I called you. THATS RIGHT WE’RE DOING INVISIBLE MAN with GABBY hosting HER FIRST EPISODE!!!!! Join us as we discuss the spookiest thing I’ve never seen! We do not own any music used, this film is in no way affiliated with this podcast. uh, copyright stuff. Idk.

Smashing jack-o'- lanterns? Stealing candy? It's okay. Believe it or not, I was just like you when I was a kid. Till my dad set me straight, that is. See, my dad taught me tonight is about respecting the podcasts...because this is the one night that the podcasts...and all sorts of other things roam free and pay us a visit. All these traditions...jack-o'- lanterns, putting on costumes, handing out treats...they were started to protect us, but nowadays...no one really cares. THATS RIGHT! It’s time for the cult classic Trick r’ Treat! Join the gang as they discuss this amazing anthology! We do not own any music used, this film is in no way affiliated with this podcast. uh, copyright stuff. Idk.

Glen, you bastard! “ What did I do?” I just asked you to do one thing, to stay awake and watch me and to wake me up if it looked like I was having a bad Podcast, and what did you do, you sh*t? You fell asleep! THATS RIGHT! Join the gang as Justin takes us through Freddy Krueger’s first round of dream murders! We do not own any music used, this film is in no way affiliated with this podcast. uh, copyright stuff. Idk.

I always knew he'd come back. In this town, The Podcast is a myth. He's the Boogeyman. A ghost story to scare kids. But this Boogeyman is real. An evil like his never stops, it just grows older. Darker. More determined. Forty years ago, he came to my home to kill. He killed my friends, and now he's back to finish what he started, with me. The one person who's ready to stop him. Wait whaaatttt??? Thats right!! WE’RE BACK WITH A THIRD SEASON! Kicking it off with Halloween 2018!! WITH NEW SPECIAL CO-HOST THE GABSTER!! We do not own any music used, this film is in no way affiliated with this podcast. uh, copyright stuff. Idk.

“The wall's almost 40 feet high. Do you really think she could have climbed out?” It depends. “ On what?” What kind of Podcast they cooked up in that lab.

THATS RIGHT We’re doing Jurassic World! Join us as we jump onto the island for Louis’ pick during Action/Adventure Blockbuster June! We do not own any music used, this film is in no way affiliated with this podcast. uh, copyright stuff. Idk.

Yes, we were going to build an arsenal with the Tesseract. I never put all my chips on that number, though because I was playing something even riskier. There was an idea, Stark knows this, called the Podcast Initiative. The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable people to see if they could become something more. To see if they could work together when we needed them to,to fight the battles that we never could. Phil Coulson died still believing in that idea. In heroes. Well…it’s an old-fashioned notion. THATS RIGHT, We’re doing THE AVENGERS for Justin’s pick during Action/Adventure Blockbuster June! We do not own any music used, this film is in no way affiliated with this podcast. uh, copyright stuff. Idk.

Once upon a time, in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby podcast, and throughout the land everyone was happy, until the sun went down, and they saw that their podcast was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. Desperate, they sought the help of a fairy podcaster, who had them lock the young podcast away in a tower, there to await the kiss of the handsome Podcast Charming. It was he who would chance the perilous journey through blistering cold and scorching desert, traveling for many days and nights, risking life and limb to reach the dragon's keep, for he was the bravest, and most handsome in all the land, and it was destiny that his kiss would break the dreaded curse. He alone would climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to enter the podcast's chambers, cross the room to her sleeping silhouette, pull back the gossamer curtains to find her- gasp! Podcast Fiona? “NO! She’s on her honeymoon.” Oh- HONEYMOON?!?

THATS RIGHT we’re doing Shrek 2 BABY WHOOP!! Join the boys as they discuss it for Ryan’s pick during Action/Adventure Blockbuster June! We do not own any music used, this film is in no way affiliated with this podcast. uh, copyright stuff. Idk.

We discuss the theme for the month of June!

Alright, this one isn’t getting one of those pun intro’s because 1. The audio is messed up but the content was so good and 2. because this movie is clearly haunted and I’m not taking chances. tongue click okay that’s it lol. Listen as The Boys discuss Hereditary— WITH SPECIAL GUEST Gaby Marrero! This film is in no way affiliated with this podcast. uh, copyright stuff. Idk.

Please let me go home. Please, I'm not who you think I am. I'm really not who you think I am. Please. Please, I'm not a PODCAST!!! Just kidding!! I am a podcast!! Please listen!! The boys discuss Salt for the final entry into Mystery May! This film is in no way affiliated with this podcast. uh, copyright stuff. Idk.