This Is Unusable

This Is Unusable

By Ben Steinberg & Tyler MartinComedy
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  • Crossword

    Getting your hopes up at Starbucks. Bingo. Crosswords vs. word searches. Lots of premium content here on This Is Unusable.

    18 min
  • Y2K

    Episode 12. This is a really heavy one. We discuss past traumas, finding ways to heal, spirituality, and just kidding we're all all over the place as usual. Y2K. Jesus. Oreos. Ben blows his nose 3 times. Also somehow Tyler got his hair back. It's almost as if we recorded these episodes a very long time ago and then uploaded them out of order.

    21 min
  • Oh Look! A Book!

    Oh well hello there. It's our 10th episode and we just hit 20 subscribers. That's 2 subscribers per episode. Hell yeah! In this episode, Tyler and I discuss an epiphany I had about how self-critical I am. We also judge books by their covers and we talk about the aging process in different animals. Some animals live 200 years. Some live 15. It's weird. Watch us be dumb. Do it. #podcast #comedy #books

    23 min
  • Cannes Yay

    Technology. Is it? Is it not? Find out, briefly, on this podcast. Also, we expose the actual reason the pyramids were built. Also, Kanye West. As usual, we're all over the place in this episode and we wouldn't--and really, can't--have it any other way. It is a struggle.

    0:07 Technology is improving our lives

    2:11 Jesus is an AI construct

    2:42 The pyramids were actually the first wifi router

    4:15 The Jews throughout history

    5:39 Bricks

    6:38 Kanye/Cannes Yay

    10:03 Yea or nay

    10:38 English

    11:20 “Thou” is making comeback

    12:23 Education

    12:59 Bald people in the military

    13:40 Propecia pun

    14:23 Not a bad episode

    15:25 What is and is not pizza

    18 min
  • Make Again Gake Again

    The title says it all. And by "all" I mean "absolutely nothing". Just watch (or listen) to the thing because it's pretty funny.

    We talk about how I stupidly twisted my ankle, blue Gatorade, "Event Horizon", America Online, Electronic Gaming Monthly, DOGE... the subjects just change constantly but it's only 20 freaking minutes out of your whole life so what have you got to lose? (aside from 20 minutes and a few brain cells)
    Timestamps:
    0:22 Ben twisted his ankle
    2:24 head shaver
    3:06 mail order wife
    3:30 sex is obsolete: getting stuff done. that’s the new sex
    4:10 blue Gatorade
    5:15 Event Horizon
    7:40 The Truman Show
    9:37 nose blow/ ad break/jibjab
    10:50 America Online
    12:55 Electronic Gaming Monthly
    13:55 SNL 50th
    14:20 DOGE: now that’s what I call savings
    15:05 Leet speak
    16:44 The Conan and Jordan Show
    17:42 MAKE AGAIN GAKE AGAIN
    19:06 Tyler clogged Ben's parents' toilet 15 years ago and they still haven't forgiven him.

    21 min
  • TIDEy-ing up!

    Cleaning your place sucks. Cleaning anything sucks. We tried to limit this episode to the discussion of a single subject (cleaning up). We failed!

    00:52 Grok gone wild
    02:06 Asimo
    02:32 that point in the show
    04:13 cleaning
    05:05 Tide clean pods
    05:56 cleaning
    06:33 Portland and Canadian accents
    07:29 middle coast of Canada
    08:39 2 eyed cyclops
    09:29 Ben feels like a creep
    11:34 Tyler's take on cleaning
    12:30 Deeply closeted abortionist
    13:48 Ad break: the letter Q
    14:11 Ben can’t talk good
    15:00 REBRANDING
    16:28 I suppose that’s one way to end a podcast

    18 min
  • Strude Awakenings

    Tyler can write poems off the top of his head and he does so at 3:30. We talk about toaster strudels, "sharing" and "family" sized food items, fuel efficient cars in the apocalypse, and then I talk about the time I watched somebody ski straight into a pole.

    24 min
  • Ben's Tiny Low Testosterone Baby Hands

    Our fifth episode! Ben complains about his tiny hands. Tyler wants to make the Marines aquatic again. He coins the term "speech of words" and we discuss umlauts, streaming service ads, and other random crap all throughout. We end things with with an amazing pun from Tyler.

    17 min

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The show that embodies the moment between you entering a room and forgetting why you went in there.