This is How We Feel

I am of an age where I know what I like and what I do not like. What I like, I enjoy enormously. What I dislike, I cannot abide. For instance, the temporary pleasantries before what is determined to be a business PODCAST. Wait, no we’re not a business podcast. This was not the best quote to pick. I am not picking another. JOIN THE BOYS as they discuss MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESSSSSSS!This film is in no way affiliated with this podcast. uh, copyright stuff. Idk.

I spoke in the car about the hole at the center of this Podcast. And yes, what you and Harlan did that fateful night seems at first glance to fill that hole perfectly. A Podcast hole in the Podcast’s hole. But we must look a little closer. And when we do, we see that the Podcast hole has a hole in its center - it is not a podcast hole at all but a smaller podcast with its own hole, and our podcast is not whole at all! Wait, what? ANY WAY we’re watching the best murder mystery ever for the start of our Mystery May month, it’s Ryan’s Submission— Knives Out! This film is in no way affiliated with this podcast. uh, copyright stuff. Idk.

I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old podcast host, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the *devil's* eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... *Podcast*… That worked, right? ANYWAY, Join the boys as the winner of this month— Louis— Gets to bring back a lost episode— Halloween by John Carpenter! This film is in no way affiliated with this podcast. uh, copyright stuff. Idk.

Peter, if you want me to run your little camping trip, there are two conditions: Firstly, I'm in charge, and when I'm not around, Baby J is. All you have to do is sign the checks, tell us we're doing a good job, and open your case of scotch when we have a good day. Second condition: My fee? You can keep it. All I want in return for my services is the right to hunt one of the Podcasts. A male, a buck only. How and when is my business. Now if you don't like either of those conditions, you're on your own. So go ahead, set up base camp right here, or in a swamp, or in the middle of a Pod nest for all I care. But I've been on too many safaris with rich dentists to listen to any more suicidal ideas, OK? THATS RIGHT FOLKS WE GOING TO JURASSIC PARK—-’s sister island, Isla Sorna to stop some more dinos! Join the Boys as they discuss Jurissic Park: The Lost World. This film is in no way affiliated with this podcast. uh, copyright stuff. Idk.

You will have long blonde hair, big green eyes, world class breasts, ass that won't quit and a PODCAST that go all the way up?!?! Come on in as the Boys discuss arguably the perfect creature feature born of the 90s: Tremors. Grab-oid ahold of your seats! This film is in no way affiliated with this podcast. uh, copyright stuff. Idk.

Hey, look, you want to explore? Go ahead, explore. But if you start sending people back down there, don’t call me to come save your asses. Because in case what happened down there wasn’t clear to you, man versus meg isn’t a fight, it’s a PODCAST. Join the fellas as they kick off ANIMAL ATTACK APRIL with a prehistoric fossil, The Meg. This film is in no way affiliated with this podcast. uh, copyright stuff. Idk.

This place has taught me so much about friendship, loyalty, love, but most importantly, it’s taught me that the best things in life, the very best things happen in THIS PODCAST!! Join the boys as this months winner, Louis, get’s to take us back to Calicari in Momma Mia 2! This film is in no way affiliated with this podcast. uh, copyright stuff. Idk.

Okay, now, the thing about the toilet... If it doesn't flush right away, just go, and come back in a while, and it should... Nothing works around here, except for THIS PODCAST!!?!? THATS RIGHT FOLKS ITS THAT TIME IN HISTORY WHEN THE BOYS DISCUSS MAMMA MERYL IN MAMMA MIA!!! And we choose a winner for this month! Exciting! This film is in no way affiliated with this podcast. uh, copyright stuff. Idk.

Alright, then. I know how this bit goes. My name is Elton Hercules John. And I’m an alcoholic. And a cocaine addict. And a sex addict. And a bulimic. Mostly shopaholic who has problems with weed, prescription drugs, and anger management. “Why are you here now?” Well, my dealer was out of town, I thought this PODCAST seemed like a good alternative! Join the boys as they discuss the biopic of Elton Johns life for Musical March— It’s Rocketman! This film is in no way affiliated with this podcast. uh, copyright stuff. Idk.

To day’s of inspiration, playing hooky, making something out of nothing—the need to EXPRESS to communicate. To going against the grain, going insane, going…. maaaaaaaaaad. To loving tension, no pension, to more than one dimension. To starving for attention, hating mom and dad. To riding your bike Midday past the three-piece suits. To fruits, to no absolutes. To Absolute, to choice, to the Village Voice! To any passing fad. To being an us for once, instead of a them… La Vi Bo-PODCAST!!!!! Come listen to the boys as they discuss One of The Greats, RENT!!! This film is in no way affiliated with this podcast. uh, copyright stuff. Idk.